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i've had today and have the next few days off work
so today between bouts of arguing with kids on the internet i have been painting a huge clusterfuck of a motion blur for polypeptide.

and i realized i hadnt done one of these in a while

so here we go, some cool cartoons for you to watch that hopefully will inspire you

first is this thing Notorious showed me.
its a long one clocking in at like 11 minutes. but its well worth it because its very deranged.
Mr.Smile

Tex Avery's "Symphony in Slang"
more puns per square inch than a (insert pun here)

Philip Vose of Calarts made this beautiful gloomy little toon called Umbrella

Tex Avery also made this
I LIKE TO SINGA
ABOUT THE MOONA
AND JUNE-A
AND THE SPRINGA

And what I personally think is the best cartoon Avery ever made because it makes me heehaw like a donkey each time I watch it. its the little things that just cement it. like how the opera singer just "throws" the stupid looking rabbits away as if they're objects.

Carnivore Reflux
like some unholy combo of weird 50's animation, tim burton, and dr.seuss
rather funny and creepy
(there's some ads at the beginning)

there's a video game coming out called De Blob and i like the animation style in it

These next two arent really cartoons although they both contain animation
the first is

The Cat with Hands

And this next one I have no explanation for.
Its just called
THERE IS NOTHING

And this last one was suggested by my very good friend Mrat
it is quite amusing and well animated

Now this next thing is NOT a good cartoon.

In fact its far from it.

This is whats left of the infamous "Wolf Tracer" a studio that is perhaps best left forgotten.

prepare your eyes for some of the ugliest computer animation you may ever see

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?

ok i'm done

me and a good friend discuss the internet crap

fell free to post tl:dr i dont care anymore

squ0f: do you like people commenting on your art
squ0f: sometimes i feel like i would rather just not show anyone anything i make
Fololo 311: sometimes i do. most of it i put online as insurance in case my shitty pc dies and i lose everything
squ0f: yeh lmao
Fololo 311: who is this anyway?
squ0f: squeef monkeyfargher14
Fololo 311: why'd you change your screenname
squ0f: i dont know
squ0f: why do i do anything anymore
squ0f: ive really hated my old screen name for quite some time
squ0f: if you need more concrete reasoning that you wouldnt dfffff
Fololo 311: i hate mine too
Fololo 311: i used to try to get zekey deleted
squ0f: mm
Fololo 311: by annoying wade
Fololo 311: but that never worked
squ0f: ;/
squ0f: and now
squ0f: your name is loved by
squ0f: i dont know tons of people
Fololo 311: fags
squ0f: yeh lmfao
squ0f: god that one thread
squ0f: in art
squ0f: lmaooo
Fololo 311: please dont remind me
squ0f: ok
squ0f: but still lOL
Fololo 311: that stuff just depresses me
squ0f: im sorry man
Fololo 311: its like
Fololo 311: the whole point of why i do what i do is because i want people to think for themselves
squ0f: and then they become your little drove of fanboys
Fololo 311: and that thread is like the complete opposite
Fololo 311: yes exactly
squ0f: i
squ0f: dont even know how it came about
squ0f: i guess frontpage movies by you?
squ0f: oh well
Fololo 311: yeah
Fololo 311: some people dont even know i'm a star syndicate member
squ0f: yeah
Fololo 311: and get enraged when i submit spam
squ0f: thats great when they are like i love zekey but hate ss
Fololo 311: its like 'where the fuck have you been?"
squ0f: umm zekey loves ss?? yeh
squ0f: shit
squ0f: lmao i love that one thread by you still i think i always will
squ0f: moon myndicate, piclownjews, all arguing.
squ0f: mmm
Fololo 311: yes
Fololo 311: oh man the fun i had that night
squ0f: thats funny shit
squ0f: yeahh
Fololo 311: yeh
squ0f: it went for like 6 pages too didnt it
Fololo 311: yep
squ0f:
Fololo 311: f00d spoiled it twice and still noone got it
squ0f: yeahh
squ0f: there is always gonna be that one thing about ng
squ0f: stupid gullible people there for the taking
Fololo 311: yep
squ0f: mm
squ0f: oh well
Fololo 311: i should post this convo
Fololo 311: on ng
squ0f: lmao
squ0f: i think i have chat logs set up now
Fololo 311: mmm
squ0f: i mean not that you couldnt just copy past,,,,,
squ0f: this aim log is nice
Fololo 311: mmfff
squ0f: f
squ0f: zekeys dark not-so-secret secret
Fololo 311: "how zekey got toadies"
squ0f: shit
squ0f: make a flash
Fololo 311: i am too lazy to do that
squ0f: yeah
squ0f: what if someone else makes it
Fololo 311: bleeeechhhh
squ0f: yeah
squ0f: well what are you gonna do
squ0f: just let this go on
squ0f: not care
Fololo 311: i have to
Fololo 311: i've been thinking after polypeptide of just leaving the internet for a while
squ0f: yeah
squ0f: i figured youd say that
squ0f: damn i have esp or some shyt
Fololo 311: or maybe i'll give all my accounts to blue hippo for a while and use the net just for watching films
squ0f: heel yeuh
squ0f: he keep your lvl and b/p nice for you
squ0f: cuz........ that is good thing 2 have...........
Fololo 311: gffdsadfsdf
squ0f: that dude
squ0f: has got so many acounts
squ0f: jesus
Fololo 311: its cause hippo is a trustworthy and loyal guy
squ0f: yeah
squ0f: i would like to be done with high school
squ0f: really
Fololo 311: yes on adult swim right now
Fololo 311: high school is horrible
Fololo 311: i didnt learn shite.
squ0f: gay timezones metalocalypse is on for me
squ0f: i know
squ0f: its tons of work for nothing
Fololo 311: metalozalypse is good too
squ0f: i guess im not a fan
Fololo 311: oh well ffff
squ0f: i like that its made in flash though, it is good for flish
Fololo 311: alot of stuff is flash these days
squ0f: not really a fan of any of adult swims humor
squ0f: i know?? damn
squ0f: it should be easy to get a nice flash job
squ0f: oh i didnt say that in like a mad at you tone ffff
squ0f: i mean yeh
Fololo 311: yeah you'd think it would be
squ0f: lmao if ng expands and needs people id work for them
squ0f: shit
squ0f: or for AS
Fololo 311: i'd work for them too probably
squ0f: i dont know i hate thinking about the future
squ0f: it just makes me depressed that ill probably never go anywhere
Fololo 311: although it'd be awkward
squ0f: lmao yeah
squ0f: oh hey i kind of tried to bring your site down um
squ0f: pay me
Fololo 311: hey you're still in high school you have time
squ0f: i have a horrible work ethic too though
squ0f: like i havent even done homework in like 3 weeks
squ0f: holee shyt
Fololo 311: i always did my homework on the bus
squ0f: true
squ0f: but i have to ride a bike

tl:dr

tl:dr

who gives a fuckin shit anyway WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO

and now to end this post with a HEE LAIR EE US picture as always

Take a can of your gasoline. Say this can of gasoline is the sun. Now, you spread a thin line of it to a ball, representing the earth. Now, the gasoline represents the sunlight, the sun particles. Here we saturate the ball with the gasoline, the sunlight. Then we put a flame to the ball. The flame will speedily travel around the earth, back along the line of gasoline to the can, or the sun itself. It will explode this source and spread to every place that gasoline, our sunlight, touches. Explode the sunlight here, gentlemen, you explode the universe.

people keep asking about it so here is proof i am still making progress on my next big non-spam non-garbage cartoon, Polypeptide which I've pathetically been working on for more than a year now.

WILL THE WAIT BE WORTH IT? nope. but i am quite happy with how its coming out

and its given me the chance to draw all sort of monsters and vehicles and stuff

some of which i gotta reuse. like this wooden puppet riding the frog. i like how he came out.

(no the frog is not flying he in midjump)

Fololo 311: http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/pla yback/playback-4/1227107
video game fan faggots

BigArmyBug: i love how their ad crashes the player

BigArmyBug: well it probably wasnt worth watching anyway

Fololo 311: its basically

Fololo 311: fags complaining about how diablo 3

Fololo 311: is more colorful and stylized

Fololo 311: which means its bad apparently

BigArmyBug: i have never played a diablo

BigArmyBug: but yes if anything isnt "realistic" to gamers they go ape shit

BigArmyBug: and call it kiddy

BigArmyBug: which doesnt even make any godamn sense

Fololo 311: exactly

Fololo 311: everyone bitches because so many games these days are brown and grey

Fololo 311: and then a game comes along that uses color

Fololo 311: and everyone is bitching about it being colorful

BigArmyBug: i really do loathe gamer culture

Fololo 311: i do as well

BigArmyBug: its alright to be a hypocrite 10% of the time but these guys do it all the time

Fololo 311: oh lord two new PM's

Fololo 311: both from people i dont know

BigArmyBug: are they asking you what song you used in what

BigArmyBug: someone sent me a PM asking me to teach him how to make videos

BigArmyBug: he couldnt spell 1 word

Fololo 311: lmfaoooooo

Fololo 311: i love those

nimpercent: did you see yahoo's front page?

nimpercent: get ready to throw up

BigArmyBug: wait what

BigArmyBug: oh

BigArmyBug: i assume hes talking about that video you linked me to

Fololo 311: yes

BigArmyBug: TODAYS HEADLINE...

BigArmyBug: GAME FANS OUTRAGED OVER SPILLED MOUNTAIN DEW

BigArmyBug: WII FIT BOARDS BROKEN OVER HEADS

Fololo 311: HARDCORE GAMERS ARE WHINEY PIECES OF SHIT WHO HATE ALL GAMES

BigArmyBug: A SPECIAL VISIT BY MARIO MARIO ENDED WITH SKETCHY DETAILS BUT ONE REPORTER HAD THIS TO SAY: IVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A RIPPED OPEN BUTT

Fololo 311: WEEGEE: WOULD YOU LET HIM NEAR YOUR CHILDREN?

BigArmyBug: NO I WOULD NOT

BigArmyBug: AND THAT ENDS TODAYS STORY

BigArmyBug: BE SURE TO VOTE 5 AND REVIEW 10 THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT

Fololo 311: i should make that a news post

BigArmyBug: oh by all means do
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haha metal gear sure is great
i am glad it keeps getting sequels

unlike those games that are really fun and deserve sequels
yup

i got to go to a midnight showing of this film last night

pixar's weirdest and most creative film i'd say
really unconventional and painfully cute

its a love story between two robots. its also odd cause they use some live-action in it as well.
it felt like something Kubrik would have made
really great technological designs and animation throughout

i highly recommend seeing it. (good date movie)
one of pixar's best
also there was a badass short in front of it called Presto that was hyper and hilarious and very loony-toons esque. it also reminded me of a recent popular pc game

so a company contacted me today.
asking if I would do some freelance paintings for them.

i am happy because:

A.) this is the first time a company has actually contacted ME to do something. usually its the other way around with me begging for a job and never getting it. i said yes, of course.

B.) its halloween themed. and the content of the paintings is definitely right up my alley.

C.) something professional done for an actual big company means something to put on my portfolio. i'll have something to put on my empty list of achievements other than "hurr durr i got 4th place in an internet contest derp"

i am scared as hell because:

A.) they want the painting to be realistic. and the closest thing to realism I've managed to do is this and this. And both of those came about by sheer luck.

B.) they want the painting seperated and saved into layers so that they can have all the layers working in flash. which means I cant use Art Rage (as far as I know there's no way to save art rage files as photoshop or paintshop files with the layers intact) which means I cant use the software I used to do both of the above paintings. I dont know if I can go back to using photoshop or paintshoppro without making some hideous monstrosity.

can i complete the job and get paid? will i pull it off without fucking it up? will the justice league ever find out who killed the elongated man's wife? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT.

EDIT:
update. it appears they sent me an attachment in their email that I did not notice which answered the 500 questions I asked in reply to their email and now they've stopped contacting me.
I done fucked up again. How glorious.

oh well.
i'll make another 'great cartoons' post soon probably.