Science brings gifts of convenience
To the modern man
Modern man then continues
Continues to expand
But what happens when man creates
Something oh so wrong
Nature bites back in a big way
Good heavens what have I done!

(bridge)
I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

A scientist creates a beast
In a secret laboratory
Nature plots revenge
Its blood that it seeks
Thats where we begin our story!

(chorus)
The cat with 2 heads
Whoa, the cat with 2 heads! <x2>

College brought education
To this privileged man
High school diploma
A science major
With a government grant
Four years later an experiment
To mutate domestic pets
It turned into a nightmare
So lock your doors
Hide your hot dogs
This cats upset

I kept it in a box
I watched it grow a lot
It chewed right through the lock
And ate all the new kids on the block.

Societys been so good to me
My parents paid for my college education
Majoring in biotechnology
Created a beast and now its after me!

And the blackfly

The little black flies!

Always the black fly no matter where you go

I'll die with the black fly picking my bones!

In north ontario io

In north ontariiiiiooooooooo

http://www.nfb.ca/animation/objanim/en /films/film.php?sort=title&id=25968

For those who dont know, the Canadian national film board has tons of films free to watch on their site.

Some awesome shit there.

Blinkety Blank

I love the art style in this one

WHY ARE YAH ALWAYS SSSHHHAAKIN' YER EYES

The Cat Came Back :D

there's some ad for some free online RPG at the bottom of newgrounds right now and the gremlin in it looks like he is humping something.

APRIL FOOLS! YOUR WIFE IS DEAD AND THE BABY'S A SPASTIC!

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as pathetic as this sounds.

these userpage layouts are great for people like me. this is closest thing to an actual "website" I've ever had. Or ever will have, probably.

I should write something of interest here.

A mountain of a task for someone with little to talk about such as myself. Perhaps I should wax poetic about my love of turtles. Or write a massive story here about some odd event that has occurred to me. Intellectualism, surrealism, and sensationalism all combined into some sort of heartwarming tale of something that will make the imagination dance.

Or perhaps instead I shall type the word banana a few times.

banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana

That brings me such pleasure.
I should listen to some music. I've managed to procure myself an MP3 of "The Cat with Two Heads" by the Aquabats. A lovely song. Funny as well. But then, the Aquabats are one of those bands whose music goes hand in hand with comedy anyway. Like ween or TheyMightBeGiants or Mr. Weird Al.

I'm tired of animating for tonight. Well perhaps animating isnt quite the word. "Creating dynamic shots whilst abusing motion tweens" would be a more accurate term. My cheek itches.

banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana

It seems like every time someone on this website "hits it big" he or she entirely abandons the website. Its aggravating. Like being a site affiliate means to withdraw yourself from the people. What the hell is with that? I hate that. "Hey I'm famous now, time to sit on my high-horse and talk with nobody"
These "artists" posting on the frontpage. And nothing of value. Just a new way to link to whatever offsite shenanigans or products he or she adheres to to eek out a living. No giving back to the community. Never talking to the other members. Never giving back to the community once he or she hits it big. It's aggravating. Only coming down from their little nests in the sky down to us wee peasants on the ground if some sort of argument regarding his or her work arises. Making one solemn thoughtless post, and then away he or she goes again to disappear into the black confines of the internet. Newgrounds is no longer a place for them to be. Its simply a new way to bring attention to themselves with their droll front page advertisements.

"hey guys check out my new games website"

"hey contest based on my cartoon. the winner gets some cheese wrapped in tin foil"

"hey just checking in. please write 100 posts praising me even though I haven't talked to you all in like 2 years"

"hey guys check out my new product. what? discussing animation? oh heavens no! buy my crap please"

Of course my disgust with this sort of thing might just be mere jealousy. These people do this to make money. And it seems to work. Many of them don't need to have an actual job. They can sit around doing what they love all day. And if it means sacrificing their integrity to their fans by not talking to anyone ever, then I suppose it's justified. If I had the same chances and privileges as they do, I'd do the same thing I suppose. If one could simply animate all day and be paid for it, would one NEED to go to sites like this? To talk to people? To see how old friends are doing? It seems the answer sadly is perhaps not.
I suppose the best I can do is trust myself that should the time ever come (hahaha wishful thinking) that I actually can make some sort of career out of what it is I do, that I wont lose motivation to come here and sample fruits grown by others.

Speaking of fruits....

banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana banana

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a6tSyDHXViM

You see?

Let that be a lesson to all you triangular motherfuckers so high up who think you better than everybody just cause you can dance.
we dont need yo shit.
so you all just take your skanky pizza slice ass elsewhere and let us do our bizznizz. ALONE.
YOU FEEL ME, BRUH?
CAUSE I WONT FUCKIN HESITATE TO EMPTY MY GAT IN YO PIZZA ASS.

k? k.

And now....for no reason in particular.....a dancing ED

Because someone asked to see a slightly larger version.
Several hours of raping the point-to-point selection, paintbrush, smudge, and saturation editing tools.

btw if any admins read this......animated sigs......c'mon. You know you want to.

It's incredible what you can find on the internet.

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/sodaoffroadracing/

Christ. The hours I wasted playing this game. So fun, and such terrible graphics, which only made it more fun.

http://www.pcworld.com/downloads/file/fid,4157-order,1-page,
1-c,alldownloads/description.html

And looky here. I can download it for free now. 11 years since my father lovingly shelled out 30 dollars, it is now free to download. Oh Brave New World that offers me childhood delights for free.

Holy shit, another one! TERMINAL VELOCITY!
http://www.3drealms.com/tv/

I adored this game. Such an awesome space shooter. Roughly N64 quality graphics. How I have missed thee, game. Your cool afterburner upgrade.....your ion cannons...your catchy theme tune...your stupid bosses.
And look, 3d Realms is letting you download it for free now. Kickass.

Now if I could just find that word-muncher-esque game that Apogee software made, I'd be set.

Ah....memories.

...

OH GOD YES! IT LIVES!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_Rescue
Oh what a nail biter this game was. Gruzzles! GRUZZLES EVERYWHERE! Shit here they come! Where is that fucking worm when you need him? THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED! And they have brought tanks of green lubricant to drown these bastards!!!

http://www.3drealms.com/word/index.html

I love you, 3DRealms.

Jacob's Ladder is still a scary ass movie. I mean.....DAMN.

I should post something interesting here.

Here's a thought. Hotdog sandwiches. The epitome of modern cuisine? Or trashy junk food? Or perhaps a visitor from another planet?

DISCUSS.

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EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if anyone is here, please leave a comment. I wanna see if this shit works or not.