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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
8/23/03

Level: 23
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 559
Saves: 852
Rank #: 4,050

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 5,490 / 5,880
Exp. Rank #: 2,547
Voting Pow.: 6.45 votes

BBS Posts: 7,748 (4.36 per day)
Flash Reviews: 555
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 56
Stickers: 0

ZekeySpaceyLizard's News

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How could this happen to meeeee?

I made my mistaaaaaaaakes

Got nowhere to ruuuuuuuun

But life goes ooooooon

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a purse is not food

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Feb. 6, 2008 @ 7:01 AM EST

hey i finished a really annoying backround in polypeptide today

HELL YA-EE

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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Newgrounds.

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Feb. 3, 2008 @ 8:57 PM EST

googykid07: hey, im ang user but this is my aim, on question, in the new movie u put out with breakdancing, which person were you?

googykid07: ng*

Fololo 311: none of those faces were me

Fololo 311: they were comedian gilbert gottfried, the guy from Married with Children and Jerry Seinfeld

googykid07: lol

googykid07: nice

googykid07: another question for you, i have and idea for a master chief spoof involoving breakdancing, can u help with it? i mean u can do detials and i might be able to get some music up, if i can figure out how to do it....... :{

googykid07: and posting the music is hards to figure out how to do to

googykid07: or will u make one for me?

googykid07: so i dont have to?

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I want you!

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 29, 2008 @ 6:21 AM EST

I want you so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I want yooooouuuuuuuu

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Marvel vs Capcom 2

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 27, 2008 @ 3:40 AM EST

I'm gonna take you for a ride

BUM BUM

dee doo dee dee....TWEET TWEE

gonna take you for a ride

BOW BOW

dee dee dee dee doo doo

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I'm dying.

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 23, 2008 @ 5:43 AM EST

Haha! Just kidding! Sorry to get your hopes up folks!

However now that you're here, you should probably try to reconsider the deep meaningful implications of the following image

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the cloverfield monster.

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 18, 2008 @ 4:16 AM EST

I just got out of the theater. So I drew the monsters on the back of an IHOP menu.

the thing on the right is the big monster.

the crocodile-spider thing in the center is the small scary ones.

the movie was decent. nothing new. but a good scary little film.

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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Revolution.

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 14, 2008 @ 4:45 PM EST

You know I fill this newgrounds journal with absolute trash on a daily basis.
And I shouldnt. Noone comes here wanting to read crap and spam. They come here to read my deep thoughts about the animation industry. They come anxious for screenshots or news about my next film. They come wanting some substance. Some meat. Something that they can lean back in their easy chairs and ponder about.

I should be posting news here. About my life. About my cartoons. About what inspires me. About how I feel about all my fellow artists here.
I am inspiring a younger generation of artists now.

They look up to me. And what kind of an example am I setting by typing gibberish and pasting song lyrics while uploading images that add nothing of value to the site? I'm a professional now, and it's high time I started acting like one.

Also.

Fuck you.

And.

poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop poop poopy poop poop

WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?
I DO! I DO!
WELL YOU DONT GET ANY BILLY! YOU DONT GET ONE GOD DAMN SCOOP!
WHY NOT, PA?
BECAUSE ASS BILLY. BECAUSE ASS.

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whoah Black Betty!

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 8, 2008 @ 6:52 AM EST

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BAM BA LAM
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