I just got done beating Bioshock at a friends house. While drunk on his beer.

What an incredible fucking game.

Alas, like many other games these days, far far too short.

Will the days ever come again when games have 20+ levels?

I weep.

I also ffffff

And sometimes I dfdfddgfgdhfdhfgsdgsgdgfgdfhdhsgdgsfhd f.

And that is my news post for today.

K.
I found a contest. Yes another animation contest. Chances are this one could be yet another scam. I'm fine with that. Here's the thing though. Unlike most, the content does not have to be new original content made specifically for the contest.

However, like pretty much any contest or film festival, this needs to be something with music that I dont need rights to, all has to be my own original content I made etc etc etc

Sadly, this makes my list short. Because my two most entertaining shorts (WitchDoctor, Birds and the Bees) both use copyrighted musics.

SO.
Having perused the 200+ things I've chucked at this site, I have wittled down the available choices.

I am asking YOU guys which one would be best to enter into a contest with an very awesome prize I wont divulge right now. But believe me its awesome. (so very).

(there are others I could have added to the list, but the original content ones exempt from this list are usually either too violent ala Meat Grinder or too weird ala....well most things I've made). It's gotta be something not obscene or offensive.

Here's the available choices:

Joey's Bright Idea
Sliver
Liquid
The Incident
Created (my personal choice)
Experiment 16
Experiment 11
(Homicidal)
Unicycle (this is so old and shit)

And there you go.
And please no "most online contests are just scams" rhetoric again.
I know.
I've experienced it firsthand.
Just choose a cartoon.
Thanks!

HAHA PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTIONS

- Sebben

I'LL STEAL IT
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i really need to stop letting my friends take me to bars.
it just gets me sleepy and depressed at the state of things.

hmm.

i was going to post screenshots of my new flash here but newgrounds, for whatever reason, has not embraced the godly file known as the PNG.

so....

think of this emoticon as a preview

(X_X)

there you go. think about THAT. AND TRY TO SLEEP AS YOU DO.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa its 5:30 am and I'm not sleepy in the least. I havent really slept in about a week now.

although, before this bout of insomnia, i was dreaming again. it had been like a year before i had dreamt of anything. so it was a welcome return. i still cant lucid dream which sucks balls. but at least these are new dreams and not the aggravating spooky recurring ones I used to get. I hated those.

recurring dreams included:

1.) rising to the top of a black and green wireframe room ceiling and painfully being slammed into the floor. i've been having that one since i was like 8. havent had it for a while though.

2.) dream where I watch two trains collide on an overpass, killing everyone. fire, blood, gore. this nightmare had it all. i've had it maybe 3 or 4 times now.

3.) dream where I watch some man I dont know or recognize slump to the floor and slice open his stomach. worms and maggots pour out. usually i'd wake up from this one and barf all over the place. havent had it in years (thank fuck).

4.) wandering into the patio of my old house in miami. looking under the yellow cot. seeing large grey iguanas crawling around. my deceased grandma calls me to come back inside. wake up. used to have this one like once a month. its been a long long time though.

5.) trapped in a stone tower with two young girls. colonial times or something victorian styled. tower slowly tips. we all slide to the side of the room as it falls. strangely we arent frightened. go fig.

6.) dream where i'm in a car crash and the other car is a family member mangled up. icky. only had it twice.

7.) dream where this indescribably hot chick comes up to me on the beach and well....you get the general idea. i don't have this one often enough, heh heh. :/

maybe i'll watch Heavy Traffic again. i'm bored out of my skull.

bad colors and an ugly composition
woo yay
yay woo

From the people who gave you "Valiant" and "Happily N'Ever After" comes this.

I can hardly contain my excitement.

I wonder if the girl monkey and the boy monkey will hook up? I wonder if the small monkey and the lunk monkey will learn to respect each other. I wonder if the old monkey will teach the boy monkey a lesson before old monkey dies/retires/sacrifices himself.

Gosh. Golly gee.

1.) deviled eggs. I could eat these for eternity.

2.) turtles. strange pets, but they can grow to be gentle adorable companions. especially box turtles.

3.) Cowboy Beebop. Its like fine art, but with guns and fighting.

4.) Jagermeister.

5.) payday.

6.) good catchy music. I could care less about all the faggoty politics behind which bands are "sellouts" and crap. If they make catchy music, they have succeeded. End.

7.) Futurama. Thank god this is being uncancelled.

8.) Meteos. Whoever invented this deserves a fucking mansion.

9.) napping while listening to rain. (no lightning).

10.) urban exploring. the beauty of the inner city is something that cant be recreated. its something you have to experience. nothing is cooler than a ghost town. its like the end of the world.

11.) MentallyDetached. This dude lets me use his tunes for free.

12.) BigArmyBug and Rtil. People with common sense and creative ideas.

13.) kittens. (mandatory).

14.) when someone who ONLY draws anime, rags on another artist for being "generic" it happens so often in the art forum these days. The irony of it. someone kill these people.

15.) Little Miss Sunshine. godly film.

16.) parents and my bro.

17.) That feeling of accomplishment when you complete something.

18.) that feeling of validation when you've made someone's day better.

19.) spel chek

20.) watercolor paints.

also

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Sunshine was a very different and very good science fiction film which I HIGHLY recommend you go see.

It starts very quietly and slowly and builds up to a action-packed and terrifying experience. Like Event Horizon and Contact had a baby.

Its the movie Solaris wishes it was.

See it.

Got ahold of my old hard drive.

Found a bunch of old unfinished cartoons.

Due to this, a possible Prelude to Joy 4 might be in order.

Freebird is an excruciating song to play.