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Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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Oh god. oh jesus shitting buddha christ no!
all that hard work, earning the respect and love of the 13-year-olds on this site through my overrated flash cartoons.....GONE!
I knew something was wrong this morning. I woke up in a cold sweat. My 'internet problems' alarm clock was flashing bright red with the words "ALART"
What could it be??? I quickly rushed to throw on my 1989 Mickey Mouse boxer shorts and fled to my PC.
And what I saw made me burst into tears.
How could they?
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?
HOW COULD THEY MAR MY CLEAN SLATE ON THIS WEBSITE, WHICH IS THE CAPITOL OF ALL ONLINE CREATIVITY AND ART! WITH SUCH GREAT CARTOONS AS 'Germaine eats chocolate cum' ON THE FRONTPAGE?
I am shattered.
I have nothing now......oh how will my 8-13 fans know the difference between my actual cartoons and the shitty ones. They were all born as harlequin fetuses, after all. They have no eyes. THEY CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE. Poor fools. Doomed forever to vote 5 on cartoons they cannot view.
Its so cold now.
I am rubbing a butter knife rigorously across my jugular vein in an attempt to end my life.
What have I to live for?
My newgrounds rep is dead. Its the most important thing in the whole entire world. It's the beacon that represents all I have done with my life.
And its dead.
And so shall I, too, die with it.
I will miss you all very much (not really). Goodbye cruel world.
On my gravestone make sure they place this inscription:
"Hey you....get offa my cloud."
and so with tearful solstice, the butter knife tears through my throat. Like a hungry badger through a chicken.
its getting dark.....
i cant feel my toes..... not even jimmy, my special 6th toe
.....I....
.....I...............................I expire.
*ka-thud*
The Clown is finally done.
Now to blow the dust off of Polypeptide and finish that.
Special thanks to MonkeyKing Neo for drawing this clown...eh...portait..of the clown.
yup.
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"That's what christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."
"But Linus, isn't is also about singing demonic clowns?"
"Yes, you are absolutely
right about that one, Charlie Brown!"
: i'm fully aware how old this shopped pic is
An intellectual conversation on World Politics
Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Dec. 16, 2007 @ 6:50 AM ESTFololo 311: IESB.net has a script review for the latest attempt of a live-action film adaptation of The Jetsons. Written by Adam F. Goldberg and dated 3/30/07, the screenplay is met with a mixed reaction.
BigArmyBug: STOP THE REMAKES
BigArmyBug: MAKE SOMETHING NEW YOU IDIOTS
Fololo 311: THEY ARE ROBOTS WITH NO IMAGINATIONS
BigArmyBug: I SUSPECT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC BUT I AGREE
Fololo 311: NOT REALLY, THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE ROBOTS. AND IF THEY HAD IMAGINATIONS THEY WOULD NOT REMAKE EVERYTHING
Fololo 311: http://www.justpressplay.net/images/mo vies/news/1190.jpg BATMAN ANIMATED MOVIE SCREENSHOT
BigArmyBug: LOOKS LIKE ANIME
Fololo 311: IT SURE IS, BUG.
IT SURE IS.
BigArmyBug: I SUSPECT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC AGAIN BUT I STAND BY MY STATEMENT
Fololo 311: NO I AM NOT. ITS BEING ANIMATED AT MADHOUSE, STUDIO 4C AND PRODUCTION IG.
ALL ANIME STUDIOS
BigArmyBug: WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT
Fololo 311: BUT THEY ARE PRETTY DECENT STUDIOS, SO I HAVE NOT COMPLETELY LOST FAITH
BigArmyBug: WHAT IS FAITH
BigArmyBug: SOME KIND OF HUMAN EMOTION
Fololo 311: SHE'S A SINGER. SHE SINGS COUNTRY MUSIC
BigArmyBug: IM NOT MUCH FOR DISCUSSING MUSIC MYSELF
Fololo 311: I TRY TO AVOID MOST MAINSTREAM BANDS AS THE RADIO STATIONS THESE DAYS OFTEN HAVE VERY POOR TASTE.
BigArmyBug: AND NOW I GO AND TAKE THIS COUPON AND DEMAND FREE HASHBROWNS WOW AM I SAD
Fololo 311: HASHBROWNS TASTE BEST WITH KETCHUP
BigArmyBug: I CANT AFFORD KETCHED BUT I DO STEAL THE PACKETS FROM MCDONALDS
Fololo 311: YOU UTTER BASTARD
Fololo 311: I SHOULD POST THIS CONVO ON MY NG PAGE
BigArmyBug: I SHOULD POST THIS CONVO ON THE OFFICIAL RONALD MC DONALD FORUMS
Fololo 311: YES SHOW THOSE CLOWN LOVING HERMAPHRODITES WHO'S BOSS
BigArmyBug: AND THEY THOUGHT THE HAMBURGLAR WAS A ROUGE
Fololo 311: I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY ROGUE, BUT YOU MIGHT BE ATTEMPTING SARCASM. I CANT TELL
BigArmyBug: ITS OK I CANT DETECT SARCASM EITHER.
Fololo 311: K
BigArmyBug: PS I HEARD YOU CAN BUY A SARCASM DETECTOR ONLINE
Fololo 311: YOU CAN ALSO BUY DVD REWINDERS. BUT THEY ARE A TAD PRICEY. AND I'M VERY CHEAP
BigArmyBug: YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE AT WHALEYTHESCALEY.COM
Fololo 311: I AM SO NOT CLICKING THAT LINK
BigArmyBug: LOOKS LIKE ILL BE ONE UP ON THE SARCASM GAME THEN
Fololo 311: YOU CANT TEMPT ME
For you jewish folk: HOHOHO!
And for you non-jews: shalom!
I hope your holiday is full of marshmallows and buckets of delicious SHIT.
Today a very rude person at mcdonalds gave me a McFlurry.
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Ain't that always the way. You get in the mood.....then company arrives.
