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    A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

    Age 39, Male

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    I wonder what it would be like if the scouting system was a success

    yes

    why yes i agree wholeheartedly, the art portal indeed is ggg

    thats what ive been saying, but are they listening? NOPE.

    now, to watch these toons

    goons

    oh yes lenko style, im lovin that header

    im sorry what i wasnt listening because you're HAMMI

    :slut.gif:

    I've already reported like 3 stolen things.

    The latest being a pic of Paper Mario someone found from google images.

    This is getting pathetic.

    that one with the beach was hilarious! btw do you just search for this stuff or do you just find it randomly?

    btw your wife says "hi"

    both

    HI! *kiss*

    my rod is stiffer than fuck
    lets make sweet love

    i hate u

    There are some really talented people in that art portal

    its a sad thing sonic and madness fanboys took over on the first day :(

    Im disappointed Zeke, RWappin dropped from TOFA and you are the only other person on the roster that I know can make something awesome.

    I hope competition kicks up because otherwise this year will be a huge fail. :(

    I hope you make a cool part for open round, and I hope you like mine.

    I wish I could post some of my art in the art portal, but I don't want to be associated with shit.

    Great, now I can fap to furry hermaphrodite porn without going to deviantart

    efficiency!

    i would really liek to add something to the art portal, but see...

    i got these retarded hands...

    that and the fact that i have no grasp on anatomy or perspective. i have no idea how shading works, and i have no programs to make the picture look even remotely passable.

    still, there is some awesome work on the art protal, you just gotta dig deep enough. like the links you posted.

    "that and the fact that i have no grasp on anatomy or perspective. i have no idea how shading works, and i have no programs to make the picture look even remotely passable."

    that hasnt stopped alot of the people on the art portal or deviant art.
    just rip off sonic the hedgehog or anime

    wasn't there already an FFFFFFFF edition?

    your art collection is beastly thus far (that is a good thing)

    i too am surprised it took less than a day for the scouting system to fail. i thought for sure it would have been more secluded for at least a few days. i can't tell if the leak was due to friendships or somewhat good artists actually thinking a line drawing of sonic was amazing enough :(

    i really do wish for it the best though. maybe a featured users collection of people who continuously pump out amazing things like laserkarl

    The new art portal is actually worse than deviantart if you factor in camp north art:
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/simong/a-research-trip">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/si mong/a-research-trip</a>
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/frozensheep/global-issues">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fr ozensheep/global-issues</a>

    I mean why do they delete hilarious stuff from the art portal like:
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/genderless-hooker/cool-picture">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ge nderless-hooker/cool-picture</a>
    but not:
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mattster/power-of-3-character-a">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ma ttster/power-of-3-character-a</a>

    Anyway,

    FACTEUR MINEUR is amazing. I'm buying it even if the whole thing's in French without subtitles. There're like 2 other trailers for it, but they're all pretty much the same.

    And A Kiss From Tokyo was nice. Maybe it was because of the effects; that fire effect blew my mind. They probably burned a piece of paper and I'm an idiot but I still think it's cool.

    If newgrounds never had any art portal until now, it's because they knew it would be crawling under immature crap. They could only know by looking at the average age of the members. They'll probably find a way to garner money thanks to the portal and will use it as an excuse to have even created it. Champagne.

    And by the way, brother, you don't need to turn me away.

    I bet if people drew from the world around them, humbly, in isolation, on their own with a mental feedback loop of personal creed, and then there in were to create a unique style with their talents, we wouldn't have this issue.

    Of course nobody does this.

    i'll issue you IN DA FACE

    <a href="http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/220609/75679_x.php">http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/22060 9/75679_x.php</a>

    snake hand says "let me assist you in there.....

    when was the last time you and badger made somthing? if i recall it was quite a long time ago....hope you guys come back soon!

    its not really a "we dont work together" thing and more of a "fat badger disappears from the internet for several months at a time" sort of thing

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