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SON
I THINK IT'S TIME WE TALKED ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. NOW I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN TROUBLED LATELY. LICE, ACNE, THE RUNS.
ITS ALL PART OF THE MAGIC OF GROWING UP, MY BOY. YOU NOTICE HOW GIRLS HAVE WEIRD IRREGULAR LUMPS UNDER THEIR SHIRTS NOW? THOSE ARE CALLED TITS. AND IN A FEW YEARS, THEY'LL BE WORTH LOOKING AT.
ALSO SON, YOU MIGHT NOTICE YOUR GETTING HAIR EVERYWHERE. PARTICULARLY ON YOUR CROTCH. WELL ITS THERE FOR A REASON. YOU SEE, WHEN YOU COME OF AGE, SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT GET A HAIR BEAR. THESE ARE CREATURES THAT LIVE IN YOUR PANTS. NOW YOU SEE, THEY FEAST ON PENISES. LUCKILY, OUR GOD WHO ART IN HEAVEN, CHARLES Q DARWIN, HAS BLESSED US WITH A BUSHEL OF HAIR. SO IF THAT HAIR BEAR SHOULD EVER GIVE YOU A SCARE, JUST HIDE YOUR JOHNSON IN THE HAIR DOWN THERE.
NOW SON, ANOTHER THING I NEED TO TEACH YOU ABOUT IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM. BABIES DON'T COME FROM TREES. THEY COME FROM CUM. ITS A KIND OF MUCUS THAT YOUR BODY MAKES. YOU SEE SON, WHEN YOU SEE A HOT PIECE OF WOMAN ASS YOU WISH TO BANG, YOU SIMPLY NEED TO WALK RIGHT UP AND DO IT. ITS OK TO DO IT IN PUBLIC. NOONE MINDS. AFTER ABOUT TWO YEARS, YOUR FEMALE FRIEND WILL POOP OUT A LARGE PULSATING SACK OF FLESH. WE CALL THIS "THE SPAWN"
YOUR SPAWN WILL NEED A PLACE TO GO INTO ITS PUPA FORM. SO MAKE SURE YOU FILL A BOX WITH SOCKS, COTTON, AND OTHER SOFT THINGS.
NOW SON. THIS ONLY WORKS WITH GIRLS. NOT MEN. IF I EVER CATCH YOU DOING IT WITH A MAN, I WILL BREAK YOUR GOD DAMN SKULL ON MY KNEE. AND DONT LET ME CATCH YOU PLAYING WITH THAT DARK BOY WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR AGAIN.
HE'LL GIVE YOU HERPES.
NOW TIGER, I GOT TO GO TO WORK
IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ELSE, JUST ASK YOUR MOTHER. MAKE SURE IT ISNT WHILE SHE'S PREPARING DINNER. I'D HATE TO THINK OF THE LEATHER INFERNO I'D HAVE TO UNLEASH IF I ARRIVED HOME ONLY TO FIND YOU ARE PREVENTING ME FROM INGESTING NUTRIENTS INTO MY STARVED CARCASS.

HAHAHAHAHHA

I'M ONLY KIDDING BILLY. NOW GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY. BUT NOT TOO HARD. YOU DONT WANT THE COMMIES TO HEAR YOU!

I just got done beating Bioshock at a friends house. While drunk on his beer.

What an incredible fucking game.

Alas, like many other games these days, far far too short.

Will the days ever come again when games have 20+ levels?

I weep.

I also ffffff

And sometimes I dfdfddgfgdhfdhfgsdgsgdgfgdfhdhsgdgsfhd f.

And that is my news post for today.

K.
I found a contest. Yes another animation contest. Chances are this one could be yet another scam. I'm fine with that. Here's the thing though. Unlike most, the content does not have to be new original content made specifically for the contest.

However, like pretty much any contest or film festival, this needs to be something with music that I dont need rights to, all has to be my own original content I made etc etc etc

Sadly, this makes my list short. Because my two most entertaining shorts (WitchDoctor, Birds and the Bees) both use copyrighted musics.

SO.
Having perused the 200+ things I've chucked at this site, I have wittled down the available choices.

I am asking YOU guys which one would be best to enter into a contest with an very awesome prize I wont divulge right now. But believe me its awesome. (so very).

(there are others I could have added to the list, but the original content ones exempt from this list are usually either too violent ala Meat Grinder or too weird ala....well most things I've made). It's gotta be something not obscene or offensive.

Here's the available choices:

Joey's Bright Idea
Sliver
Liquid
The Incident
Created (my personal choice)
Experiment 16
Experiment 11
(Homicidal)
Unicycle (this is so old and shit)

And there you go.
And please no "most online contests are just scams" rhetoric again.
I know.
I've experienced it firsthand.
Just choose a cartoon.
Thanks!

HAHA PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMOTIONS

- Sebben

I'LL STEAL IT
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i really need to stop letting my friends take me to bars.
it just gets me sleepy and depressed at the state of things.

hmm.

i was going to post screenshots of my new flash here but newgrounds, for whatever reason, has not embraced the godly file known as the PNG.

so....

think of this emoticon as a preview

(X_X)

there you go. think about THAT. AND TRY TO SLEEP AS YOU DO.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa its 5:30 am and I'm not sleepy in the least. I havent really slept in about a week now.

although, before this bout of insomnia, i was dreaming again. it had been like a year before i had dreamt of anything. so it was a welcome return. i still cant lucid dream which sucks balls. but at least these are new dreams and not the aggravating spooky recurring ones I used to get. I hated those.

recurring dreams included:

1.) rising to the top of a black and green wireframe room ceiling and painfully being slammed into the floor. i've been having that one since i was like 8. havent had it for a while though.

2.) dream where I watch two trains collide on an overpass, killing everyone. fire, blood, gore. this nightmare had it all. i've had it maybe 3 or 4 times now.

3.) dream where I watch some man I dont know or recognize slump to the floor and slice open his stomach. worms and maggots pour out. usually i'd wake up from this one and barf all over the place. havent had it in years (thank fuck).

4.) wandering into the patio of my old house in miami. looking under the yellow cot. seeing large grey iguanas crawling around. my deceased grandma calls me to come back inside. wake up. used to have this one like once a month. its been a long long time though.

5.) trapped in a stone tower with two young girls. colonial times or something victorian styled. tower slowly tips. we all slide to the side of the room as it falls. strangely we arent frightened. go fig.

6.) dream where i'm in a car crash and the other car is a family member mangled up. icky. only had it twice.

7.) dream where this indescribably hot chick comes up to me on the beach and well....you get the general idea. i don't have this one often enough, heh heh. :/

maybe i'll watch Heavy Traffic again. i'm bored out of my skull.

bad colors and an ugly composition
woo yay
yay woo

From the people who gave you "Valiant" and "Happily N'Ever After" comes this.

I can hardly contain my excitement.

I wonder if the girl monkey and the boy monkey will hook up? I wonder if the small monkey and the lunk monkey will learn to respect each other. I wonder if the old monkey will teach the boy monkey a lesson before old monkey dies/retires/sacrifices himself.

Gosh. Golly gee.

1.) deviled eggs. I could eat these for eternity.

2.) turtles. strange pets, but they can grow to be gentle adorable companions. especially box turtles.

3.) Cowboy Beebop. Its like fine art, but with guns and fighting.

4.) Jagermeister.

5.) payday.

6.) good catchy music. I could care less about all the faggoty politics behind which bands are "sellouts" and crap. If they make catchy music, they have succeeded. End.

7.) Futurama. Thank god this is being uncancelled.

8.) Meteos. Whoever invented this deserves a fucking mansion.

9.) napping while listening to rain. (no lightning).

10.) urban exploring. the beauty of the inner city is something that cant be recreated. its something you have to experience. nothing is cooler than a ghost town. its like the end of the world.

11.) MentallyDetached. This dude lets me use his tunes for free.

12.) BigArmyBug and Rtil. People with common sense and creative ideas.

13.) kittens. (mandatory).

14.) when someone who ONLY draws anime, rags on another artist for being "generic" it happens so often in the art forum these days. The irony of it. someone kill these people.

15.) Little Miss Sunshine. godly film.

16.) parents and my bro.

17.) That feeling of accomplishment when you complete something.

18.) that feeling of validation when you've made someone's day better.

19.) spel chek

20.) watercolor paints.

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