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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT
I SURE DID

AAAAAAAAACHHHHHHHHHHHH DU LIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love toast

toast with lots of butter

i love it sooo much

Oh hey guys whats happening. Oh yeah drama.

Enveloped in a sentiment,
A sound that rushes over me.
Engage an impulse to pretend
I have a faith as pure.
Not forgetting what it means to dream.
Indulging everything.
Entertaining thoughts that I've the strength
Of those I yearn to be.
Cheers and tribute greet the saviours.
Reckless thoughts survive.
Anachronistic and impulsive.
And what will happen?
Will I dream?
I am too scared to close my eyes.
For a second please hold me.
None can change in me these things that I believe.
But I don't know what happens now.
I am too scared to close my eyes

i hate lyle
this fucking otter weasel thing who stands outside your house in animal crossing
he keeps taking my money
I WANT A BIGGER HOUSE YOU WEASEL FUCK GO AWAY

edit:

as long as this is here I'm going to post a new screenshot of polypeptide so you guys can see how its coming along

edit 2:
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/359 2/scrnshtsl4.jpg
theres a link to the screenshot, due to newgrounds RAPING my jpg below

ASS

I got invited to yet another dumb art/animation community site today full of, once again, the worst things from much better sites (like newgrounds). So here's an open letter to all you nice businessmen who want me to devote my time to you.
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DEAR CEO'S OF WEIRD CORPORATE ANIMATION WEBSITES WITH ONLY 10-40 MEMBERS AND NO BALLS:

Dont invite me to your website. Dont invite me to a site where the first thing I see is hideous art done by wapanese kids and people who seem to have crawled out of the giant poopile that is the "Sonic the Hesgehog" fanbase. Dont invite me to a site that is devoted to poor Family Guy wannabe flash cartoons all drawn with the line tool made by animators more successful than I am because they CHOOSE to be derivative. Dont invite me to your website pretending like you're doing me a service. (toons)

Also
Stop making animation contests online giving away cash for prizes. We know you are lying. I'm still owed money by alot of you for contests I placed in. You only make these contests to get free content. We get it now. The fad is dead. All the legit animation websites know about you and your two-faced ways. Stop getting 'sponsored' by Heinz and other random food companies so you can act as if you have some money to throw around to tantalize all the penniless online animators with. It was annoying and tantalizing at first. It's just old now. (ilaugh)

Stop making false promises. Dont tell me you'll make me famous. Don't tell me it's the fast track to success. Dont tell me it will make me "as popular as Adam Phillips"
This may come as a surprise but not everyone wants to be Adam Phillips. Not everyone wants to be a star. Not everyone wants to be an inbetweener on some god-awful show that will be canceled in 1 season anyway. Dont promise me you'll help my career with your site. You wont and you cant. Because your site is just like everyone elses. Dont waste my time. (inglor)

Not everyone wants to be the next shitty flavor of the week internet e-fad shrieking 'chocolate rain' into a youtube video. Not everyone wants to be the creator of the next "edgy" thing that fat geeks can send links to each other over Facebook with. (chan)

Stop setting up 'communities'
The internet has enough of those already. And most barely scratch the surface of what an internet community is. Most 'communities' on these sites are just random hacks with their own sites posting links to their own off-site garbage and going "hey guys check out this thing I finished" and then disappearing from the 'community' until they need it to forward their own cause again or get a few more website hits. (cuppa)

Just stop.

The internet has been saturated with your constant schemes to turn the internet into a cash cow. And you have oversaturated the online animation world with it. You've nearly ruined it now.

And stop using the word "indy" when you describe your site. Anyone with brains knows your site is as 'indy' as a film festival devoted to big hollywood films featuring explosions and former comedians. (sundance)

And stop sending me messages that are clearly copied and pasted from some giant placebo pdf you keep on your desktop so that you're spared the effort of talking and typing like a human being with a personality. Sounding like a robot doesn't make you look professional. It makes you look like you were born with a wedgie.

Sincerely,
Someone very tired of getting the same emails and messages from different suits and kids who wish they were suits.

i am back from my trip

i will probably write a nice full-length story about all the shit i did in my other emo blogger blog.

in unrelated news:

egg-in-a-basket continues to be perhaps one of the best ways to cook eggs. or for that, matter, make toast. toast just tastes better (especially buttered toast) when it's been toasted in a pan as opposed to bombarded with microwaves.

i like my egg-in-a-basket with lots and lots of salt and the yolk still soft (but not entirely runny).
How about you?

but not forever. you arent that lucky.

but it has come for the yearly huge-ass micheal / john birthday celebration.

but before I depart, I leave you with this:

I got food poisoning today.
I spent my day vomiting blood and bile while curled up in a fetal position.

Let this be a lesson: Never eat the lettuce at Village Inn. It will fuck you up. Bad.

Luckily, lots of laxatives, pills, and nasty homemade remedies has taken me from 'near death' to 'very very sick' over the course of the last few hours.

HOORAY
Seriously dont eat the lettuce.