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Great Cartoons - FFFFFFFF edition

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - June 18th, 2009

The art portal is open. For those unaware it is right here. Sadly its been open less than a day and already its become DeviantArt 2.0
The scouting system has failed and the portal is now getting filled with chibi fursonas, sexualized digimon pictures, fetish art, and mspaint mario sprite comics (oh and traces of famous paintings and photographs). All the scum of the earth that habituated the dark recesses of deviantart/sheezyart/yahoogroups has descended upon newgrounds to unleash their unceasing faggotry.

But we all knew this would happen. Its newgrounds. Las Vegas for outcasts from other websites.

I just hoped it'd take longer than a day for it to happen. No such luck. I already dumped a bunch of my own shit here. Its all old crap you've probably seen before and dont want to see again.
If you want to see real art go look at Laser Karl or sucho or morichax and pretty much everyone who submitted art yesterday.
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Now onto the animation

first things first is this neat hand-crafted music video for the fleet foxes

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and this thing
which reminds me of chemistry class

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a fake trailer for an animated spy movie. (its actually an advertisement for a book)

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I'm not quite sure what this is. its very short yet very cool

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what the?

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Jojo in the Stars
I think I posted this once before. cant recall. cant care enough to check

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whoa what

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no more

okay thats a lie
one more

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NOW NO MORE
NONE

(also lenkobiscuit made me a nice new header)

Great Cartoons - FFFFFFFF edition

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DaveAssed 2009-06-18 19:46:22

I wonder what it would be like if the scouting system was a success

Hammi 2009-06-18 19:46:59

yes

why yes i agree wholeheartedly, the art portal indeed is ggg

thats what ive been saying, but are they listening? NOPE.

now, to watch these toons

goons

oh yes lenko style, im lovin that header

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2009-06-18 19:46:59

im sorry what i wasnt listening because you're HAMMI

lenkalamari 2009-06-18 19:49:17

:slut.gif:

RobHalford 2009-06-18 19:49:36

I've already reported like 3 stolen things.

The latest being a pic of Paper Mario someone found from google images.

This is getting pathetic.

DroidTronProductions 2009-06-18 19:52:43

that one with the beach was hilarious! btw do you just search for this stuff or do you just find it randomly?

btw your wife says "hi"

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2009-06-18 19:52:43

both

zekeyspaceyvajina 2009-06-18 19:53:32

HI! *kiss*

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2009-06-18 19:53:32

my rod is stiffer than fuck
lets make sweet love

MAYORMCHEESE 2009-06-18 20:03:49

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/optimuswii/gir">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/op timuswii/gir</a>

amazing. voted 5.

Hammi 2009-06-18 20:07:00

i hate u

Emanhattan 2009-06-18 20:10:17

There are some really talented people in that art portal

its a sad thing sonic and madness fanboys took over on the first day :(

FrozenFire 2009-06-18 20:10:55

Im disappointed Zeke, RWappin dropped from TOFA and you are the only other person on the roster that I know can make something awesome.

I hope competition kicks up because otherwise this year will be a huge fail. :(

I hope you make a cool part for open round, and I hope you like mine.

RAWRoutLOWD 2009-06-18 20:14:08

I wish I could post some of my art in the art portal, but I don't want to be associated with shit.

Kyaztro 2009-06-18 20:17:50

Great, now I can fap to furry hermaphrodite porn without going to deviantart

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2009-06-18 20:17:50

efficiency!

homor 2009-06-18 21:28:54

i would really liek to add something to the art portal, but see...

i got these retarded hands...

that and the fact that i have no grasp on anatomy or perspective. i have no idea how shading works, and i have no programs to make the picture look even remotely passable.

still, there is some awesome work on the art protal, you just gotta dig deep enough. like the links you posted.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2009-06-18 21:28:54

"that and the fact that i have no grasp on anatomy or perspective. i have no idea how shading works, and i have no programs to make the picture look even remotely passable."

that hasnt stopped alot of the people on the art portal or deviant art.
just rip off sonic the hedgehog or anime

Sparkpro 2009-06-18 22:29:20

wasn't there already an FFFFFFFF edition?

Starogre 2009-06-18 22:29:48

your art collection is beastly thus far (that is a good thing)

i too am surprised it took less than a day for the scouting system to fail. i thought for sure it would have been more secluded for at least a few days. i can't tell if the leak was due to friendships or somewhat good artists actually thinking a line drawing of sonic was amazing enough :(

i really do wish for it the best though. maybe a featured users collection of people who continuously pump out amazing things like laserkarl

RainbowRiderAlpha 2009-06-18 22:36:46

The new art portal is actually worse than deviantart if you factor in camp north art:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/simong/a-research-trip">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/si mong/a-research-trip</a>
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/frozensheep/global-issues">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/fr ozensheep/global-issues</a>

I mean why do they delete hilarious stuff from the art portal like:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/genderless-hooker/cool-picture">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ge nderless-hooker/cool-picture</a>
but not:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mattster/power-of-3-character-a">http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ma ttster/power-of-3-character-a</a>

Anyway,

FACTEUR MINEUR is amazing. I'm buying it even if the whole thing's in French without subtitles. There're like 2 other trailers for it, but they're all pretty much the same.

And A Kiss From Tokyo was nice. Maybe it was because of the effects; that fire effect blew my mind. They probably burned a piece of paper and I'm an idiot but I still think it's cool.

Sausau 2009-06-19 05:12:55

If newgrounds never had any art portal until now, it's because they knew it would be crawling under immature crap. They could only know by looking at the average age of the members. They'll probably find a way to garner money thanks to the portal and will use it as an excuse to have even created it. Champagne.

And by the way, brother, you don't need to turn me away.

BlackTarCzar 2009-06-20 15:15:00

I bet if people drew from the world around them, humbly, in isolation, on their own with a mental feedback loop of personal creed, and then there in were to create a unique style with their talents, we wouldn't have this issue.

Of course nobody does this.

ZekeySpaceyLizard 2009-06-20 15:15:00

i'll issue you IN DA FACE