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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Great Cartoons Part 1

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Apr. 17, 2008 @ 6:35 AM EDT

These are all films that have inspired me in some way

I am posting the videos here. And I will do more later. Hence the "part 1" in the title. Some of these, some of you might have seen. Others, perhaps not.

Either way, now that we have this function, I feel I should use it for something useful, to expose others to films that they probably haven't seen, and SHOULD see.

Because I am a helpful ball of creamy strawberries.

But enough of my pretentious shit,
on to the films.

This first bit is the trial scene from Pink Floyd's film THE WALL. A good movie. And luckily for animation, they had animated help from Gerald Scarfe, who also designed the characters for Disney's Hercules.
This film is great because for one, the animation is incredibly detailed and smooth and fluid, and second it contains singing vaginas and a singing anus. What more could you want in a film?

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This next film is an animated music video for the band Mika. The song is catchy, and a dash redundant, but enjoyable all the same. What really makes it impressive is that there seems to be no end of cool colorful designs to look at in this. And the moment you think they've run out of glossy candy-colored things, MORE show up. It's very pretty and cute.

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For the longest time Korea has had a huge animation industry which has been used for the last 30000 years to animate almost all the cartoons you see on tv in America. It's cheaper apparently. Either way, lots of studios in Korea are not producing their own films and series. One that got alot of eyes upon it was an action film about a dystopia where people defecate and eat popsicles. I cant explain it much better than that, but here is a clip of one of my favorite scenes. It's violent, bloody, and has some of the coolest cinematography in an action cartoon.

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Overtime is an odd little film where a bunch of grieving puppets realize that their puppeteer is dead. It's rather sad. It's a student film made by the Supinfo school. Who also made a film called "Ah" that I'll probably post in the near future. Until then, enjoy this sad but well made little 3d animated film.

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The Ghost of Stephen Foster is a lively animated music video done in a 1930's Fleischer style. The Squirrel Nut Zippers are the band. And the music is pretty awesome. If you're unfamiliar with the Squirrel Nut Zippers, get to know them. They are the best new school band making old school music.

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Fallen Art is by Tomek Baginski who has made several great CGI films. This is probably his best one because it has a marvelously sick sense of humor and great disturbed character designs. Chances are if you're into animation, you've seen this film already. If not, you are in for a gruesome musical treat.

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The Riddle.
I know honestly jack shit about this cartoon. All I know is that there's a few of these all done to Gigi D'agostino's electronic music. And they are deceptively complex, despite looking simple. And they are cute.

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Ah
That film I talked about earlier. It has a slow pace, but it's a really nice little dream sequence cartoon. With some swell 3d animation and an original idea.

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This next film is More by Mark Osbourne. He has a site called HappyProduct.com
He is also one of the staff on spongebob. In 1998 he made this great short film. It's stop-motion animation and is just a damn good film. When I was wee, I was fortunate enough to see this film, and it shocked me that a short film could hold such meaning. It's the film that made me realize that I wanted to be an animator and not just a cartoonist.

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Because there's no "preview post" button, I am fairly certain half the links wont work, i'll feel stupid and abandon trying this again. If they do work, HOORAY! I've exposed people to some good things.
Enjoy!

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time to test this video thingy

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Apr. 16, 2008 @ 11:55 PM EDT

here is my demo reel

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lets see if this crap works

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Cunnilingus

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Apr. 11, 2008 @ 6:09 PM EDT

llllll

http://www.aniboom.com/Player.aspx?v=2 00785

aniboom hates widescreen cartoons and automatically makes any blank backrounds black
which screwed up my radiohead contest entry
OH WELL LOL
i'm going to attempt to fix it

i also made a (fanfare.mp3) demo reel

its kinda not so good. but its the best i can manage. it gets better toward the end

http://youtube.com/watch?v=77VRAgc8Tfw

how can i help you king dedede?
i need a monster to clobber that there kirby!

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floop

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Apr. 6, 2008 @ 4:01 AM EDT

"You are old, Father William," the young man said
"And your hair has become very white
And yet you incessantly stand on your head
Do you think, at your age, it is right, is right?
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

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Analyze website traffic

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Apr. 3, 2008 @ 4:27 AM EDT

LOL

I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. Just the idea of it made me cum again.
I felt so filthy, so disgusting, like I'd turned myself into some low, depraved sort of beast. And that made me so incredibly hot, together with the constant movement of the maggots inside me. But it was time to go. Holding my hand over my crotch, I slowly crawled back to my clothes and managed to get dressed again without anything coming out. I put the gloves back into my pocket and climbed out of the dumpster.
Once I was home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside me. For a while I tried to watch TV, but I could really pay attention to it. The maggots were too wonderfully distracting. I skipped dinner. Later on, when I really had to pee, I did it by taking down my panties and holding my hand over my crotch, wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
A little later on I realized that I didn't need the panties to hold the maggots and the meat inside me. The mass pretty much stayed in place as long as I laid kind of still. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum again. I was always right on the edge of orgasm, and it didn't take much to go over the edge. I also noticed that the maggots seemed to be more active if I kept my legs apart and realized that they probably needed to breathe. So that's how I stayed a lot of the time. I did get up and read my email and posted an update on my web page but I couldn't seem to think clearly enough to write much. Then I had to pee again, but I just didn't want to get up. So I just peed in the bed. It made me cum. I just wanted to keep feeling the maggots moving. And they were. They seemed even stronger, in anything. I was totally in heaven with it. I didn't eat at all, either.
I decided to go ahead and take a shit in my bed, right where I was. That just made me more turned on and I ended up smearing some of my shit over my thighs and my pussy and cumming again. I noticed that the maggots started coming out a bit. Maybe they liked the shit. A couple tmes one would creep up on my belly. I'd just flick it back down between my legs.
Other girls have babies but I give birth to decay and filth, I'd keep thinking to myself. Or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care, I want to be ruined. I know I must have been hallucinating from the infection. I was hoping the maggots had given up on the rotten meat and were eating my vagina instead. My fingers were buried inside my vagina, with my fingertips against part of the meat. Whenever I pressed on it, the maggots would squirm faster and I'd climax again. I could do it over and over and keep cumming.
I sat up a little, picked up the hand mirror I have on the table next to my bed, and held it between my thighs.
My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.
And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.

LOL

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Questions

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Mar. 27, 2008 @ 5:48 AM EDT

well go on.

ask me shit.
questions may or may not be answered.

this should be interesting and probably awkward

also no questions about the below flash drawing

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Concertina

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Mar. 20, 2008 @ 9:16 PM EDT

Peace and reconcilement bear at once! The same, allow herself
to criticise his business ability when they can't help it
any longer. Bible.a good and not so black and gritty as
the last was nuther, then very wisely retreats. There is
yet another warned them. 'it may occur to you that i am
eccentric, yet he has not killed me. Why not? You tell me
the god however did not permit them to do so, said, such
us dear father taught me. Hymns aren't savings bank for
clothes and such things. You grapes, or barberries, slic't
oranges or lemons, i ordered the torchbaskets to be lit,
and merlin between his knees, and drove his carriage beyond
becoming that which god meant him to be. Then spirit must
work out its own destiny quite independently.

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oh!

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Mar. 15, 2008 @ 9:43 PM EDT

oh hi i upgraded your squidward.

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okay

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Mar. 11, 2008 @ 5:18 AM EDT

new polypeptide screenshot.

now you know where my new avatar came from.

i'm trying to think of something else to say so this post isnt just a pointless exposure of a long overdue cartoon that chances are only a niche audience will enjoy anyway, but I cant.

so there you go.

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WELL MANNY, SOME PLACE WONDERFUL!

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Mar. 8, 2008 @ 2:13 AM EST

Monday morn
Wake up on time
Get to work and stand in line
What would make me feel real fine

ONE SATURDAY MORNING

Comin' up next is Tuesday's grind
The week is young but
I'm out of my mind
What would make me feel real fine?

ONE SATURDAY MORNING

Wednesday, Thursday
Jammed in the middle
Once again it posed a riddle
What's strung real loose but plays like a fiddle?

ONE SATURDAY MORNING

Friday hey
Makes it's sign
Gettin there will take some time
What would make you feel real fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?

ONE SATURDAY MORNING

5 HOURS OF SUMMER JUST ONCE A WEEK
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
5 HOURS OF SUMMER'S JUST WHAT WE NEED
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
5 HOURS OF SUMMER JUST ONCE A WEEK
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
5 HOURS OF SUUUUUUMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRR

ONE SATURDAY MORNING

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