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Age 39, Male
talentless hack
IADT
Florida
Joined on 8/23/03
Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 11th, 2008
I got food poisoning today.
I spent my day vomiting blood and bile while curled up in a fetal position.
Let this be a lesson: Never eat the lettuce at Village Inn. It will fuck you up. Bad.
Luckily, lots of laxatives, pills, and nasty homemade remedies has taken me from 'near death' to 'very very sick' over the course of the last few hours.
HOORAY
Seriously dont eat the lettuce.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT DAMN CHIMP! But did you listen? OF COURSE NOT!
Go to be without dinner. YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!
make sure that there is no meat sauce on the lettuce.
Ill just copy and paste what i said earlier for your own good, whether you like it or not:
I believe you said something similar the last time you had chili. The truth is, that your stomach cant take the overdose of pleasure that comes in your mouth. Listen, youre just a white boy. Leave the chili and the lettuce alone for a while and eat something suitable like err, jam and butter. Take my advice. Me, an experienced kebab disposer... pioneer, you cant go wrong.
One more thing: Never... eat... ovenbaked fish... with cream sauce. THAT will cause you to have horrible diarrheas in many weeks. A chemical disaster. You will end up poopin out all that nasty cream like a waterfall. Believe me.
dumbest thing I've ever read? Yes, I think so.
I get sick almost every time when I eat fast food, just can't digest this caddish food.
btw. You mind is treasure... great job with las Your movie is in my fev now and will stay there...:)
let this be a lesson to you all
that means you, young master gin.
DAMN YOU VILLAGE INN! DAMN YOU!!
Also time for my life changing saying
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I hope that will change your life.
it has.
Same thing happened to me once, except without vomiting bile. (I coughed up blood instead.)
The moral of my story is that Tennessee is a thoroughly evil state where there is no edible food.
Tennessee also has lots of hills.
I have been there many a time.
although you probably look like a disgusting horrific monstrosity right now, i still love you
aw man sorry to hear that dude.
don't eat the Chicken Fried steak in Baton Rouge.
What if I eat 10 lettuces? What will happen?
you will die.
ewwww
Salads can be really bad if their not cleaned properly. I think I had the same thing in Africa. They don't eat a lot of salads over there, which sucks for me because I'm a vegetarian.
Salads, sea food and chicken are the ones to look out for.
Hope you get better pal.
i ate solid food today and didnt hork it up, so I assume I'm ok now
FCKUK YOUA MIM DRUN
FUKICK YOU IM DRUNK
AND 1 GONNA B DRUNK
TI1LL THE NEXXT TIEM I M DRUNK
good thing i despise lettuce.
the village inn or their lettuce could not be reached for comment
Sparkpro
First the chili at Steak and Shake now lettuce.
Any other specific food items from certain restaurants I should avoid?
ZekeySpaceyLizard
Buca di Beppo for being TOO delicious