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    A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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    I'm dying.

    Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - January 23rd, 2008


    Haha! Just kidding! Sorry to get your hopes up folks!

    However now that you're here, you should probably try to reconsider the deep meaningful implications of the following image

    I'm dying.


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    I LIKR BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE.

    YOU OTHERS BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.

    WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A PREATTY PREATTY WAIST,

    AND A ROUND THING IN 'YO FACE

    YOU GET

    SPRUNG

    SOMETHING SOMETHING

    IM HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING

    PUSH UPS SITS

    DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

    JUST DON'T LOSE THAT BUTT.

    SO PEOPLE SAY YOU FAT.

    NOW GIRL I ANI'T HAVIN' THAT.

    fuck this bullshit.

    knew this would happen eventually

    Deep meaningful thought:

    I thought that was a striped cock and an enormous set of balls before my mind fully took in the picture.

    HAHA
    My god, man
    You just made that picture 1000 times funnier now that you mentioned that.
    Holy shit! If I could give you a trophy I would.

    SWEET ELVIS'S GHOST!

    aww i wanted you to die so bad =(

    you're a filthy man.

    Just great... furry porn.

    morn'n

    I'll donate blood to you...whomever you are. But i must warn you it is the blood of a vampire.

    I get it. French class!

    So those aren't balls?
    You disappoint me...

    If you look, really, reeaaareeaeaeallaeallly, closely, you can that that it's a butt!

    Jan. 23, 2008 | 2:07 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
    you're named after an ancient blade. DO YOU KNOW THAT?

    Yes, I do! wow, how do u recognize that?? Final Fantasy? Ancient History? Granny's Tales?

    every day i love you more... btw, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT? i have some guesses

    A) racoon's ass.
    B) cock with gigantic blueballs.
    C) no more guesses.

    S.y.d.

    I'ts Chowder!

    mooo

    I like his boots.

    Holy shit where did you get that picture, I have a tattoo just like that.

    ON MY COCK

    artist news at it's finest

    atleast this was better than somebody posting about heath ledger

    Cartoon Network

    I just realsied it's a butt. Why havn't you died? >:(

    FUCK YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU POST ABOUT HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH, YOU CUNT?!?!!?!!?

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