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    A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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    First the chili at Steak and Shake now lettuce.
    Any other specific food items from certain restaurants I should avoid?

    Buca di Beppo for being TOO delicious

    I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT DAMN CHIMP! But did you listen? OF COURSE NOT!
    Go to be without dinner. YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!

    make sure that there is no meat sauce on the lettuce.

    Ill just copy and paste what i said earlier for your own good, whether you like it or not:

    I believe you said something similar the last time you had chili. The truth is, that your stomach cant take the overdose of pleasure that comes in your mouth. Listen, youre just a white boy. Leave the chili and the lettuce alone for a while and eat something suitable like err, jam and butter. Take my advice. Me, an experienced kebab disposer... pioneer, you cant go wrong.

    One more thing: Never... eat... ovenbaked fish... with cream sauce. THAT will cause you to have horrible diarrheas in many weeks. A chemical disaster. You will end up poopin out all that nasty cream like a waterfall. Believe me.

    dumbest thing I've ever read? Yes, I think so.

    I get sick almost every time when I eat fast food, just can't digest this caddish food.

    btw. You mind is treasure... great job with las Your movie is in my fev now and will stay there...:)

    let this be a lesson to you all

    that means you, young master gin.

    DAMN YOU VILLAGE INN! DAMN YOU!!

    Also time for my life changing saying

    "gihsdfhgshjgsdfghkgjbdfbklhfvyjsdfgh vdfhgasdkfguajgsfyiuasgfysdrgtyregbrt buytebyybuvtybuivrtbuytvyubvewtubyiov etwbuyiovtewbyuierwtbyertbyrtbuyvebuy ewrtbyuotewrbyoiuwetvryjafgasdfg gasdhf asdfgasdfytsdaiufghsufsadf poopie."

    I hope that will change your life.

    it has.

    Same thing happened to me once, except without vomiting bile. (I coughed up blood instead.)

    The moral of my story is that Tennessee is a thoroughly evil state where there is no edible food.

    Tennessee also has lots of hills.
    I have been there many a time.

    although you probably look like a disgusting horrific monstrosity right now, i still love you

    aw man sorry to hear that dude.

    don't eat the Chicken Fried steak in Baton Rouge.

    What if I eat 10 lettuces? What will happen?

    you will die.

    ewwww

    Salads can be really bad if their not cleaned properly. I think I had the same thing in Africa. They don't eat a lot of salads over there, which sucks for me because I'm a vegetarian.

    Salads, sea food and chicken are the ones to look out for.

    Hope you get better pal.

    i ate solid food today and didnt hork it up, so I assume I'm ok now

    FCKUK YOUA MIM DRUN

    FUKICK YOU IM DRUNK

    AND 1 GONNA B DRUNK

    TI1LL THE NEXXT TIEM I M DRUNK

    good thing i despise lettuce.

    the village inn or their lettuce could not be reached for comment