You know I fill this newgrounds journal with absolute trash on a daily basis.
And I shouldnt. Noone comes here wanting to read crap and spam. They come here to read my deep thoughts about the animation industry. They come anxious for screenshots or news about my next film. They come wanting some substance. Some meat. Something that they can lean back in their easy chairs and ponder about.

I should be posting news here. About my life. About my cartoons. About what inspires me. About how I feel about all my fellow artists here.
I am inspiring a younger generation of artists now.

They look up to me. And what kind of an example am I setting by typing gibberish and pasting song lyrics while uploading images that add nothing of value to the site? I'm a professional now, and it's high time I started acting like one.

Also.

Fuck you.

And.

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WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?
I DO! I DO!
WELL YOU DONT GET ANY BILLY! YOU DONT GET ONE GOD DAMN SCOOP!
WHY NOT, PA?
BECAUSE ASS BILLY. BECAUSE ASS.

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Oh god. oh jesus shitting buddha christ no!

all that hard work, earning the respect and love of the 13-year-olds on this site through my overrated flash cartoons.....GONE!

I knew something was wrong this morning. I woke up in a cold sweat. My 'internet problems' alarm clock was flashing bright red with the words "ALART"
What could it be??? I quickly rushed to throw on my 1989 Mickey Mouse boxer shorts and fled to my PC.

And what I saw made me burst into tears.
How could they?
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?
HOW COULD THEY MAR MY CLEAN SLATE ON THIS WEBSITE, WHICH IS THE CAPITOL OF ALL ONLINE CREATIVITY AND ART! WITH SUCH GREAT CARTOONS AS 'Germaine eats chocolate cum' ON THE FRONTPAGE?

I am shattered.

I have nothing now......oh how will my 8-13 fans know the difference between my actual cartoons and the shitty ones. They were all born as harlequin fetuses, after all. They have no eyes. THEY CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE. Poor fools. Doomed forever to vote 5 on cartoons they cannot view.

Its so cold now.

I am rubbing a butter knife rigorously across my jugular vein in an attempt to end my life.
What have I to live for?
My newgrounds rep is dead. Its the most important thing in the whole entire world. It's the beacon that represents all I have done with my life.

And its dead.

And so shall I, too, die with it.

I will miss you all very much (not really). Goodbye cruel world.

On my gravestone make sure they place this inscription:

"Hey you....get offa my cloud."

and so with tearful solstice, the butter knife tears through my throat. Like a hungry badger through a chicken.

its getting dark.....

i cant feel my toes..... not even jimmy, my special 6th toe

.....I....

.....I...............................I expire.

*ka-thud*

The Clown is finally done.

Now to blow the dust off of Polypeptide and finish that.

Special thanks to MonkeyKing Neo for drawing this clown...eh...portait..of the clown.

yup.

i am so tired.

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"And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, 'Fear not: for behold, I bring unto you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the City of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.' And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host, praising God, and saying, 'Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'"

"That's what christmas is all about, Charlie Brown."

"But Linus, isn't is also about singing demonic clowns?"

"Yes, you are absolutely

right about that one, Charlie Brown!"

oh hi i didn't see you there

Fololo 311: IESB.net has a script review for the latest attempt of a live-action film adaptation of The Jetsons. Written by Adam F. Goldberg and dated 3/30/07, the screenplay is met with a mixed reaction.

BigArmyBug: STOP THE REMAKES

BigArmyBug: MAKE SOMETHING NEW YOU IDIOTS

Fololo 311: THEY ARE ROBOTS WITH NO IMAGINATIONS

BigArmyBug: I SUSPECT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC BUT I AGREE

Fololo 311: NOT REALLY, THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE ROBOTS. AND IF THEY HAD IMAGINATIONS THEY WOULD NOT REMAKE EVERYTHING

Fololo 311: http://www.justpressplay.net/images/mo vies/news/1190.jpg BATMAN ANIMATED MOVIE SCREENSHOT

BigArmyBug: LOOKS LIKE ANIME

Fololo 311: IT SURE IS, BUG.
IT SURE IS.

BigArmyBug: I SUSPECT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC AGAIN BUT I STAND BY MY STATEMENT

Fololo 311: NO I AM NOT. ITS BEING ANIMATED AT MADHOUSE, STUDIO 4C AND PRODUCTION IG.
ALL ANIME STUDIOS

BigArmyBug: WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

Fololo 311: BUT THEY ARE PRETTY DECENT STUDIOS, SO I HAVE NOT COMPLETELY LOST FAITH

BigArmyBug: WHAT IS FAITH

BigArmyBug: SOME KIND OF HUMAN EMOTION

Fololo 311: SHE'S A SINGER. SHE SINGS COUNTRY MUSIC

BigArmyBug: IM NOT MUCH FOR DISCUSSING MUSIC MYSELF

Fololo 311: I TRY TO AVOID MOST MAINSTREAM BANDS AS THE RADIO STATIONS THESE DAYS OFTEN HAVE VERY POOR TASTE.

BigArmyBug: AND NOW I GO AND TAKE THIS COUPON AND DEMAND FREE HASHBROWNS WOW AM I SAD

Fololo 311: HASHBROWNS TASTE BEST WITH KETCHUP

BigArmyBug: I CANT AFFORD KETCHED BUT I DO STEAL THE PACKETS FROM MCDONALDS

Fololo 311: YOU UTTER BASTARD

Fololo 311: I SHOULD POST THIS CONVO ON MY NG PAGE

BigArmyBug: I SHOULD POST THIS CONVO ON THE OFFICIAL RONALD MC DONALD FORUMS

Fololo 311: YES SHOW THOSE CLOWN LOVING HERMAPHRODITES WHO'S BOSS

BigArmyBug: AND THEY THOUGHT THE HAMBURGLAR WAS A ROUGE

Fololo 311: I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY ROGUE, BUT YOU MIGHT BE ATTEMPTING SARCASM. I CANT TELL

BigArmyBug: ITS OK I CANT DETECT SARCASM EITHER.

Fololo 311: K

BigArmyBug: PS I HEARD YOU CAN BUY A SARCASM DETECTOR ONLINE

Fololo 311: YOU CAN ALSO BUY DVD REWINDERS. BUT THEY ARE A TAD PRICEY. AND I'M VERY CHEAP

BigArmyBug: YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE AT WHALEYTHESCALEY.COM

Fololo 311: I AM SO NOT CLICKING THAT LINK

BigArmyBug: LOOKS LIKE ILL BE ONE UP ON THE SARCASM GAME THEN

Fololo 311: YOU CANT TEMPT ME

For you jewish folk: HOHOHO!

And for you non-jews: shalom!

I hope your holiday is full of marshmallows and buckets of delicious SHIT.

Today a very rude person at mcdonalds gave me a McFlurry.

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