U GUYZ R CRAZY!
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Age 38, Male
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IADT
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Comments
give this man a book
Enjoying the caps lock I see
I heard that Caps lock is cruse control for cool.
It's not surprising that the best thing McDonalds has to offer is their ketchup.
don't do drugs, that pic is reason enough.
mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.
The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.
The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.
The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.
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:U!!!!!!!
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a single tear went down my eye when i read this
*claping*
PERHAPS ATERWARDS WE CAN GET SOME TEA AND SCONES?
RyanLeRat: those are some butts you've got there, how much for the ripest?
Fololo 311: they cost 10 f
RyanLeRat: perchance to haggle?
Fololo 311: we dont haggle with your kind here, boy
RyanLeRat: Thems fighting words. My kind, however don't fight.
RyanLeRat: Here's your 10 f
Fololo 311: enjoy your butt
RyanLeRat: i shall.
RyanLeRat: SIR! This butt has a liver spot! I demand a refund immediately.
Fololo 311: we dont give money back. I can however, give you a fresh butt
Fololo 311: from our "secret stash"
RyanLeRat: This shall be suffcient compensation.
Ronald McDonald has official forums?
Give me a link!
FELLAS LOOK AROUND AND SEE WHAT'S GOING DOWN!
u guys r so gey
tldr, just stopped by to say hello!!
hello!!
hello!!!!!!!
Dude, you are awesome.
TEH BEST CONVERZAITION IN NEWGROUNDZ!
,'D
But really, if McDonalds sold nothing but their ketchup, profits would soar.
Srsly.
Patrick's pupils look like Pac-Man. Wakka wakka wakka.
I'm going for the high score.
You are one demented person, so random, yet brilliant at the same time.
...
I think we can use this one...
Yes, yes... We'll lure him here by dripping a trail of mutated cashews, then our little scheme can begin. Go, my minion!
Right away, sir.
By the end of the week, the world will be ours...!
Azulth
Lol.