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    A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

    Age 39, Male

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    That is beautiful.

    I once had a history teacher with a dick in his throat.

    For real, his adam's apple was huge.

    "You'll make your dick so big, you could fuck a tuba"

    I have to admit, I lolled.

    I put my ear very close to a TV one time, because the speakers were busted.

    It was fun.

    And where could I purchase this new product of yours young man?

    I dunno about you, but it sure looks rather painful looking at the big weenie continuously peeping out of the television set without taking any rips or cuts... which makes me wanna grab my own piece cause it might reminisce me of something similar that happened with myself.

    HAS THIS PRODUCT BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS YET?

    it aint hARD to tell

    i excel

    With this medicine, you'll make your dick so big, that you could fuck
    a tuba.

    Don't let your dick look like a kid from the Philippines.

    my father was killed by a a drive-by dick increase you insebsitive cock chewer.

    A lot of finger sandwiches can be created from that.

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