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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Addict 2007-12-27 01:11:43

That is beautiful.

Jake 2007-12-27 20:59:32

I once had a history teacher with a dick in his throat.

For real, his adam's apple was huge.

Felis 2007-12-28 02:14:17

"You'll make your dick so big, you could fuck a tuba"

I have to admit, I lolled.

X-Naut 2007-12-28 03:14:54

I put my ear very close to a TV one time, because the speakers were busted.

It was fun.

nirvelyar 2007-12-28 09:03:50

And where could I purchase this new product of yours young man?

Hammi 2007-12-28 20:59:33

I dunno about you, but it sure looks rather painful looking at the big weenie continuously peeping out of the television set without taking any rips or cuts... which makes me wanna grab my own piece cause it might reminisce me of something similar that happened with myself.

HAS THIS PRODUCT BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS YET?

FreekC 2007-12-29 09:42:27

it aint hARD to tell

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With this medicine, you'll make your dick so big, that you could fuck
a tuba.

Don't let your dick look like a kid from the Philippines.

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my father was killed by a a drive-by dick increase you insebsitive cock chewer.

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A lot of finger sandwiches can be created from that.

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