Azulth 2007-12-16 11:28:30

Lol.

ngmastah 2007-12-16 12:31:53

U GUYZ R CRAZY!

FreekC 2007-12-16 12:57:15

give this man a book

RWappin 2007-12-16 15:16:01

Enjoying the caps lock I see

Sparkpro 2007-12-16 15:19:43

I heard that Caps lock is cruse control for cool.

X-Naut 2007-12-16 16:29:24

It's not surprising that the best thing McDonalds has to offer is their ketchup.

ZombieswithJetpacks 2007-12-16 19:23:20

don't do drugs, that pic is reason enough.

Dr-Dro 2007-12-16 21:01:35

mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.

The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.

The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.

The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.
asssssssasssssssssin

retr0smash 2007-12-16 21:34:53

retrosmashok: ALL CAPS
jdkdkdkoogglfg ff: "YES"

homor 2007-12-17 06:23:54

a single tear went down my eye when i read this

*claping*

MRat 2007-12-17 20:16:40

PERHAPS ATERWARDS WE CAN GET SOME TEA AND SCONES?

Ronald-McDonald-LoL 2007-12-18 05:24:08

Ronald McDonald has official forums?
Give me a link!

kisame 2007-12-18 13:14:19

FELLAS LOOK AROUND AND SEE WHAT'S GOING DOWN!

MisterDielectric 2007-12-18 15:25:32

u guys r so gey

ThreeStar 2007-12-19 11:11:00

tldr, just stopped by to say hello!!

hello!!

Sensationalism 2007-12-20 00:31:13

Dude, you are awesome.

DarkWizard1992 2007-12-20 02:32:31

TEH BEST CONVERZAITION IN NEWGROUNDZ!

,'D

X-Naut 2007-12-20 18:26:13

But really, if McDonalds sold nothing but their ketchup, profits would soar.

Srsly.

X-Naut 2007-12-21 05:21:14

Patrick's pupils look like Pac-Man. Wakka wakka wakka.

I'm going for the high score.

DarkKiranami 2008-06-01 01:45:49

You are one demented person, so random, yet brilliant at the same time.
...
I think we can use this one...
Yes, yes... We'll lure him here by dripping a trail of mutated cashews, then our little scheme can begin. Go, my minion!
Right away, sir.
By the end of the week, the world will be ours...!