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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 15th, 2008


but not forever. you arent that lucky.

but it has come for the yearly huge-ass micheal / john birthday celebration.

but before I depart, I leave you with this:

i'm leaving the internet.


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 11th, 2008


I got food poisoning today.
I spent my day vomiting blood and bile while curled up in a fetal position.

Let this be a lesson: Never eat the lettuce at Village Inn. It will fuck you up. Bad.

Luckily, lots of laxatives, pills, and nasty homemade remedies has taken me from 'near death' to 'very very sick' over the course of the last few hours.

HOORAY
Seriously dont eat the lettuce.


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 7th, 2008


How could this happen to meeeee?

I made my mistaaaaaaaakes

Got nowhere to ruuuuuuuun

But life goes ooooooon

your subject was too short. please add more and try again.


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 6th, 2008


hey i finished a really annoying backround in polypeptide today

HELL YA-EE

a purse is not food


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 3rd, 2008


googykid07: hey, im ang user but this is my aim, on question, in the new movie u put out with breakdancing, which person were you?

googykid07: ng*

Fololo 311: none of those faces were me

Fololo 311: they were comedian gilbert gottfried, the guy from Married with Children and Jerry Seinfeld

googykid07: lol

googykid07: nice

googykid07: another question for you, i have and idea for a master chief spoof involoving breakdancing, can u help with it? i mean u can do detials and i might be able to get some music up, if i can figure out how to do it....... :{

googykid07: and posting the music is hards to figure out how to do to

googykid07: or will u make one for me?

googykid07: so i dont have to?

Newgrounds.


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 1st, 2008



Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - January 29th, 2008


I want you so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I want yooooouuuuuuuu

I want you!


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - January 27th, 2008


I'm gonna take you for a ride

BUM BUM

dee doo dee dee....TWEET TWEE

gonna take you for a ride

BOW BOW

dee dee dee dee doo doo

Marvel vs Capcom 2


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - January 23rd, 2008


Haha! Just kidding! Sorry to get your hopes up folks!

However now that you're here, you should probably try to reconsider the deep meaningful implications of the following image

I'm dying.


Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - January 18th, 2008


I just got out of the theater. So I drew the monsters on the back of an IHOP menu.

the thing on the right is the big monster.

the crocodile-spider thing in the center is the small scary ones.

the movie was decent. nothing new. but a good scary little film.

the cloverfield monster.