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DIS WAS DA WERS DREAM I EVER HAD PPBBBBBBBTTTTT

i laughed so hard you have no idea

so incredibly hard

gold

W-P-S responds:

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Sorry.

"Future issues will have animation/video/sound and hopefully sprawl into more of an interactive online magazine. For now it's quite simple just to get it started."

Why Wait?

Translation: I was too lazy to make this anything more than a flash document that slides around the screen. I can see the appeal for trying something like this, but it shouldnt be submitted as a FILM on newgrounds, when its not a film. Its an article. You should set up a flash website and embed these in it.

If you wanted to impress you should have blown the load on this first...thing. Gone all out. This is like a crappy powerpoint presentation.

Also.....seriously....you reviewed Grand Theft Auto 4? Review something more recent. GTA has been out for months and everyone already knows it was bad.

No real redeeming value.
And now Mbot will delete this honest review.

aww what a lovely short

I never see crane shots done in flash. or animation usually. mainly because it requires not only animating the characters but the backrounds and everything else in the shot.
but you did it TWICE.

and actually everything in this looked and moved so smooth and fantastically.
and there was an odd innocence to the story.

and the color schemes made it seem like a giant moving chalk drawing with the pastel colors.

honestly the only thing in this that seemed off was the voice work. the bear/pig things laughter sounded like it was coming out of a bucket.

also for dinner tonight you should have burritos.

TheBoogley responds:

Thanks Zekey, I've been loving watching your you-tube selections.

Tonight I'm going to have spaghetti bolognese, but then I'll add some chilli to the leftovers tomorrow night to make burritos. Diabolical genious?

wat da

am i seein tings

very odd

for how sharp the video quality was, i'm amazed this flash is only 5 and a half megabytes

wow

this was really freakin great.

not the smoothest thing i've ever seen, and i think too many flash filters lagged it a bit.

but damn.
that was great.

wat

I dont get the ending
but I still enjoyed it

UnderARock responds:

me neither :c

pretty great

f.y.i. you can add extra people to the credits under the toons title on this submission page btw. people who...you know...contributed to this film but arent co-authed. (cough)

ANYWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Very very good. Very nice animation. And as I subtly mentioned already, a really great soundtrack which totally set the mood for this whole piece.

RubberNinja responds:

I'll be adding redmongoose to co-authors when he gets his buttocks online. Need him to accept the friend request.

Thanks you very much Zekey :)

pretty great

<reptilicus> i am about to watch your flash blordow
<reptilicus> this better not suck
<reptilicus> OR ELSE
<blordow> hahahha
<blordow> OR ELSE WHATT

You have been spared this time Blordow. But next time you might not be so lucky.

Next time, Gadget.

Next time.

Blordow responds:

i shall wait until next time and i will be prepared.

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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