ZekeySpaceyLizard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario: Bob-Omb Battle]

Whoa....what the hell?

A sprite cartoon that doesnt suck?
A sprite cartoon that's interesting?!?

A sprite cartoon not filled with stupid jokes!?!??

A GOOD sprite cartoon!?!??

What the FUCK is happening?!??!?

*head a splodes*

JonBro responds:

I'd appreciate it if you toned down your excitement level to 'moderately calm' instead of 'explosively explicit'.

Thanks...!

[The Glass Toaster]

What a sad toaster. :C

This was quite a nice short funkeh music video.
It lagged so much on this slow crappy PC of mine.
Oh well.

squeakytoad responds:

Yes... poor little toaster. :(

Sucks about the laggy PC.

[Coffee.]

THIS is your first cartoon?! Damn!

Well done!
You're a begginer and already an expert.
Perfect pacing, story, timing.
It was humorous and cute.
You'll be famous here in no time.
This was a great little cartoon!

[PICONJO: FINAL CONFESSION]

A laughathon.

I do beleive I nearly pee'd myself laughing when Onizuka crammed the Toady on top of the golden winky.

Well done.

Funneh.

<3

[crabs]

Practically perfect.

When it comes to making catchy bizarre music and happy insane flash videos to go with it, noone is close to your coolness, Mr.Picking.

And your crazy bold visual style is unmatched.

Somewhere out there, some dumb fellow who has seen this is shoving crabs into his mouth as we speak. Oh sad fate.

[Happy Happy Joy Joy]

I told you I'd shoot.

But you didn't beleive me!

WHY DIDNT YOU BELEIVE ME!?!??

Another lovely bouncy clocky outing by thee.

CrustClock responds:

You love to hate us.

{{{zeke}}}

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Holy Awesome Bladder Fuck!

Wow, you added a hell of alot more to that then I thought there was going to be when you showed me the preview.

Brilliant of course.
I'm sure it will be in but weeks before the toadies low vote this right out of the top 50, but the fact thats its #1 right now shows 2 things:

a.) perhaps newgrounders are starting to actually acquire "taste"

b.) that eating spicy peanuts at 4am will make you sheite out your stomach the next morning

Does point b matter? No.
Rtil, this cartoon was awesome. Beautifully smooth animation, hilarious voices and just a nice way of slapping the idiots who dwell here in the face.

Godspeed, my friend.