ZekeySpaceyLizard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Selva]

whoa

It's always nice when the multiple artists of Koms come to Newgrounds to submit their work.

Wonderful trippy visual style very reminiscent of the other two Koms artists who submit their work regularly here.

There was also some good traditional animation poked in here and there that I noticed amongst all the trippy shape tweens.
Good flash.

[SAATANA]

hooray

I loved this, just as I love all your unique weird flash things.

This one gave me a distinct Lovecraft vibe though. Intentional?

Catoblepas responds:

Nah. :D The tentacles is just something I like to do. They're so wobbly.

[Bill Murray Apocalypse]

my god

If only poor Bill Murray himself were still alive to see this. He would shed a tear no doubt. A tear made of the glee and laughter he so unselfishly gave to America in his long and arduous career.
Oh Bill. Oh Billy Bill.
Oh Billy Bill Billiam Billed Bill Bill.

also: funny freakin cartoon
IDEH

TremcladClock responds:

better than the salami, better than the bologna

[Buetz Mich]

what the shit!?!?!?

I have no clue what I just watched. But it made me rather moist. Rather moist indeed.

It featured four studdly men bellowing music in another language. I know not what language it was and for all intents and purposes will assume it was from the moon.

10/10

Sqeezy responds:

I approve of this review. <3 youre so sexy.

[Candy Hole #1]

is good in the mouth

This cartoon seems almost satirical in a way. As if it's poking fun and the ooey gooey happy cartoons of the early 90's that were all about teaching "lessons" to kids with moral messages all over the place.

Except in this case, the cartoons have been posessed by Satan.

The thing that really made this funny was the timing. Just the right holds and poses and sounds adding to the whole experience. Quite snort inducing indeed.

I don't even want to know where the bitmaps for their teeth came from.

[Super MarioWars (Trailer)]

Please.

If you feel you must make a sprite cartoon, at least put in some effort and give it a backround.

Staring at two colorful pixxelated blobs whaking each other with shoddily edited lightsabers is hard enough. It's harder when they are on a bland black backround.

If this is only a trailer, I cant say I'm looking forward to the final product too much.
Why not surprise everyone and make it hand-drawn instead of sprites?

lyndis313 responds:

I have only taken tutorials in Sprites so far. I am not going to waste that.

[Biosock]

sigh.

I try very hard these days NOT to write bad reviews on things, but I feel I really have to in this instance, seeing as I love Bioshock and all the reviews on this are so hilariously overscored due to fanboys.

First, it's great that you played Bioshock. It's bad that you made this parody. It's also bad that alot of the graphics in this are traced. Every bioshock flash made since the game was released have all traced the same Big Daddy concept art that is readily available on the game's official site.

I cant understand WHY people trace these. It doesnt make the drawings any more realistic. And honestly, I'd much rather see someone's own art style forming an interpretation of a Big Daddy instead of the same bland traced flash drawings used in every Bioshock flash ever.
So I'm just going to assume you have no artistic integrity as your Big Daddy accused. I guess you cant animate either as all the characters were bad pencil-tool drawings whose 2-3 body parts were paintfully tweened around with motion tweens. Hardly animation and painful to look at.
The backrounds were traced bitmaps.

You also forgot to tell any jokes in this. But I'm quite certain this wasnt meant to be a comedy because nothing funny happened in it. Just characters gabbling stuff at each other.
Pointing out the obvious isnt funny. "you're supposed to be looking for a little sister" Oh I GET IT! He's not doing his job. What an absolute barrel of laughs. :/
Oh and you stuck the Charlie the Unicorn characters in this. Oh that's trendy. As opposed to poking fun at the situations in the game, instead you referenced a popular flash in order to get something people recognized into the cartoon to ensure they would vote 5. Well how very clever. You ripped the Unicorns straight from the flash, too. Didnt even bother to trace them.

Too much work I guess, to draw simple a unicorn.

Ironically, the chap who made "Charlie the Unicorn" and "The Last Unicorn" and "Spatula Madness" was once part of a group devoted to making good animated original films. I'm sure he'd be very proud to see his characters in this thing that represents all thats wrong with parodies these days.

Oh Atlus rapes the Little Sister. Man, you sure are edgy. EDGY IN YOUR FACE TO THE X-TREME.

Also, you may or may not have any friends, but its never a good idea to do all the voices yourself. Especially if you can only do one voice. Each character sounded the same. Like a bad Cheech Marin impression. Had the dead raped little sister spoke, I'm sure she'd have sounded just like everyone else.
Actually, that would have made this funny.

Wasted potential really. I would have given this a zero but then that abused M-Bot thing would delete this review.

Either way, if you decide to try something like this in the future, don't. Just don't.
And now, to return to writing good reviews for good cartoons again.

ApothicFlash responds:

Reviews are supposed to be helpful and nice, not rude and slanderous. 4 different voice actors I found did the voices and yes I copied the unicorns so that way they would look exactly right.

IT'S A PARODY IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ORIGINAL!!! IT'S A DEVIATION OF SOMETHING EVERBODY ALREADY KNOWS!! SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

I'M A MAN I'M 40!! DON'T PICK ON A KID WHO'S DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!

[DailyDay4:CoolDr GitsSum]

wahaha

best dailyday submission by far.

you win a golden fff

CoolDrMoney responds:

Oh you jus sayin dat :)

[Dry Stone Walling]

lovely.

Never seen a flash cartoon done in this sort of art style.

It was very refreshing.

The cartoon was also really sad and well done, too. Nice nicey nice.

kyle-christie responds:

we trying to do something different with flash because its so versatile and reflects well like that. thanks for watchin and the comments.