ZekeySpaceyLizard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TooF Solid vs Croose]

I am TEH fanboy! Dis were not as gewd as toof4!!1

Dis were not as gewd as teh teoof 4 and i am teh 0ing it cuz i am teh bad-ass 11-year-old goth lawl.
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I kid, of course.
This episode was of pretty high quality.
I must say, the two cuban teeth's accents reminded me of the blue faceless characters from the "Bad Guys" series.
erm.

Insert long fascinating review right...............here.

MACception responds:

I'm a HUGE badguys fan, so, it's awesome to be associated with him :D

['The Name Game Trailer']

A couple of things.

1.) You are so totally ripping off Knox with the blue clay guys who have no faces. Come up with your own style of clay. One thats better than faceless blobs. There's people making clay movies 100 times better than what Knox does. Or at least use a different color of clay. Maybe give them some eyeballs. ANYTHING!

2.) Your flash-running movie player there was nice. But hoooooooo DOGGY the video quality was low! I realize you dont want a big file size, but this sucker's just a little over 1 meg. You could probably up the quality of the video quite a bit in flash and not go over the 5mb portal limit.

Other than that, woo for you.

ClayWay responds:

you so true about the quality but for some reason my max is 2mb

[Mario: Bob-Omb Battle]

Whoa....what the hell?

A sprite cartoon that doesnt suck?
A sprite cartoon that's interesting?!?

A sprite cartoon not filled with stupid jokes!?!??

A GOOD sprite cartoon!?!??

What the FUCK is happening?!??!?

*head a splodes*

JonBro responds:

I'd appreciate it if you toned down your excitement level to 'moderately calm' instead of 'explosively explicit'.

Thanks...!

[The Glass Toaster]

What a sad toaster. :C

This was quite a nice short funkeh music video.
It lagged so much on this slow crappy PC of mine.
Oh well.

squeakytoad responds:

Yes... poor little toaster. :(

Sucks about the laggy PC.

[Happy Happy Joy Joy]

I told you I'd shoot.

But you didn't beleive me!

WHY DIDNT YOU BELEIVE ME!?!??

Another lovely bouncy clocky outing by thee.

CrustClock responds:

You love to hate us.

{{{zeke}}}

[IDY in Baywatch]

Oh boy. Cliched crap.

Hey look everyone. Its yet ANOTHER anime-styled cartoon about some goofy character being a lifeguard and helping some chick with oversized boobs. And they are both weird dragon-creatures with bulging crotches.

Just what the world needs to see.

This is sarcasm, by the way.
Get a more original concept and stop repeating an art form that Japan invented. Disgusting. Come up with your own style.

Fonzu responds:

Are you fucking serious, mr.ZekeySpaceyLIZARD? So what's your character then? Wow, talk about hyprocites.