i bet you all thought I was going to post Kenny and the Chimp right? NO YOU MISERABLE CRETINS BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING THAT AND HAVE RUN THE JOKE INTO THE GROUND
As punishment you all get to watch the most hilariously terrible cartoon to ever be pooped out of the golden age of animation which BigArmyBug found and showed to me.
GASP at Bimbo the Bear's vacant expression and soulless eyes
SHOCK at Bimbo's abuse of his car that has a third-world-child's face
CRINGE at the atrocious animation and weird mouths and satanic voices from the underworld
Proof that rotoscope is bad:
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I hope you feel filthy from watching that.
And now for something good. The original pilot to the Plastic Man cartoon. Even though this toon was never greenlit (another brilliant decision by cartoon network), Tom Kenny returned later to do Plastic Man's voice in the Batman Brave and the Bold cartoon series which is actually pretty good.
But not as wacky as this:
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And for comparison purposes the slightly more silver-agey version that pops up on occasion on the new campy batman show
this clip shows plastic man's origin along with another hilariously bad batman villain everyone has forgotten known as Kite-Man. The stilt man to bruce wayne's peter parker. Luckily for us there was never a Stilt Man cartoon show. Anyway more plasticine goodness:
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And now a strange Russian cartoon I have no explanation for:
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And now ANOTHER strange cartoon I have no explanation for. BUT this one has an elephant. Yeah.
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And now,
KARNIVAL
a series of very bizarre toons about creatures doing things that some might deem unnatural.
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and to end this post, this commercial which disturbed me slightly
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see ya
General-Ivan
I would sacrifice a whole nation of the swine flu infected to have the Plastic Man cartoon greenlit.