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I didnt think this could be any more pathetic.
and then I saw that the pink mouse has boobs.
please.
watch the trailer.
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i don't get it.
It looks like someone made a motion picture for that boardgame mousetrap or whatever the fuck it was
HA!
`the fuck was that? a horrible-as-fuck ripoff movie? a lame attempt at a computer game? a short? a drunken mistake?
cooking mice...with splinter-cell like equipment...under a Mortal Kombat soundtrack..doing matrix bullet-time kung fu shit....dear god it makes me want to buy that dvd just so I can take a dump on it and flush it.
WILL OUR HEROES MANAGE? WILL THEY SAVE THEIR RAT FRIEND? AND SUCCESSFULLY TAKE OVER RIO DE JANEIRO SPREADING RABIES? I WONDER IF THE GOOFY GREEN MOUSE WILL DO SOMETHING SMART IN THE END TO SAVE THE OTHERS? AND IF THE COOL BLUE MOUSE, WILL MANAGE TO PLOW THE PINK BITCH, EVEN IF SHE WILL RESIST HIM AT FIRST?
seriously Zekey.. how do you find this stuff?
with the power of love.
Dont lie, you bought the DVD didnt you.
I'm gonna be honest. I want to. If only to see if the whole two hours of movie are as terrible as the website and trailer.
Hold on, why does it use the 'mortal kombat deadly alliance' character select screen music in the trailer? Hmmm...
looks even better than the original!!!!
Is trailler with two L's French or something? Or is it just spelled wrong?
Anyway... LOL.
God, you can't even pronounce the fucking title.
And this is more 'audio-nerd rage' if anything, but the way that 'yaaaahooooo!' is sampled in the menu is so goddamn terrible.
Just...wow.
it's really more of a "kraaaaaaaaaaacschuuuuuuu" sound
I ran.
the trailer isn't work on this computer so i'll have to use the other one.
but i don't think im missing much.
Remember when all CGI movies used to be mind-blowing box office smashes?
I want that feeling back.
It's like Ratatouille is being raped by Mission Impossible
I mean really.
"Rio de Janeiro, the Wonderful City, land of Ipanema, Corcovado, Sugar Loaf and... Ratatoing. A city where the most gifted chef in town is...
DRAMATIC PAUSE
a mouse!"
OMG WTF OMG WTF!
AND THEY GO ON CRAZY ADVENTURES? WHOA MAN, MY MIND IS BLOWN.
Oh well, it doesn't matter for I already have the trailer...
wow, i just the trailer......and i hated it.
alos, why is it in spanish?
and why is the quallity so damn awful?
1995 WANTS ITS ANIMATION BACK
yeah. that ruined my morning.
lolipop.
lma0
i watched this instead of sleeping
=) =D
You are teh coolest.
Hmmm... a cheap brazillian knockoff of Ratatouille, I see...
Duffi
It looks like a really bad joke.