A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Age 39, Male
talentless hack
IADT
Florida
Joined on 8/23/03
Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - September 17th, 2007
I didn't take it
Was it you?
Wasn't me!
THEN WHO?
WHO TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE GOD DAMN JAR?!?!?!
WELL?
NOONE'S FESSING UP EH?
ALRIGHT THEN. THATS FINE. THAT IS EL-FINE-OH WITH ME.
THE COOKIE JAR IS GOING IN THE GOD DAMN TRASH NOW
NO MORE COOKIES EVER. IN FACT NO MORE FOOD EVER.
GET YOUR COOKIE ASS UP IN YOUR COOKIE ROOM WHERE YOU CAN COOKIE STARVE FOR ALL I CARE.
I DETEST THE DAY YOU SLITHERED OUT OF MY SCROTE ON MY HONEYMOON. THANK SHIT YOUR MOTHER IS NOT HERE TO SEE YOU.
THANK SHIT.
fuck you dad!
get a fucking job , jesus christ. how old are you now? 30?
im not zekeys alt.
It was me...
THATS RIGHT A COMPLETE AND TOTAL STRANGER BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF STEALING A COOKIE.
AND NOW THAT THE COOKIE JAR IS IN THE TRASH MY PLAN HAS COME TO FRUITION
YES
THE COOKIE JAR IS IN THERE AND THE REST OF THE COOKIE IS OUT HERE AND IT'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!
*points at self twice*
also I'm nobody's alt
nah for tgsnt they prefer quicktime though i entered one last year just as a .swf and it got in
zzzzzzzz
DANGER! DANGER! MY HOOKS ARE FLAILING WILDLY!
fuck you I liked your earlier news post more >:(
So hot... you've fathered all of Newgrounds!
I took the cookie. I enjoyed doing so. It was very fun. Good luck catching me!!
"catching"
oh boy. a physical activity done in text actions.
you really do live in a fantasy world.
hay i heard we were role-playing in here!
i call Sonic!
oui oui
tu es PEN du PiG
je mange une sandwiche des chats
"sorry, but you are a fag, and fags go to hell. HOPE YOU ENJOY SUCKING THE DEVIL!!"
You heard him Zekey, God hates fags!
And God loves SPRITE MIOVIES!!!!!!!11
when did lizards start eating cookies... even stranger, when did lizards (especially zekey spacey ones) start using jars or start having hands???
The more the you know!
OH YEAH!? WELL YOU`R NOT MY REAL DAD, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
I WISH GRAMPA WAS HERE HE`D GIVE YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE!
YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE, YOU`LL BE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE YOU SON OF A BITCH.
WAIT AND FUCKING SEE.
help me
hey man if it wasn't for 'mass' i would have never even heard of subtle :)
Your cookies tasted like a bag of asses.
you will Comply !!
i want to kill cocoon in a verity of painful ways.
is that wrong?
MotherSpaceyLizard
im zekeys mother
ZekeySpaceyLizard
GO FALL INTO YOUR GRAVE ALREADY AND GIVE ME MY INHERITANCE