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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Oh hot damnnnnnnnnnnn

i'm sorry, its just that i heaven't watched the show in 8 years.

yea boi wut

naw tore yee usch

squidward's face reminds me of my botched sexchange opperation :/

Sell tickets so people can see your junk! You'll make millions!

Umm

no.

by the way, you should have made him chrome.

EVERYTHING IS CHROME. IN THE FUTURE.

FFFFEEEWWWWW CCCHHHUUURRRRR

That Squidward is perpetuating a negative stereotype towards other squidwards .

he's a squidda

lmao

You should join that madness collab, I think you'd learn allot from such a magnificent experience.

i wish i knew how to timebomb flash

you should make a video of madness charecters having gay buttsex and submit that to the collab, it'll be funny as hell if they really do use it.

go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
maybe you'll find someone else to help you
maybe black mesa
that was a joke, haha, fat chance
anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
look at me still talking, when there's science to do
when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
on the people who are still alive

Portal?

Is that you?
Are you in the Kitty Krew?
How do you know?
I heard it'll never snow. :(
I specialize in the worst genre of music, ever.
It's like, rubbish and shouldn't be listened to, no never.
Oh, I see that's Squidward,
I'd like a pound's worth.

Oh, I hope I don't get caught,
due to the fact that this comment has no thought.
So yeah, I'm listening to R.E.M.,
Totally righteous like my phlegm.
Not much to say here,
except that I enjoy fear.

No, seriously, I enjoy my nightmares,
And cheesy shocks, horrors and scares.
They give me a right laugh,
and I also enjoy a good bath.
I bet this is the best comment on your blog page for now,
No thought, no real interesting comment, yes, and how.
I probably could get a record deal if I continued this,
I've not been copying and pasting this shiz.
Never gonna give you up,
not even for a little pup.
Never gonna let you down,
Not even for something brown.
Never gonna turn around,
not even for a pound.
Never gonna hurt you,
Not even if I was paid a few.

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