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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

Age 38, Male

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banana

Your blog thingys are by far the best on Newgrounds.

Why do you say that you use too many motion tweens? >:C I think your cartoons have a great amount of frame by frame in them. Give yourself more credit.

And you make no money whatsoever from your animations? I thought you did...but I guess i'm wrong. And EVERYBODY gets snooty when they get famous for their cartoons, thats just how it works. You can tell yourself not to be before it happens, but it just ends up happening. Like you said, it's not necessary to talk to fans when people mindlessly give you attention anyway.

k i typed too much. I have no life. byebye

You truly are a starving artist, man. But that's okay, there are a lot worse things you could be. ;)

I'm not gonna get all snooty and stop talking to people if I ever "hit it big." :X

I can't say nothing more than I totally agree with you, even if i'm new on this site, I know this sort of things happen very often on other sites where you can submit things or play with other guys who are sitting on a chair at the other corner of the earth. The better they are, the more cruel they are with the newbies and those who aren't as good as them (even if they think they are the best(s)).

And... uh... (thinking of a random fruit) peach.

banana much?

apple

BANANA IS NOT A FRUIT IT IS AN ADJECTIVE

Nice rant. And I totally agree. You gotta stick with the people who made you big. Or, uh, the website.

Treachery is lame.

Monkey-Boy sucks

I'm allergic to bananas. :(

ello

As meaningless as this may sound to you I think you can "hit it big"
and if you end up forgetting us little people, well then I guess thats the way things are.

Also every time I eat bananas it activates my gag reflex causing me to throw up.

I fucking hate blogs. I couldnt even read this one which I assume didn't suck unless it was dick which were be a best thing yay.

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I really thought you had a blog before, I must be thinking of somebody else then.

I do. This thing isnt really a blog.

banana split.
nice rant btw, truely true.

humpf humpf

I once got an e-mail in response to my Foamy Secret Episode that went along the lines of:

"FUCK YOU MAN YOUR JUST JELOUS THAT YOULL NEVER BE AS RICH OR COOL AS ILLWILLPRESS AND FOAMY HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Rofl

I may suck at flash, but I always respond to every single review anyone leaves me. I may be a failure at graphical prowess, but I can make a few dozen people 'lol', and that's all that matters to me. I don't care about money or front page or getting an army of 13-year-old boys to suck my greasy penis, because my 'art' manages to make a handful of fucked-up people laugh, and I'd rather have ten intelligent (if slightly insane) fans than ten thousand morons.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with an artist making money off their work...as long as it's a bit more artistic than a single trace-bitmapped google image and some sped-up recorded voice...but there is something very wrong when hacks like that DO get paid for their 'work', and someone with your skills doesn't. Keep doing it, though, cuz what you do IS art, and while you might not become as popular as certain squirrel-raping fucks, at least you'll have the community's respect.

Hm fuck my reply is too serious. I'm not in a mood for fruits though, so I'll have a bite of my favorite vegetable, Terri Schiavo. Been saving this snack for years yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumyum

If indignity did not exist then what of dignity? Can things only survive if they have an opposite? Why should there be life then..because death should have an opposite.If that is true that does this mean that every human should live forever because we have an opposite?No. This means we have no opposite.Then what is the opposite of opposite?Nothing......I'm outta ideas.....chihuha chihuha chihuha chihuha chihuha chichuha chihuha chihua POOF
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