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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

Age 38, Male

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IADT

Florida

Joined on 8/23/03

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Well I don't know about you but I certainly learned alot

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But Daddy I've heard other people say that I should be wearing things called condom boots to protect myself from things called STDs AIDS and BABIES.
Is this true or are they just big fat stinky liars?

son, we call those fat stinky liars "negroids" and they are to be ignored at all costs

My word...

HAHAHAHA!!! Reading this has made my day. Thank you.

what if the woman has a willie like mine?

Daddy, I went up to a woman and tried to do her, but she slapped me repeatedly and called me a "pervert". What do I do now?

i don't know how to respond to such a godly post.

That is pure EPIC...

gotta watch out for those commies
theyll kill that nic boy

You should have posted this in General. It would have gotten 5+ pages.
pure
win.

the mods are shit. i'd have been banned for a month. fuck the bbs.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

:L....

DADDY, THE BAD PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL IN HEALTH CLASS SAY THAT MAKING BABIES IS BAD AND WILL ALWAYS KILL YOU SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY IF YOU DO IT. THEY ALSO SAY THAT EATING WILL MAKE YOU FAT AND KILL YOU WITH A HEART ATTACK. ARE THEY TRYING TO CORRUPT MY INNOCENT MIND? DO I HAVE TO FALCON-PUNCH THEIR LYING BITCH FACES UNTIL THEY VOMIT BEETLES AND MELT? CAN I DO THAT ANYWAY?

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THE MAN AIN'T NEVER GITTIN ME PUNK ASS CRACKAS!

aawww, but dad, i'm only 7 <:(