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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Didn't I told you that I wanted to join the next Goatse/Fat Anime Collab...?
Well, don't blame you, 'cuz my life has complicated a bit last month and I'd hated if a one of those projects had delayed by my fault...
Anyway, I'll try to get something done pre-emptively. If I get something done, I'll be sure to send it to you. Got to do it.

you did?
i cant recall

You're almost done with this 1 year and 9 month baby and to celebrate you should get the fuck out of the Blockbuster and get yourself a real job where there is a team of people to do this for you.

sure.
let me go buy myself a bottle of "impossible miracle comes true" and just pour it all over myself lusciously

it would be cool if flash evolved to be kinda like that insect easy bake oven where you just put a blank fla into the little oven and come out with award winning video game parodies.

Awesome Crawlers
i can hear the commercial them song in my head now
but now it's being interrupted by the
CROSSFIRE
DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIRE
(guitar)
CROSSFIRE
CROSSFIRE
CROSSFIRE
CROSSFIRE
CROOOOSSSSSS FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEE

Hey man! I didnt know you worked at blockbuster! I worked at Blockbuster too!

Used to take advantage of that whole 30 day only charges you 1.34 or somethin with all the games and I beat em B).

Man the manager hated me!

they dont let employees do that no more.

Hell yes. Wasn't there a board game that involved creating a clay bug through a molder and using it as your board piece?

i do not know!

I fucking loved making those delicious bugs as a kid.. damn I want mine back now :C

toys arent allowed to be fun anymore, matt

i still have one of those creepy crawlers in my closet... i havent cleaned my closet in 8 years...

anyways, probably a good thing you arent ever satisfied with your work, that way you wont end up settling for less than youre capable of (cough legendary frog cough)

i'm pretty satisfied with polypeptide
and i watched "Horoscope for Today" last night and I only cringed twice!

"D.) mario rpg is now on virtual console. just so's ya know"

no it isnt you goddamn asshole!!!

(i mean in the US at least... *sigh*...)

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrr

That is some really fantastic art you have in those galleries there

gameslaveclock holy crap
you are alive

This news post is now about

CROSS-FIY-AHHHHHHHHH!!!

YEAH! YEAH!

YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN IT!

CROSS FIIIIIIII YAAAAAAHHHHH

your stuff makes me smile zekey.

AAAAAAAAAA CRAWLERS

PLAY magazine is cool, but I'm at a toss up between it and EGM.

EGM is also pretty great
I think the worst by far is GamePro
I've never seen a magazine so obviously bribed by developers
It makes me har har har quite hard unintentionally

CREEPY CRAWLERS MOTHERFUCKER

Look out's polar bear!

Hye you should make a spinoff of the fat anime series.

how about the FAT HENTAI collab.

lol its the same thing

nah

The fat anime collab is so fucking sexy.

nah

crawly creepers

Fine news, news indeed.

Bugs creep the shit out of me... Oye-fucking-Vay, seriously.

I had something similar to that, except you couldn't eat it. It melted down and molded metal into pins of skulls and the like. My backpack in 3rd grade was covered with them.

i remember those
where you melted metal and it became a clear fluid and then it made little warhammer-esque figures
i always wondered how that stuff wasnt poisonous

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