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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

Age 39, Male

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1. Do you/ have you ever played a musical instrument?
2. Cashews - Yes or No?
3. what did you draw when you were a wee little thing?
4. About how much time do you spend animating every day?
5. 4 is a lame number so here's another sentence, not in the form of a question.

1.) I used to play violin a bit.

2.) cashews are good. but i prefer peanuts as they are less sweet.

3.) the same weird crap I draw now

4.) depends how tired I am

5.) this is not in the form of a question

If i was your neighbor, would we hang out together?

probably not

How is your love life? Do you have a certain special someone?
(No, I'm not coming on to you)

I did. She moved away. I haven't been in "the game" much as of late.

Why a duck?

truly remarkable!

Is?

yes.

Aren't you getting tired of answering these (dumb) questions? :P

not at all

How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Prediction: YOU WONT BE ABLE TO BE CLEVER THIS TIME BITCH!

It is common knowledge that the North American Woodchuck chucks wood at nearly 250 CPMs (chucks per minute)
However, the Russian Spotted Woodchuck has been clocked at chucking at over 300 CPMS

What's love got to do
Got to do with it?
What's love but a second hand emotion?

don't know what to say
a total eclipse of the heart

If Hitler wanted a Fourth Reich and asked you to be his advertiser for his new Holocaust and he was going to pay you an assload of money, would you do it?

as long as he didnt ask me to pay his gas bill.

GET IT? LOLLIOLILLOLOLLOLOLOOLUOLUOOLOL I AM FUNNY

You want it?

Bombs?

To PiGPEN:

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Which is roughly 5 trees a day

Do you like balls?

balls are good. SO good. in the mouth.

how big is ur cock?

it's stately

What would you change about newgrounds if you had the ability to?

If you could be an animal, what animal would it be?

What's your favourite colour?

Who's your favourite superhero?

1.) I'd delete the bbs for one thing. And I'd reorganize the top 50 to have more than 2-6 things worth watching in it. Ban sprites.

2.) sugar glider

3.) greyish red

4.) batman / Rorschach

If you had a cup, light piano music, 2 girls that were really hungry, and one had to take a huge shit, and a video camera, WHAT WOULD YOU DO!?

burn them all.

Why?

Launchpad McDuck is a pelican, not a duck.

Did you ever knooooo that you're my heeeeeeroooooooo.

(Srsly)

raise your standards

if team rocket was hiring people would you consider to join

dude of course!

seriously though can I smack you in the face with my dick so hard that my dick knocks out all your teeth and then ram my dick down your throat so hard that you gag and your eyes water and then shove my dick up your ass and then put my dick back in your mouth so that you have to taste your own shit and then cut off your dick and and then fuck the hole where your dick used to be like a pussy and then shit on you because you are a n****r without a dick?

yeah sure i see no reason why

FUCK it censored the N word! sfvsdvwdfvadvdskjvnadlvmskjdfn

i'm sorry but this is not in the form of a question

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