ZekeySpaceyLizard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bogs Flash Collection]

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This was very gewd.
It made me larf.
And the visuals were, for the most part, also very gewd.
GEWD I TELLS YA.

[Mario: Bob-Omb Battle]

Whoa....what the hell?

A sprite cartoon that doesnt suck?
A sprite cartoon that's interesting?!?

A sprite cartoon not filled with stupid jokes!?!??

A GOOD sprite cartoon!?!??

What the FUCK is happening?!??!?

*head a splodes*

JonBro responds:

I'd appreciate it if you toned down your excitement level to 'moderately calm' instead of 'explosively explicit'.

Thanks...!

[The Glass Toaster]

What a sad toaster. :C

This was quite a nice short funkeh music video.
It lagged so much on this slow crappy PC of mine.
Oh well.

squeakytoad responds:

Yes... poor little toaster. :(

Sucks about the laggy PC.

[TANKMEN]

Oh good glory on toast.

Funny, with magnificient graffiti-esque design.
I mean the backrounds, the two-tone character designs.

Just......dare I say.....perfect?
We can only sit back and wait to see if you will be making more.

JohnnyUtah responds:

irs totally not perfect, but it will be eventually!

[Coffee.]

THIS is your first cartoon?! Damn!

Well done!
You're a begginer and already an expert.
Perfect pacing, story, timing.
It was humorous and cute.
You'll be famous here in no time.
This was a great little cartoon!

[FLCLNX]

This took you 7 months?

How?
This, a movie that uses like....8 predrawn (and stolen might I add) sprite animations....that just fly across the screen to a nice song.....took you 7 months?

How in the fuck?
First off, this has nothing to do hardly with FLCL, which is probably one of the most brilliant independent animations to emerge from Japan's bloated animation industry.

But.....all you've done here, is download animations from a videogame, and make them jiggle about the screen. And the only mild similarity it has to FLCL at ALL is that you put MegamanX on the red hoverbike.

Thats it.
Things like this make me sick. You didnt come up with your own characters. You yanked them from popular video games. You took a concept from a great tv show (rather than create your own).

Something like this should have taken you maybe a few days to do, seeing as almost none of it required you to actually CREATE any of it.

But of course, the idiots of this website will vote5 automatically because it contains Naruto (aka DragonballZ with ninjas) and blow this crap's score high out of the water.

Absolutely sickening.
Sprite movies are all the same.
How about you LEARN TO DRAW....and stop leaching off the hard work of underpaid video-game artists in japan? Or is that too hard for a guy who names himself after a FinalFantasy character?

Cloud-Orion responds:

1.I used these from sheets and animated them myself. I also said that it took little time, just procrastination and a school-life.

2.I just wanted a simple humorous flash loosely based on the scooter scene from FLCL

3.I didn't download any animations, just sheets.

4.I know they're from games. its a sprite movie.

5.Backgrounds are hard and it did only take a few days of work. Just put off for a while.

6.I did not make this for fanboys. I just used sprites at random that fit the theme.

7.Sprite animation is easier, but still not easy. Plan to learn to draw. If i could i would. And I'm not named for a FF character. Its based on the Orion Cloud...you know...in deep space. also based on Bit Cloud from Zoids and Orion the greek mythological hero.

[PICONJO: FINAL CONFESSION]

A laughathon.

I do beleive I nearly pee'd myself laughing when Onizuka crammed the Toady on top of the golden winky.

Well done.

Funneh.

<3

[crabs]

Practically perfect.

When it comes to making catchy bizarre music and happy insane flash videos to go with it, noone is close to your coolness, Mr.Picking.

And your crazy bold visual style is unmatched.

Somewhere out there, some dumb fellow who has seen this is shoving crabs into his mouth as we speak. Oh sad fate.

[Happy Happy Joy Joy]

I told you I'd shoot.

But you didn't beleive me!

WHY DIDNT YOU BELEIVE ME!?!??

Another lovely bouncy clocky outing by thee.

CrustClock responds:

You love to hate us.

{{{zeke}}}

[Flash Comedy Extravaganza]

Holy Awesome Bladder Fuck!

Wow, you added a hell of alot more to that then I thought there was going to be when you showed me the preview.

Brilliant of course.
I'm sure it will be in but weeks before the toadies low vote this right out of the top 50, but the fact thats its #1 right now shows 2 things:

a.) perhaps newgrounders are starting to actually acquire "taste"

b.) that eating spicy peanuts at 4am will make you sheite out your stomach the next morning

Does point b matter? No.
Rtil, this cartoon was awesome. Beautifully smooth animation, hilarious voices and just a nice way of slapping the idiots who dwell here in the face.

Godspeed, my friend.