ZekeySpaceyLizard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Llama the movie: Trailer]

Llllllaaammmmaaaa

Here's a llama
There's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Lllama llama duck!

This was pretty damn good for your first flash.

[Goomba ep. 2 high speed]

If I might quote you again...

Wow! Great use of tweens! So much better than doing any REAL animation!

(quoting you again) - End quote

FatBadger responds:

was your first attempt at flash this good???? NO.

[Goomba ep. 1 high speed]

If I might quote you....

HOHO!

Good use of tweens! Alot better than doing any REAL animation!

-end quote

FatBadger responds:

read my author info...first ever flash animation.. I didnt know anything back then...Show me your first ever attempt to do something in flash you idiot!!!

[Foamy - A Parody]

HAHA!

So true!
The sad part is, this contained about ten times the animation of an episode of Foamy.

And ten times the humor!

And it made me giggle like a drunk japanese school girl!

[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

And here we go again....

Once again a new Foamy flash cartoon is out.
One cant help but wish that for once, just once, some actual integrity were put into one of these.
The problem with these is that Foamy is once again "ranting" about something that honestly affects noone. Sadly, almost everything Foamy "rants" about has been ranted about before by people much smarter, funnier, and interesting then him.
If you are going to rant about something, rant about CNN or any of these other government controlled so-called "media outlets" that are on the television giving us their skewed version of the News.
But attacking field reporters shows a clear abundance of ignorance in Foamy. If you are going to rant about something, be certain you actually have some knowledge about it first. Or would you prefer that feild reporters LEAP into the churning ocean and nearly drown themselves so rescue workers have EVEN more people wo pluck from the clutches of death? Or did Foamy and his "squirrley wrath" not think of that?

Secondly, as with all of these, we see no animation.
Foamy has no mouth. Why? All he does is talk. He shreiks, and he waves his arms. His feet never move, his face barely moves. For a character whose gift is gab, it's incredulous that he has no mouth. Watching this cartoon with the volume down is like watching a grey pillowcase with 2 flailing arms and massive bug eyes sit there wriggling around in a vain attempt to beat itself to death.
Of course, I'm sure if Foamy DID have a mouth, it would be a looping movie clip like Germaine's mouth so no actual lip-sync work would need to be done. If I might quote you:

"and before folks say "this cartoon is dumb and simple"....i'm aware of it's simplicity.....it wasn't made to get ratings or whatever."

Then why was it made? Lazyness. You might as well shout in your author's comments "THIS TOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO MAKE."
And yes you still got a score over a 3. Proving once again that the massive hordes of 12-15 year old idiots who have clogged this website with their ample stupidiy still have the power to overrate things.

Lets be honest. There are blammed cartoons about BARNEY that have about 5 times the animation (and humor) of this "storybook"
Honestly one day, I can see a future where Foamy doesnt move at all.
He will stand perfectly still. 1 frame of animation. With a voice track playing in the backround. And people will still vote highly because it's foamy. And then the users here wonder why other animation websites constantly talk smack about Newgrounds.
"Why doesnt newgrounds get respect?"

This is why.
From things like this getting such high scores for no effort.

[GG - Dual_Glock Movies]

You will curse the day you did not do...

EVERYTHING THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, this was gugtacular.

And that batman thing is hilarious! Thank god that horrible show is cancelled and near forgotten so it can never besmudge the story of Batman again!

Dual-Glock responds:

lol indeed

[Daily2oon08292005]

FIX YOUT FLASH

This was a great Daily2oon.
Its also the most truthful.

That Inuyasha thing was spot-on as was the Bill Gates commentary.

[Daily2oon08272005]

You owe me new pants.

Because I just pee'd mine from laughing so hard!

Another great Daily2oon!

And good use of the MOSKOW song.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

youre a MOSKOW

[Daily2oon08252005]

Damn, mayun.

This one rocked INDEPENDENT FILM STYLE!
It's by far the most "artistic" dailytoon yet!

Me likey long time.

[LL - The Seizure Collab 2]

Holy crap!

I laughed!
I cried!
I pooped my pants!

This was crazy mad awesome hyper wonderful with funtime things nice wryyyyy!

I love you locks! You bring a smile to my heart and a tear to my mouth!

FryLock responds:

I'm glad you pooped your pants.