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Well thanks. It was funny.
I'm glad you like my horrible flash cartoons.
Although this kinda creeped me out a bit.
Boy this review is short.
asdajsfskdjf.

Yes, quite, indeed.

MetalDart responds:

YAY! The reviews I was waiting for! :D
Yeah, it was creepy, but I'm just glad you enjoyed it.
Happy Birthday Zekey! :D

Its Zero's birthday?

Noone tells me anything anymore! >:U

Anyways this was hilarious and hell and everything moved with an obscene smoothness we've come to always expect from your quality flash toons. Blah blah blah, awesome.

Holy fucking shit.

This cartoons is not only hilarious, original, and well-scripted.

But its also disturbingly accurate.

God, the opium gerbils had me in tears.

Brilliance!

Amazingly proffesional.

Seriously now, if something as good as this cartoon drops out of the Top50, then Newgrounds is lost.

Great animation, drawings, characters, and the perfect song to go with it.

Its fantastic. What tiny flaws it has are so completely and utterly trampled by the sheer excellence of everything else.

Wow!

I think Farkwad didnt like this cartoon at ALL!

I however loved it as much as I love John R. Dilworth.

As much as I love beans.

And as as much as I (INSERT THING HERE)

TheStarSyndicate responds:

my cat caught a lizard and ate it today WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT THAT

Refreshingly creative!

That was wonderfully imaginative!
How all the different wee tools and machines and robots designed the human being, even conditioning his mind to have knowledge about the world around him, and the intriguing part where they decided what talents he would have.

Brilliant, brilliant!
I also got a quick laugh out of the "there is no life factory" bit

OrigamiNugget responds:

I got a review from Zekey..? Do I.. Do I give you money now?

Lmfao.

No seriously though.

That had the best writing of anything I've seen in forever.

I literally laughed my ass off.

My whole ass.

Its going to take weeks of therapy to use it properly again.

I could sue you.

But I wont.

I'm merciful.

"every little thing she does is magic"

Euphoric

This cartoon is exactly why I have always enjoyed your films, FoxCatO.

You do your own thing. You're one of the most original artists here, and its a shame you dont get the respect you deserve.

The cartoon itself was great.
Strange new art style from you, and an odd plot. Like stuck somewhere between a dream and a nightmare. Even the ideals behind the cartoon seemed to evolve into something different by the end.

Overall, I'd say this and Ambulance are your best works. Congrats on frontpage.

Foxcato responds:

Thanks alot Zekey.
It's nice to hear from a great artist like you:)

wtf its done already!

Geez I didnt know you guys were already almost done with this.

It came out fucking awesomeley.

Hell yes. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Wooyay!

Starberry responds:

dont worry that means you're using your time for good and justice;;;

An odd mix.

I think you were trying to do something different with this flash in particular.

And by that I mean what you decided to convey. Alot of your cartoons usually have these odd meanings and juxtapositions, while others are just plain out comedies with odd conflict between odd characters.

And I think thats why alot of people are reviewing this confused. You really did do something different. Rather than making a cartoon with some sort of moral, or tragic story, or weird gleefully sadistic characters....you have shown us somewhat of another dimension. Its as if you've just given us a window into an entirely other world (a much happier and colorful one that usually we see in your flash), and have allowed us to just watch the little people deal with something they are unfamiliar with. No odd meanings, no kafka-esque dark subtleties, no twist ending. Just a spectacle of a little weird world full of little people reacting and having a short adventure with a scrote-like tree that changes their state of mind.

I can see why you are proud of this one. Its completely off in its own place. Not like anything on this website or anything like you usually make.

I noticed someone earlier complaining that the graphics "were not good" because the characters were almost like stick figures. And while, admittedly, there isnt as much detail on the actual backrounds and drawings as you usually do, its rather obvious thats the style you were going for. It was like colorful drawings children would do blended with your usual dark slighly Edward Gorey-esque drawing style.

Overall this was an odd little short, but entertaining. It moved along at a much slower pace than most of your films, and at times, one did sort of sit there and wonder "when will something happen?"
You've made enough films where I think this something you did on purpose and not some mistake on timing like many authors do in flash.

Overall, I think its good that you're back from wherever you were. This website has been horribley plagued with godawful Steve Irwin and sprite cartoons, so its good to see something worth watching again.

Boy, what a long a boring review I have written here. Its 4 am, and I should be asleep, but being an insomniac, its not going to happen at this point. I need to buy horse tranquilizers. asdasdjfhs,nbf.

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