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beautiful

i could not beat the squid boss
and now i am sad

:C

thats how sad I am

also beautiful graphics

Ansel responds:

rum is the secret

rum cures all problems dealing with pirates

fun

a good time waster and the graphics are so silly and cute with the ragtime music

gewd jorb.

Coaly responds:

thanks, it's silly indeed.

dude. give credit where its due.

This game is great.

However, it's also a complete ripoff of the Kirby racing minigame in Kirby's Magic Paintbrush for the Nintendo DS.

- You hit food for powerups
- enemies float in midair
- lollipops with squiglies that are ripped right from kirby make you invincible

- you draw a candy-cane line with your hand

I mean, hey, the game is great. And hell, you have good taste to copy such a good video game, but fuck dude.

At least give Kirby some credit.

The only difference between this and the Kirby game is that you have rings in this game and that you added the clever innovation of allowing your character to go upside down changing the gameplay dynamic.

Kickass game, but nowhere NEAR an original concept.

:/

Basset-Hound responds:

This game was based off that kirby game but is really different if you begin to compare.
In this game your speed won´t slow down after a boost,in here you can´t die,in here you go a LOT faster,you have a pizza that makes you go hyper,the lolli makes the gravity twist,the left-click makes it better to dodge,Line Runner is not sticking to the line like in Kirby,its not a race against someone,survival mode is completely different and the free run is good practice.
So you can´t just say that this is a complete ripoff.

adorable

I honestly am not sure what the heck that was. Or that I understood it. I hated chemistry so much back in high school.

Very cute silly pseudo-educational thing you've made here.

Best run good, boy.

BEST RUN REEAAALLL GOOOOD. >:U

Ansel responds:

OH SHIT ITS ZEKEY. yeah, chemistry = not good.

....hang on a minute....

I understand the basics of programming a game like this. People program in-flash art and drawing programs all the time.

But....how....did you make it so that the line the crayon drew was a bitmapped line as opposed to a vector? How the heck? If not, it must be some crazy new-fangled flash8 effect.

It really looked like crayon drawings on wax paper.

Very fun.

Its like a nintendo DS minigame.

jmtb02 responds:

Hellllllllloooo! I love your work btw.

Anyway because you asked, here is a small breakdown of the code...

//Set the initial cursor location
prevx = _xmouse;
prevy = _ymouse;
onEnterFrame = function () {
//Generate a random color
tap = Math.round(Math.random()*0xFFFFFF);
//Draw the first thin line
moveTo(prevx, prevy);
lineStyle(3, tap, 70);
lineTo(_xmouse, _ymouse);
//Draw a second thicker line that leaves smudges by not drawing to the same location
moveTo(prevx, prevy);
lineStyle(8, tap, 10);
lineTo(_xmouse+random(6)-3, _ymouse+random(6)-3);
//And reset the previous coordinate
prevx = _xmouse;
prevy = _ymouse;
};


So basically, every frame, it just draws two lines between the previous cursor location from last frame, one thick and one thin.

Thanks so much for the awesome review, looking forward to future works.

-jmtb02

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Once again Leoz, you provide Newgrounds with an umatched experience.

A LIVE ACTION computer game.
Brilliant in every possible way.
Cute aliens, great integration of live action and simple animation.
Perfectly working actionscript.
Funny as hell.

Yes, this game definitely deserves the big old 5 the proletariots here refuse to give it. This is unlike anything else on the internet. Not even that dang crazy-chicken guy from BurgerKing can match the brilliance of something like this.

And that look on your face in the bathroom = lawlfest

And now.... catterpillar. (*o*)))))))))))))))))>

LeoZ responds:

always a pleasure zekey :)

Nice.

But the hit dtection is waaaay off.

If the shy guy even comes near enemies he asplodes. You might wanna fix that as it makes the game one of those "this can only be beaten by a supercomputer" affairs.

Besides that, this rocked me like a hurricane.

InfectedSoul responds:

i've beaten it. ill try and work on more accurate hitTest. thanks for the reviews

\o/

This game made my liver dance and sing with happiness.

I just wish my comp ran a bit faster. (it runs rather poopily on a slow comp).

BlueHippo responds:

<3 zekey.

Kickass.

You took a classic arcade game and made it better.

I salute you, patron of gaming.

May your camels never run dry.

I voted 5 for this sucka.

trunks62 responds:

Lol... glad you liked it...
I wanted to work more on it but I could never really dedicate myself to the game. Anyways... thanks for the review

Oh snappledy-shimp! That Warthog be pimp!

Nice little game thing. Very creative.

Rated 5

PODmedia responds:

Thankyou!

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