Score: 10

"w0t"

submission: TOFA Collection

date: December 27, 2007

Road Man. Driving in the road van. Found it was too late to slow the van.
Road Man. Slow it down. You will get there safe and sound, he said no no no. NO NO NO. No, no. The show must go on.

My favorite is still the brink of existence. The R+S production music and camera shots just make it so good.

Score: 10

"i laughed. i cried."

submission: RWD: 006 Christmas 07

date: December 26, 2007

it moved me. in ways i never felt before. deep down...in my trousers.

Score: 9

"woo"

submission: S.A.M.V. 6

date: December 16, 2007

I didn't laugh. But I was thoroughly amused and entertained. The script is solid, the voice acting is good, the characters arent annoying.
AND, best of all, it's a cartoon not drawn in an overused anime style!

And for that, good sirs, I voted 5.

Keep up the good work. This is better than most things on tv.

Score: 10

"hooray"

submission: SAATANA

date: December 15, 2007

I loved this, just as I love all your unique weird flash things.

This one gave me a distinct Lovecraft vibe though. Intentional?

Score: 9

"my god"

submission: Bill Murray Apocalypse

date: December 13, 2007

If only poor Bill Murray himself were still alive to see this. He would shed a tear no doubt. A tear made of the glee and laughter he so unselfishly gave to America in his long and arduous career.
Oh Bill. Oh Billy Bill.
Oh Billy Bill Billiam Billed Bill Bill.

also: funny freakin cartoon
IDEH

Score: 10

"what the shit!?!?!?"

submission: Buetz Mich

date: December 12, 2007

I have no clue what I just watched. But it made me rather moist. Rather moist indeed.

It featured four studdly men bellowing music in another language. I know not what language it was and for all intents and purposes will assume it was from the moon.

10/10

Score: 2

"Please."

submission: Super MarioWars (Trailer)

date: December 11, 2007

If you feel you must make a sprite cartoon, at least put in some effort and give it a backround.

Staring at two colorful pixxelated blobs whaking each other with shoddily edited lightsabers is hard enough. It's harder when they are on a bland black backround.

If this is only a trailer, I cant say I'm looking forward to the final product too much.
Why not surprise everyone and make it hand-drawn instead of sprites?

Score: 3

"sigh."

submission: Biosock

date: December 5, 2007

I try very hard these days NOT to write bad reviews on things, but I feel I really have to in this instance, seeing as I love Bioshock and all the reviews on this are so hilariously overscored due to fanboys.

First, it's great that you played Bioshock. It's bad that you made this parody. It's also bad that alot of the graphics in this are traced. Every bioshock flash made since the game was released have all traced the same Big Daddy concept art that is readily available on the game's official site.

I cant understand WHY people trace these. It doesnt make the drawings any more realistic. And honestly, I'd much rather see someone's own art style forming an interpretation of a Big Daddy instead of the same bland traced flash drawings used in every Bioshock flash ever.
So I'm just going to assume you have no artistic integrity as your Big Daddy accused. I guess you cant animate either as all the characters were bad pencil-tool drawings whose 2-3 body parts were paintfully tweened around with motion tweens. Hardly animation and painful to look at.
The backrounds were traced bitmaps.

You also forgot to tell any jokes in this. But I'm quite certain this wasnt meant to be a comedy because nothing funny happened in it. Just characters gabbling stuff at each other.
Pointing out the obvious isnt funny. "you're supposed to be looking for a little sister" Oh I GET IT! He's not doing his job. What an absolute barrel of laughs. :/
Oh and you stuck the Charlie the Unicorn characters in this. Oh that's trendy. As opposed to poking fun at the situations in the game, instead you referenced a popular flash in order to get something people recognized into the cartoon to ensure they would vote 5. Well how very clever. You ripped the Unicorns straight from the flash, too. Didnt even bother to trace them.

Too much work I guess, to draw simple a unicorn.

Ironically, the chap who made "Charlie the Unicorn" and "The Last Unicorn" and "Spatula Madness" was once part of a group devoted to making good animated original films. I'm sure he'd be very proud to see his characters in this thing that represents all thats wrong with parodies these days.

Oh Atlus rapes the Little Sister. Man, you sure are edgy. EDGY IN YOUR FACE TO THE X-TREME.

Also, you may or may not have any friends, but its never a good idea to do all the voices yourself. Especially if you can only do one voice. Each character sounded the same. Like a bad Cheech Marin impression. Had the dead raped little sister spoke, I'm sure she'd have sounded just like everyone else.
Actually, that would have made this funny.

Wasted potential really. I would have given this a zero but then that abused M-Bot thing would delete this review.

Either way, if you decide to try something like this in the future, don't. Just don't.
And now, to return to writing good reviews for good cartoons again.

Score: 10

"wahaha"

submission: DailyDay4:CoolDr GitsSum

date: December 1, 2007

best dailyday submission by far.

you win a golden fff

Score: 10

"lovely."

submission: Dry Stone Walling

date: November 29, 2007

Never seen a flash cartoon done in this sort of art style.

It was very refreshing.

The cartoon was also really sad and well done, too. Nice nicey nice.