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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Score: 8
SWEENEY Todd

"awe inspiring"

submission: SWEENEY Todd
date: January 24, 2008

tim burton WISHES his movie were this good
johnny depp WISHES he had that much range
helena bonham carter WISHES she looked that hot

Good stuff overall. I hope it gets nominated for an oscar.

January 24, 2008

Author's Response:

I am KAS GOD OF CHAOS

everything I write is sacred

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Score: 8
TANKMEN .5

"wiffle ball"

submission: TANKMEN .5
date: January 24, 2008

I really shouldnt like these things.
I really shouldnt.

But damnit, I enjoy them so much. I could sit here and point out all the stuff that I normally give cartoons lower scores for. But it wouldnt change the fact I like these so damn much.

It must be all the camp. It does things to your mind.

January 24, 2008

Author's Response:

i know i know...im a tweening faggot

still, i expected something lower so im grateful...i think

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Score: 10
RWD: 009 Feliz Cumpleaños

"hooray"

date: January 19, 2008

how old IS luis now? 48? 49?

nogfish

fishnog

January 19, 2008

Author's Response:

My guess is somewhere in the neighborhood of the sun and the moon.

ZekeySpaceyLizard

LizardSpaceyZekey

SpaceyLizardZekey

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Score: 8
Taxi

"quite funny"

submission: Taxi
date: January 19, 2008

graphics arent stupendous but they arent in an anime style and there's some traditional animation here.
The voices are awful but I think that makes it even funnier.

And its short. Thank god its not long and killed the funny before the end.
A nice wee package.
Good job.

January 19, 2008

Author's Response:

Yay! Thank you. :)

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Score: 4
XXXI 1 : Outcast

"DESERVES a 4/10"

submission: XXXI 1 : Outcast
date: January 11, 2008

When I first watched this flash it seemed like there was no sound. But there was text scrolling up the screen.

"oh the volume must be too low" I thought.

SO I turned up the volume so I could hear the worst attempt at an English accent ever.
You might have worked hard on the backrounds and plot, but this lacks any polish at all.
So lets just break it down into some easy to read points whats wrong here

*** first is the voices. the volume is too low and the sounds are too loud, thus drowning out the voices. Also all the accents were awful. You sound like you're 12. But a better mic, they dont cost much. It sounds like you're shouting through a hotdog bun. It's so muffled. And get some voice actors. All the characters sound like preteen kids.

*** Its nice that you made your own original sprites but these dont look good. Very generic "fantasy genre" designs. Also, animation in flash where you tween all the body parts of your characters around doesnt look good. It never has. It looks cheap and unnatural and lazy.

Things I liked:

*** the plot. if you could make this look not so crappy, it could be a very nice series. but as of now it looks like a newbie at flash did it.

*** the backround art. particularly the forest. light grey color pallets and soft lighting choices made it look very nice. the only trouble is, your tiny rectangular characters stick out way too much with their bright colors and pencil-tool outlines.

Of course, you're not going to read anything I wrote and will just whine that I didnt give it a 10/10 due to your own arrogance.

I hope you try harder next time.

January 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Lol, I use my sucky speaker & still can hear it fine, dude.

But drawing to me are good, it juz some of the movement, so I'll fix on that, I think.
I thinking the drawing style of the character r to be cartoonish, so it'll have a quite thick lines... but I dunno what u mean by rectangular character, its not rectanglular shape, for sure..

Btw, I dint ask for 10/10 score, juz a fair review & scores.
4/10 sounds like I dont even dont give a fuck to my own work, aight?

Appreciate u time

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Score: 10
Advenntuers Of Mareo Man

"hahahah"

date: January 11, 2008

funny

also a great tribute to arfenhouse

January 20, 2008

Author's Response:

Heh... This wasn't intended to be a tribute to Arfenhouse, but yeah, I can see how it could be one.

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Score: 10
Disk extermination

"ooh"

submission: Disk extermination
date: January 7, 2008

Everything really meshed here. The black and white with occasional grey tones really gave the feel of watching an animated comic.

And it was funny, and the backrounds were all shaded very well.
Quite professional.

Oddly, the animation reminded me of Bill Plymptons work, although I cant put my finger on why exactly. Either way, good stuff.

January 7, 2008

Author's Response:

Bill Plymptons! He is seldom known in Japan. However, being compared with a veteran's creator is glad.

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Score: 10
Coffee Break.

"yay"

submission: Coffee Break.
date: January 6, 2008

I was so hoping you would do this.

As stated before, I like this quite a bit.
Quite a bit indeed!

January 11, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks a lot Zekey:)

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Score: 10
RWD: 008 Nash Bunny

"ooh"

date: January 4, 2008

That was pretty badass. Like some sort of combo between Inspector Gadget, XJ9, and an adorable bunny.

nogfish.
fishnog.

January 4, 2008

Author's Response:

Thankyousir glad you could take pleasure in viewing this movie of a flash variety.

zekeyspaceylizard.

lizardspaceyzekey.

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Score: 9
Santa borrows a Guitar

"that WAS shocking."

date: January 3, 2008

I don't use the term "I lol'd" much but thats the only term that can accurately describe what I just saw.

Very very cute, and the timing on everything was just awkward enough to make it suprising and funny. Good stuff.

January 3, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks man. :]

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