Score: 9

"Wow."

submission: I Cant Stop Raving

date: November 22, 2004

That fucking rocked.
Thats always been one of my favorite techno tracks.
Hurrah!

Score: 7

"Oh Blah!"

submission: The Jamtrix

date: November 21, 2004

so he made a Weebl and Bob parody and a matrix parody.
And you people are all getting so pissed at him for it.
Christ, people, pull the rods out your asses and try to enjoy something for once.

Anyway....

This was cute. The sound is DESPERATELY in need of streaming sync.
But the animation and idea was quite nice.

I vote thee 5 for entertainment.

Score: 7

"Warning:"

submission: Stupid artist!

date: November 20, 2004

Alot of people are gonna hate this becuase its not filled with blood, and it has no color.
But those people are dimwitted buckets of crap.

This is good because:

A.) Its very creative

B.) Its obviously meant to look this way

C.) Its all frame-by-frame animation which is good.

Score: 9

"Kickassery to 10th degree."

submission: Cold Blooded Killer

date: November 19, 2004

There's alot of violent animations out there.
But very few have style.

You have it oozing out the ying-yang here. From the camera angles, to the grey-scale of colors, the wonderful choreography of the action, and the music. Lots of frame-by-frame animation here.
Tres excellante, monsieur.
Tres bon!
Very Nice.

Score: 7

"Wow."

submission: HORNY HENTAI PUSSY QUIZ

date: November 17, 2004

First of all. Yes this is turd of the week.
So I should probably be rating this thing all 0's and leaving some kind of sarcastic comment.

But I wont?
Why?
Because as crap as this thing is, it made me laugh histerically. Its so irrelevant and full of anger and frustration at Flash. I nearly shat myself this morning from giggling at it.

But if you really look at this, there is a deeper meaning. Darkstar made this cartoon out of frustration. And I feel his pain. Flash is a gruesomely frustrating program.

And that is why I rated this a 7.
Because I think most Flash artists can feel the annoyance this poor man is going through, and despite it, he still made this hilarious.

That is all. Foogle doogle.

Score: 7

"Very nice."

submission: (k)15 Deaths Later

date: October 29, 2004

Very few stick-figure-fight movies impress me, but your use of png's to make motion blurs and the high frame rate make this one a winner.

woo.

Score: 9

"How does this only have a 3.05?"

submission: The Tree

date: October 11, 2004

You people on this website are such violence and movie parody whores, when something good comes along you people cant appreciate it for what it is.

Mr. Hakim, this is a remarkable flash. First, the animation is beautiful, from the finger digits, to the txture of the tree, to the walk cycles, and the 3d way the characters moved around.

The song you picked was awesome as well. This is a masterpeice, pure and simple. Rarely do flash cartoons move me, but htis one did.

This is SO going in my favorites.

Score: 9

"Wonderful."

submission: BET

date: October 11, 2004

And masterful.
A.) You picked one of my favorite music tracks

B.) The timing in this was spectacular, and their was no voice in this. I love silent toons. Overall a wonderful toon, Threethrees.

Score: 8

"Nice-a-rooni!"

submission: You wanna eat some rice?

date: September 24, 2004

I love weird Flash cartoons.
This was wonderful in so many ways.

I add thee to my favorites!!!1

Score: 8

"Nice"

submission: Cell phones and cars

date: September 13, 2004

I love weird random Flash toons.

And you picked a GREAT song to use.

(Yellow Sub is one of my favorite movies)

Most Newgrounds folk dont take kindly to this sort of thing.

Show this to the folks at Albinoblacksheep . com
They'll love it.
Beleive me.