Score: 10

"My hero!"

submission: The Fuhrer's Face

date: September 4, 2005

Despite the controversial matter, I loved this alot!
The original Der Fuhrer's Face cartoon starring Donald Duck was always one of my favorite cartoons. (I even have a copy of the original in my hard drive). It was such a hilarious great way of lampooning the Nazis.

And I like the reference to the original Disney short in your parade-o-Nazis!

Everything was good in this. Good drawings, hilariously silly frame-by-frame animation and BUNNIES.

You sir, have crafted a fantastic cartoon and should be very VERY proud of yourself!

*claps, appauds and farts*

Score: 1

"If I might quote you again..."

submission: Goomba ep. 2 high speed

date: September 3, 2005

Wow! Great use of tweens! So much better than doing any REAL animation!

(quoting you again) - End quote

Score: 1

"If I might quote you...."

submission: Goomba ep. 1 high speed

date: September 2, 2005

HOHO!

Good use of tweens! Alot better than doing any REAL animation!

-end quote

Score: 9

"HAHA!"

submission: Foamy - A Parody

date: September 1, 2005

So true!
The sad part is, this contained about ten times the animation of an episode of Foamy.

And ten times the humor!

And it made me giggle like a drunk japanese school girl!

Score: 7

"So wrong. So offensive. So hilarious."

submission: deletepix01

date: September 1, 2005

Yet another hilarious flash clearly made to piss people off.
But Pixelclock...this was a brilliant concept.
And while yes, horrifically offensive in ever possible way, I giggled like a hyena throughout the whole thing.

The hilarious way Sebastian's mouth moved to the whale-thing that kept popping into the screen.

I was in tears from laughing by the end.

I only wish you had done the whole song.
It's one of the catchiest songs ever. And now I shall never get it out of my head.

(and you put the cute Shit character in yay)

Score: 8

"You know what's the biggest irony of this?"

submission: Hurricane Katrina tribute

date: September 1, 2005

If Illwillpress had submitted this EXACT SAME cartoon you guys have made, it would be on the front page right now. Regardless of whether it was good or not. It would also have a score above a 3.5 and a bunch of sheep who worship shitty animation writing reviews like:

"foamy is a god"

"foamy is informing me of the issues"

"foamy is so brave being in new orleans helping people"

I have a little NEWS FLASH for you Foamy-loving dunderheads.
He is NOT in Louisiana. He is a guy preaching hypocrisy over a microphone. And once he finished that Foamy cartoon you all love so much you know what he probably did? He probably took a dump. Or ate some food. Or napped. Or all three at once. Not a care in the world other than knowing he can spoon-feed you all vomit and you'll lap it up.

Some hero. You foamy-lovers are morons.
Rant over.
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Anyways, these cartoons were nice. Crudely drawn and silly made of course to anger people about a controversial event. I laugh however. I love you, F00D.
I must say my favorite was the one with Piclownjew for obvious reasons.

Score: 10

"*bows*"

submission: Daily2oon08312005

date: August 31, 2005

I am honored to have gotten 3 cartoons into this Best Of.

And I really must congratulate F00D.

That scene where the anime rejects have slaughtered each other and fall from the sky in slow motion with that music is just....beautifullly done.

It honestly feels like a scene from some bizarre short film.

I loved all the others too, but F00D's scene just touches me every time.

Long live the Daily Toons and long live the Star Syndicate and long live Flash animation!

I rate thee fifen, good cartoon.

Score: 4

"And here we go again...."

submission: Foamy: Hurricane Special

date: August 30, 2005

Once again a new Foamy flash cartoon is out.
One cant help but wish that for once, just once, some actual integrity were put into one of these.
The problem with these is that Foamy is once again "ranting" about something that honestly affects noone. Sadly, almost everything Foamy "rants" about has been ranted about before by people much smarter, funnier, and interesting then him.
If you are going to rant about something, rant about CNN or any of these other government controlled so-called "media outlets" that are on the television giving us their skewed version of the News.
But attacking field reporters shows a clear abundance of ignorance in Foamy. If you are going to rant about something, be certain you actually have some knowledge about it first. Or would you prefer that feild reporters LEAP into the churning ocean and nearly drown themselves so rescue workers have EVEN more people wo pluck from the clutches of death? Or did Foamy and his "squirrley wrath" not think of that?

Secondly, as with all of these, we see no animation.
Foamy has no mouth. Why? All he does is talk. He shreiks, and he waves his arms. His feet never move, his face barely moves. For a character whose gift is gab, it's incredulous that he has no mouth. Watching this cartoon with the volume down is like watching a grey pillowcase with 2 flailing arms and massive bug eyes sit there wriggling around in a vain attempt to beat itself to death.
Of course, I'm sure if Foamy DID have a mouth, it would be a looping movie clip like Germaine's mouth so no actual lip-sync work would need to be done. If I might quote you:

"and before folks say "this cartoon is dumb and simple"....i'm aware of it's simplicity.....it wasn't made to get ratings or whatever."

Then why was it made? Lazyness. You might as well shout in your author's comments "THIS TOOK ME 10 MINUTES TO MAKE."
And yes you still got a score over a 3. Proving once again that the massive hordes of 12-15 year old idiots who have clogged this website with their ample stupidiy still have the power to overrate things.

Lets be honest. There are blammed cartoons about BARNEY that have about 5 times the animation (and humor) of this "storybook"
Honestly one day, I can see a future where Foamy doesnt move at all.
He will stand perfectly still. 1 frame of animation. With a voice track playing in the backround. And people will still vote highly because it's foamy. And then the users here wonder why other animation websites constantly talk smack about Newgrounds.
"Why doesnt newgrounds get respect?"

This is why.
From things like this getting such high scores for no effort.

Score: 9

"You will curse the day you did not do..."

submission: GG - Dual_Glock Movies

date: August 29, 2005

EVERYTHING THE PHANTOM ASKED OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, this was gugtacular.

And that batman thing is hilarious! Thank god that horrible show is cancelled and near forgotten so it can never besmudge the story of Batman again!

Score: 10

"FIX YOUT FLASH"

submission: Daily2oon08292005

date: August 29, 2005

This was a great Daily2oon.
Its also the most truthful.

That Inuyasha thing was spot-on as was the Bill Gates commentary.