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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Sign-Up Date:
8/23/03

Level: 23
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 559
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Rank #: 4,148

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 5,540 / 5,880
Exp. Rank #: 2,596
Voting Pow.: 6.46 votes

BBS Posts: 7,948 (4.36 per day)
Flash Reviews: 578
Music Reviews: 5
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Score: 4
Naruto Musical Clips

"Sigh."

date: July 14, 2006

It might be a good idea to learn how to use flash before making cartoons. It also might be a good idea to create your own characters. If this had been about anything other than Naruto, it'd probably get blammed. But alas, the Naruto fans will 5 this through.

But you do have good taste in music.

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Score: 10
A Simple Line 8

"Lurv and Wub <3"

submission: A Simple Line 8
date: July 14, 2006

I've always loved the A Simple Line series. Its what made me a Thirsty-For-Chicken fan.
Its like the Gorillaz in a weird way.
A combination of fantastic animation and catchy music.
Its hard to find a flaw. But then it always is with this series.
Perhaps the Elephant stood still too long at the end of that song (from the greatest Spongebob episode ever). But thats more of a personal gripe than a flaw. All the parts in this were damn good.
Its sad that the lack of video-game characters and FamilyGuy references will prevent this from reaching the Top50 where it belongs. Oh well.
<3

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Score: 10
Dailytoon #213

"F00d f00d f00d f000000000d"

submission: Dailytoon #213
date: July 14, 2006

I wish I had a fast Computer so I could run flash 8 and help organize some dailytoons.

But that will never happen.

:C

Great toons as always.

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Score: 6
Witch Doctor Music Video

"o_O"

date: July 14, 2006

Kinda creepy seeing another music video to the same song.
Erm......keep up the good work?

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Score: 10
Truth about Masturbation

"I love you fat-badger."

date: July 13, 2006

But then, you know this.

Hahaha.
Hohoho.
Heeheehee.
And all the other numbers of the alphabet.

Author's Response:

i also feel strong feelings towards you spacelizard man.

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Score: 2
FF7 - Cloud's Day

"Advice."

submission: FF7 - Cloud's Day
date: July 11, 2006

1.) Come up with your own characters and concepts. The whole "Lol Final Fantasy Character in random situation" crap has been done to death and was never funny to begin with.

2.) Learn to draw.

3.) Learn how to ANIMATE. Dont make billions of layers, place the characters body parts on each layer and then just motion-tween the peices about.

4.) If you insist on using your own voice for a flash, get mircrophone that doesnt make you sound like croaking frog trying to vomit.

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Score: 10
Qwazilium

"Bogswalloooooooooop."

submission: Qwazilium
date: July 11, 2006

Oh my.
Much laughter was expelled from my gut.
Much laughter indeed.

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Score: 10
Bogs Flash Collection

"Thanks for voting, ZekeySpaceyLizard!"

date: July 9, 2006

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score from 3.9821 to 3.9855!

By voting on this entry, you received 2 experience points.

Vote on 4 more entries and you can fart on Wade's faic.
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This was very gewd.
It made me larf.
And the visuals were, for the most part, also very gewd.
GEWD I TELLS YA.

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Score: 9
Mario: Bob-Omb Battle

"Whoa....what the hell?"

date: July 6, 2006

A sprite cartoon that doesnt suck?
A sprite cartoon that's interesting?!?

A sprite cartoon not filled with stupid jokes!?!??

A GOOD sprite cartoon!?!??

What the FUCK is happening?!??!?

*head a splodes*

Author's Response:

I'd appreciate it if you toned down your excitement level to 'moderately calm' instead of 'explosively explicit'.

Thanks...!

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Score: 10
The Glass Toaster

"What a sad toaster. :C"

submission: The Glass Toaster
date: July 5, 2006

This was quite a nice short funkeh music video.
It lagged so much on this slow crappy PC of mine.
Oh well.

Author's Response:

Yes... poor little toaster. :(

Sucks about the laggy PC.

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