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Now this is a great example of a flash that uses Flash8 but doesnt ABUSE it. Honestly, many parts of this flash that contained special effects looked like they had been done in Adobe Aftereffects or some other high-tech software. But its not. Just good handle of Flash8 without overdoing it so everything looks like blurry poop.
Other than that, a great collab. Damn fine frame-by-frame animation. I cant stand that song due to having heard it a million times before but that doesnt detract from the overall score I gave.
Good animation from everyone in this collab.
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this movie made walruses how at the moon.
the damned moon.
good ol train of thought. Oh Magoo! You've done it again!
To the weinermobile my fine cabbage!
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This reminded me of the original Dailytoons so much.
Weird scenes from some thing on tv with a voiceover.
And you did a great job of mimicing Jon Lovitz voice, Mr.Show
"Diabetes Explosion" lawl.
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Now if only more collabs were like this.
I dont think the organizer of this collab (whom I assume is StarOgre) could have picked a better group of Newgrounds most underrated animators to have helped with this.
It was pure magic. Alas that Flash8's special effects made the cartoon lag so much. But that didnt take away from the enjoyment. Perhaps one of the best action flashes on ye oldde internets.
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"Something odd is happening with this series."
The first few of these were very funny and clever little romps.
But as this series has gone on, its slowly become blander and blander.
Heck, this episode alone reminded me of the horrible "YAAFM" cartoon series.
That and its the same drawings all over again.
Not that its a problem do to the cute art style, but a new facial expression or body movement every once in a while might make the characters seem more like living things and less like mouthpeices for some voice actors.
Other than that, this was the most creative episode of this series in a while.
Particularly the gross jokes here were very clever, like the sex machine, and the vacuum cleaner sucking the semen out of the dead hooker.
And the cleverly disguised one-two punch at LegendaryFrog was great as well.
As long as these dont become monotonous drivel (like alot of internet cartoon series have become) I see no reason why these shorts cant still maintain the same audience they currently occupy.
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I have always loved you (and your friend Kol Belov's) flash animations.
You guys tell stories so well without using words.
And this was no exception.
A brilliant concept, having the chess peices representing actual little people. And how different they all were. How the bishop on one side looked like a pope and the bishop on the other side looked like the angel of death. Beautiful drawings, great shots and animation. Great everything.
I also loved the little black specks that were all over the screen when the focus was on the chess world. Really gave it that "war-torn" climate look.
But its always the little things that impress me about your flashes, like the 3d hat on the mariachi's head, the way the butterfly looked like a black hawk to the chess people.
In summary: Perfect like all your work.
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"I am TEH fanboy! Dis were not as gewd as toof4!!1"
Dis were not as gewd as teh teoof 4 and i am teh 0ing it cuz i am teh bad-ass 11-year-old goth lawl.
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I kid, of course.
This episode was of pretty high quality.
I must say, the two cuban teeth's accents reminded me of the blue faceless characters from the "Bad Guys" series.
erm.
Insert long fascinating review right...............here.
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I'm a HUGE badguys fan, so, it's awesome to be associated with him :D
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I nevah get invited to parties.
I cant beleive you've made 11 of these.
Aint nothin gonna break your stride, aint nothin gonna slow you down, OH NO! You got to keep on mooooovin!
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While its clear you are new to flash, what with the highly simplistic designs and your characters having no arms or legs, and just hand floating in the air, you definitelty have a few things right!
The idea was cute, and despite the crude drawings, you got the EMOTIONS of the character across, which is what's important in animation.
You also used some rather dynamic camera angles there for something so crudely drawn.
I'd say if you keep working at it, you could very well make something fantastic in not too long.
p.s.
Its also good to credit the musician who made the music for your flash. That was catchy music and I'm sure others (including myself) would love to know where its from.
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1.) You are so totally ripping off Knox with the blue clay guys who have no faces. Come up with your own style of clay. One thats better than faceless blobs. There's people making clay movies 100 times better than what Knox does. Or at least use a different color of clay. Maybe give them some eyeballs. ANYTHING!
2.) Your flash-running movie player there was nice. But hoooooooo DOGGY the video quality was low! I realize you dont want a big file size, but this sucker's just a little over 1 meg. You could probably up the quality of the video quite a bit in flash and not go over the 5mb portal limit.
Other than that, woo for you.
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you so true about the quality but for some reason my max is 2mb
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