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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
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wow.
This started off funny and then became INSANELY huge and glorious.
What a terrifying beast.
And the black and white artwork just made it more awesome.
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You actually made a sequel.
After ages of time and the rebirth of existence itself, a sequel has emerged, quivering from the womb, wrapped in skins and fats.
and by god, it was beautiful
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You have an interesting way of doing motion blurs for when a character moves REALLY fast.
Its funny that this really had nothing to do with at all for the most part.
And Xenu sounded kinda.......Canadian.
Hey here's an odd question. That french tune at the end, I've used that once in a flash too. I got it off adult swim's site years ago. But I have no clue who made it or where the heck it came from. Its just called GranTurismo.mp3
I dont suppose you have an idea what production music company put it together eh?
blah blah blah excellent flash as always 10/5/etc
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You know since the first time I saw your art, I always wondered what it would look like animated. Your crazy squishly style.
Good lord man.
What a trippy feast for the eyes. I didnt want it to end.
Good work. Onto my favs this goes
Author's Response:
thanks zekey, glad you liked it :B
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I havent seen Super Blue Robot Penis in anything in a long time.
Those were some great fire effects. How'd you do that? Adobe aftereffects?
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That part where he ate the cake with the loud shouting of OM NOM NOM was by far the best part
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that this is the first cartoon you've made in quite a while.
QUITE A WHILE indeed.
You were clearly trying to mimic Ego's animation style here, but you're (in my opinion) alot better at animation and it shows through.
That bit with the pole at the beginning was the highlight for me. Oh and Trixie's bouncing rack when she was yelling at Speed. Gotta love subtle irony.
hurr
Author's Response:
her tits are filled with milk
Milk for Speed
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This should have been flagged for stolen art.
You made only the menu of this. And probably went on AerisDies or some other unholy pit of the internet and just pasted these images in here. Hell you even ADMITTED you didnt make this in the author's comments.
And now you get to reap the benefits from some horny kids who are all probably too busy playing Madden 09 and drinking Bud Light with Lemon to care about what they're doing.
What makes you think you have the right to do this? Because others have? Because you gave 'credit' to the artists at the end? Because you share the same interests as the people who elevated this to daily 4th?
DAILY 4TH. Not only in the top 5, but ABOVE someone else who actually put time and effort into their film.
We have a system on this website where, when people submit things that isnt theirs, it gets flagged, and the author's account usually gets deleted. For whatever reason, this doesnt happen as often on this website. Mainly due to the fact that the few people who actually keep watch over the portal are all either corrupt or inept.
Oh wait I know why this wasnt deleted. Because it makes money. Because it means more hits for the site. Because this thing featuring simplistic actionscript and stolen japanese wank fodder will attract more hits than probably anything else that won awards today.
Ah see it all makes sense now.
I wonder how much ad money this little gem has made.
All those clicks are like money in the bank. KA CHING KA CHING.
delicious!
And you wont get a cent of it. Ha ha ha.
And I dont feel bad for you at all. Well done pleasing the proletariat, my good sir. Well bloody done.
Author's Response:
Well it wasn't, so apparently it isn't stolen, the point I've been trying to ake.
Yeah so don't I get some credit for being honest. AGAIN, I DID NOT CREATE THESE IMAGES. Are you quite happy? It's a collection of images from across the internet, with the artists credited.
I'm not intentionaly reaping benefits, so you go back to playing Madden 09 and drinking Bud Light you horny little bastard before making wild accusations.
I don't share the same interests? Oh and freedom of speech allows me to do it, and all the other people who have done it before me. You think I made it so it would intentionally get into the top 5? I didn't even know stuff with adult content could get into the daily 5. What also makes you think that I didn't put effort into this? I don't know how you can say that to be honest as you have no idea of the amount of work that went into it. Sure, I didn't draw the images, and I'm sure that's a hell of alot more work, but I had to go around the internet collecting the images and then putting them into a navigation system. Infact, im not sure how you can comment on effort at all, as most of your submissions are collabs and/or score under 3.0. Maybe if you put some more effort in, you wouldn't be such an asshole.
Oh and it's funny that your whistle status is "garbage". Obviously the admins don't agree on your stance on the website's policy.
You obviously have something against the site, so get the fuck off it. Stop insulting people because it's irritating and rude. I mean, frankly I'm glad it gets hits for the site. If NG is happy getting hits, I'm happy submitting this.
Frankly I don't want a "cent of it" since I'm British, and a cent over here is worth less than dust. I think I'll keep my dust thankyou very much, until the exchange rate picks up. I don't want your sympathy, I'm very happy :D Thanks for the review, please return to being a douche somewhere else.
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you convey mood so well in your films.
and you seem to be a master at getting fake-3d in flash as well.
I have no idea how the heck you did that, but it was quite cool.
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i should make that drawing my avatar
i miss when you had the gorilla talking though
Author's Response:
I kinda decided against it, i got plans for a future episode where theres a whole heap of "goggle monkeys" and they have a leader, he will probably talk in broken english.
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