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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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ewwww

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Feb. 11, 2008 @ 1:41 AM EST

I got food poisoning today.
I spent my day vomiting blood and bile while curled up in a fetal position.

Let this be a lesson: Never eat the lettuce at Village Inn. It will fuck you up. Bad.

Luckily, lots of laxatives, pills, and nasty homemade remedies has taken me from 'near death' to 'very very sick' over the course of the last few hours.

HOORAY
Seriously dont eat the lettuce.

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19 Comments

Feb. 11, 2008 | 3:44 AM Sparkpro says:

First the chili at Steak and Shake now lettuce.
Any other specific food items from certain restaurants I should avoid?

Feb. 12, 2008 | 8:14 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Buca di Beppo for being TOO delicious

Feb. 11, 2008 | 4:04 AM MRat says:

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THAT DAMN CHIMP! But did you listen? OF COURSE NOT!
Go to be without dinner. YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!

Feb. 11, 2008 | 8:45 AM FatBadger says:

make sure that there is no meat sauce on the lettuce.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 9:03 AM Hammi says:

Ill just copy and paste what i said earlier for your own good, whether you like it or not:

I believe you said something similar the last time you had chili. The truth is, that your stomach cant take the overdose of pleasure that comes in your mouth. Listen, youre just a white boy. Leave the chili and the lettuce alone for a while and eat something suitable like err, jam and butter. Take my advice. Me, an experienced kebab disposer... pioneer, you cant go wrong.

One more thing: Never... eat... ovenbaked fish... with cream sauce. THAT will cause you to have horrible diarrheas in many weeks. A chemical disaster. You will end up poopin out all that nasty cream like a waterfall. Believe me.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 2:50 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

dumbest thing I've ever read? Yes, I think so.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 9:59 AM Maskumax says:

I get sick almost every time when I eat fast food, just can't digest this caddish food.

btw. You mind is treasure... great job with las Your movie is in my fev now and will stay there...:)

Feb. 11, 2008 | 4:02 PM Victory says:

let this be a lesson to you all

Feb. 12, 2008 | 8:15 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

that means you, young master gin.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 4:04 PM Moejoe122 says:

DAMN YOU VILLAGE INN! DAMN YOU!!

Feb. 11, 2008 | 4:05 PM Moejoe122 says:

Also time for my life changing saying

"gihsdfhgshjgsdfghkgjbdfbklhfvyjsdfgh vdfhgasdkfguajgsfyiuasgfysdrgtyregbrt buytebyybuvtybuivrtbuytvyubvewtubyiov etwbuyiovtewbyuierwtbyertbyrtbuyvebuy ewrtbyuotewrbyoiuwetvryjafgasdfg gasdhf asdfgasdfytsdaiufghsufsadf poopie."

I hope that will change your life.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 5:08 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

it has.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 10:48 PM LordZeebmork says:

Same thing happened to me once, except without vomiting bile. (I coughed up blood instead.)

The moral of my story is that Tennessee is a thoroughly evil state where there is no edible food.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 8:16 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Tennessee also has lots of hills.
I have been there many a time.

Feb. 11, 2008 | 11:30 PM Anigen says:

although you probably look like a disgusting horrific monstrosity right now, i still love you

Feb. 12, 2008 | 12:08 AM kisame says:

aw man sorry to hear that dude.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 4:17 AM JarrodK says:

Snape kills dumbledore

Feb. 12, 2008 | 4:36 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you bitch! YOU BITCH!

Feb. 12, 2008 | 7:08 PM kisame says:

don't eat the Chicken Fried steak in Baton Rouge.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 7:34 PM CaptainChip says:

What if I eat 10 lettuces? What will happen?

Feb. 13, 2008 | 12:00 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you will die.

Feb. 12, 2008 | 8:48 PM Frolikyn says:

ewwww

Feb. 13, 2008 | 3:52 AM AdamJack says:

Salads can be really bad if their not cleaned properly. I think I had the same thing in Africa. They don't eat a lot of salads over there, which sucks for me because I'm a vegetarian.

Salads, sea food and chicken are the ones to look out for.

Hope you get better pal.

Feb. 13, 2008 | 4:43 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i ate solid food today and didnt hork it up, so I assume I'm ok now

Feb. 13, 2008 | 6:09 PM FreekC says:

FCKUK YOUA MIM DRUN

FUKICK YOU IM DRUNK

AND 1 GONNA B DRUNK

TI1LL THE NEXXT TIEM I M DRUNK

Feb. 14, 2008 | 5:48 PM homor says:

good thing i despise lettuce.

Feb. 15, 2008 | 3:02 AM rtil says:

the village inn or their lettuce could not be reached for comment

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