lawl XD

and people wonder why Im an asshole. welcome to my world >:c

Slick, real slick.

That is a typical NG fan.

"I luv ur mofies! I gottan Idia that will nock ur Soxoff!!"

"K, go for it buddy."

"But u gotsa do teh animashun k?"

"My socks are still on, you fail miserably. You have wasted my valuable time on a terrible idea, that will be 75$. How will you be paying?"

"Umwat?! uhhh.."

*fucking dipshit has signed off*

This has to be fake. I refuse to believe, by the laws of physics, that there is a person who really talks like that.

By talks, I mean types. Anyway, continue to kick ass at flash.

"hai maek a moveh for meh dedeecaetedz to meh onleh plox"

Hey, Music is hard to put in, Give him a break! D:

:3

"Hey, you're cool. I'm a n00b, so could you PLEEEASE do all my work for me so that instead of me learning any Flash skills, I can take up your time and not do a THING?!"

Ugh. I would scream at the laptop, too.

So I have this idea. A talking coconut with the biggest schlong you have ever seen becomes the new leader of Germany, and tries to kill all of the asians. Then a rather large trout appears and slaps the coconut with itself, and proceeds to to the Riverdance. Insert a cock joke somewhere for the critics.

Seriously... that kid can't be older than 13, can (s)he? Unless someone is being intentionally obnoxious, I don't see how they can be that idiotic.

On the intertubes, no one can hear you wtf.

dont put your aim on here

well, at least it shows you have fans XD

I'll give you twenty bucks if you actually do that request, it would be hilarious.

What exactly does your screen name mean? (if anything)

Newgrounds is byfar the strangest online community I've ever been a part of. I can't even understand what these people are typing sometimes... and I just don't understand how it's possible to be THAT incoherent and yet be able to, like, turn on a computer.

Haha, surprised that a kid wants someone else to do something for him? Can't have these kids growing up too fast, you know.

Just bookmark a Flash tutorial and pop them the link. They may be bold, but they're not stupid. Not entirely. They'll take a hint, and you're probably saving the next animator the hassle of dealing with them.

How many times does this happen to you?

Haha that's only happened to me a few times, but it's annoying.
I don't know zekey, you could use some good ideas...

Just kidding, your ideas are awesome. :D
Especially Bench haha.

it's times you can only say *facepalm*

wheres your wzl faggot. i totally told tom you flaked out.

Hai iwuz tinkin dat mehbe u could be mahkin uh flsh for meh plox?

hey sounds like me on a sunday

ohhhhhh!

i dont get it lol

remind me to take a wrench to that guys nuts

bahahaha are you kidding

Yeah, I think the dumbest of the dumbest 12-year-olds flock to Newgrounds for some strange reason. Must be the hentai...

Hahahaha WOW

https://webspace.utexas.edu/warnerwt/
picard-facepalm.jpg

Truly
Outrageous.
:P

thisis my impression of a typical newgrounder lookit

That happened to me once, and I'm not even popular or talented.

make the halo flash >:[

IT BE A DEMON

this happened because you made a blog post for me.

HAHA, THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO DO NICE FOR PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU.

also hey can you make me a new banner icon profile image and an asortment of 200 diffrent flashs?

but they have to have video game charecters and ugly tennagers cracking jokes about video game charecters and dragon ball Z charecters and everything else you fucking hate in an anime style.

you don't have to do it all i'll wipe my own ass.

"Fololo and Falala were the stars of Hal Laboratory's first game: Adventures in Lolo
A rather clever puzzle game for the NES
after they invented Kirby, Fololo and Falala became bosses in a handful of Kirby games.
They later also got to be side characters in Kirby: Right Back At Ya! the saturday morning cartoon series.

Da end."

They also appear in the anime as Fololo and Falala

" A funny fight would be perfect funny cartoon. You should say something for your two fighters like "Bring it on big boy!" or Come on and fight me you pancy!" Here's another one. "Hey you! You got a bone to pick with me!?" What are you talking about? I haven't done anything." Don't lie to me you b*****d! I'm going to fight you and you will be knocked out!" Okay fine! I will show you my fighting moves!"
I hope these lines and comments will be any use to you. Reply to me if you have read this and tell me if it is good as well "

i dont get angry i just lie like -

heyz lol culd you make me an haloz movie with starwarz people rofl?

"ABSOLUTELY!"

then they go on my ban list for eternity

facepalm.jpg

Ha ha... If that happened to me , i would just say "yes" and then block the idiot.

But then again that would just make me look like an ass

But yeah , NG is home to some of the most dimwitted people on the Internet , most of which don't understand or appreciate the amount of work that goes into making a flash cartoon.

...

YOU doing masterchief? Oh brother. That kid is out of its league. Requests out of the blue sure are annoying.

You should have played with him a bit.

Oh Ross you know you only play with me.

HAHAHA Congrats on being on the front page of ColdhardFlash again! Good work.

lol frozenfire that made me laugh

He thinks he can just come up with an idea and make people with talent execute it for him? Is this where the writers guild of america went?

hi ur pretti

You see, this is why I've never released any of my stuff to Newgrounds...

Y'know, so that I don't bugged by requests because of how awesome I am...

Because I am a good animator, and actionscripter...

...

No, really!

Look, I'll prove my actionscript knowledge!
stop();

I bet you didn't know that piece of coding; it's top stuff!

..I dont believe you.

A shitty conversation i have had with a certain person:

Hey man,, coudl you make aflahs?

You mean flash?

er,,.. eyah.

Once you use proper grammar and spelling, and i get flash, i'll think about it.

*Dickwit comes back a month later to my blog and posts the same shit again.*

ANOTHER ONE:

Can you please stop making such ridicoulous comments?

"No, now stop falming my freind's page. We take it to my paage."

Look, jackhole, this isn't some kind of internet fight, and this is your page.

*idiot leaves and stops flaming me on HIS post and instead goes to mine.*

Newgrounds is full of people like this.

It's funny.

I googled Fololo and the first two things were about the game characters. The rest were black people. XD

Also, I've only gotten that once. I guess I need to get good at Flash first :C

My face after reading that convo was ten times worse. Who'da thunk that people THAT stupid really existed in this world?

I don't understand what he means by:

"Posting the music is hards to figure out"

What the hell is he talking about? What could possibly be hard to figure out about posting music, under any circumstance? Also why would he need to post music anywhere if he wants you to animate it into a flash movie? Wouldn't you just import the audio into flash? It's not like you're gonna hotlink audio from another server into your .swf...

Either this guy is seriously mentally retarded, or the "07" in his name represents his age...

hey zekey sorry this maye not be theh time or plaece to do hthis but i was justa wonderin if maybe oh you could liek animaate MasterChief exploding lulz epic lulz!

do u think u cud do that for meee cuz i m specil unlike urrbody else ok heres how the plot goes

MasterChif stand there

MasterCheef walk around a bit and sez "HMMMMM I WONDER Y NOTHING IS HAPPENING"

Masterchiuef hed go BOOM! el oh el oh el oh el!

I haf this ideuh for a moovy

I think u mite liek it

I'm, for once, surprised by the stupidity of Newgrounders.

zekey when are you gonna do that fuckin queery spook animation

"You didnt read the second paragraph."

AW FUCK I THOUGHT IT SAID THEY WERE IN AN ANIME NAMED AFTER THEM.

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

"remember.....WHAT THE DORMOUSE SAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD"

FEED YOUR HEEEEEAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD

i'm meeting you half way you stupid hippies.

once somebody wanted me to make an avalanche game.

I found the cure to this problem.... make stuff stupid kids cannot appreciate.

RAISE YO GAME N***A!

i think problems like these could be solved by making a flash about this subject.

no wait now that i suggested it, it would be ironic.

'googykid'

Ur flashez R teh bst!
btw
I STRIX AGAIN!!!!!

this seems fake, the last 3 posts seem a little too stupid.

I actually got a "make a flash for me" request/demand once, and I suck enormous donkey balls. Don't know where they got the idea that I actually make movies...I just throw an audio file to a few frames of crudely drawn pictures and let the point-whores do the rest.

Hell, I should have gone ahead and done it, just so they'd see their brilliant dream (I think it involved Mario, so it was obviously a new and original idea) in AMAZING SPEAKONIA-AND-TWEEN ACTION.