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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard - February 3rd, 2008


googykid07: hey, im ang user but this is my aim, on question, in the new movie u put out with breakdancing, which person were you?

googykid07: ng*

Fololo 311: none of those faces were me

Fololo 311: they were comedian gilbert gottfried, the guy from Married with Children and Jerry Seinfeld

googykid07: lol

googykid07: nice

googykid07: another question for you, i have and idea for a master chief spoof involoving breakdancing, can u help with it? i mean u can do detials and i might be able to get some music up, if i can figure out how to do it....... :{

googykid07: and posting the music is hards to figure out how to do to

googykid07: or will u make one for me?

googykid07: so i dont have to?

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lawl XD

and people wonder why Im an asshole. welcome to my world >:c

I think I understand you better than most.
Cause I'd like to say this kind of thing is rare but it's not.

"hey could you redesign my mascot..but...like...i want it done in an anime style kinda like...haruhi"

And I die inside. Again.

That is a typical NG fan.

"I luv ur mofies! I gottan Idia that will nock ur Soxoff!!"

"K, go for it buddy."

"But u gotsa do teh animashun k?"

"My socks are still on, you fail miserably. You have wasted my valuable time on a terrible idea, that will be 75$. How will you be paying?"

"Umwat?! uhhh.."

*fucking dipshit has signed off*

accurate!

This has to be fake. I refuse to believe, by the laws of physics, that there is a person who really talks like that.

my friend recently got this review on his cartoon:

"this animates too good! you must be japanese! you are aren't you? BUSTED!!!!"

Yes. People are indeed that dumb.

By talks, I mean types. Anyway, continue to kick ass at flash.

"hai maek a moveh for meh dedeecaetedz to meh onleh plox"

NEVER

Hey, Music is hard to put in, Give him a break! D:

:3

"Hey, you're cool. I'm a n00b, so could you PLEEEASE do all my work for me so that instead of me learning any Flash skills, I can take up your time and not do a THING?!"

Ugh. I would scream at the laptop, too.

On the intertubes, no one can hear you wtf.

well, at least it shows you have fans XD

indeed :|

I'll give you twenty bucks if you actually do that request, it would be hilarious.

:O!

Newgrounds is byfar the strangest online community I've ever been a part of. I can't even understand what these people are typing sometimes... and I just don't understand how it's possible to be THAT incoherent and yet be able to, like, turn on a computer.

they use their parents computers I think

Haha, surprised that a kid wants someone else to do something for him? Can't have these kids growing up too fast, you know.

Just bookmark a Flash tutorial and pop them the link. They may be bold, but they're not stupid. Not entirely. They'll take a hint, and you're probably saving the next animator the hassle of dealing with them.

You have more patience than I, sir.

How many times does this happen to you?

a couple of times a month. this is the worst one i've ever gotten though, so I felt it was a special occasion

Haha that's only happened to me a few times, but it's annoying.
I don't know zekey, you could use some good ideas...

Just kidding, your ideas are awesome. :D
Especially Bench haha.

it's times you can only say *facepalm*

wheres your wzl faggot. i totally told tom you flaked out.

i told you i couldnt send it man
the ink mutated and blended together and it looks like a carpet thats had vomit and lint stuck on it

i can pay you back for the money you spent on it though :C

Hai iwuz tinkin dat mehbe u could be mahkin uh flsh for meh plox?

hey sounds like me on a sunday

ohhhhhh!

i dont get it lol

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