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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Entry #57

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ZekeySpaceyLizard

I want you!

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 29, 2008 @ 6:21 AM EST

I want you so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

I want yooooouuuuuuuu

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The People Have Spoken

21 Comments

Jan. 29, 2008 | 6:55 AM KupaMan says:

That was weird.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 4:13 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

yes....yes......


Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:00 AM SlashFirestorm says:

Uncle Sam looks sloppy and homeless. He probably just wants some spare change.


Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:59 AM Maxxor says:

You do? I must say I'm rather flattered.


Jan. 29, 2008 | 11:11 AM citricsquid says:

love you xxx.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 4:13 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

sitriccquid


Jan. 29, 2008 | 3:09 PM PeterPUNCH says:

I want YOU, to support our POOPS
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Jan. 29, 2008 | 6:39 PM MRat says:

That and the Circus were really the only awesome parts about this movie. But they were quite awesome, all the same!

Jan. 30, 2008 | 4:12 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I agree. The movie needed more crazy fantasy musical segments.


Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:33 PM homor says:

i want YOU!

to grow hemp!


Jan. 30, 2008 | 2:24 AM kisame says:

fuck you i'm deserting!

Jan. 30, 2008 | 4:12 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

FUCK YOU TOO


Jan. 30, 2008 | 4:30 AM Hammi says:

Uncle Sam you can go to hell. Youre certainly not MY boss. Youre just an old man from the prairies. Youve caused enough trouble for us at the other side of this planet you dumbfuck hillbilly. I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.

And no, i dont want you either. Get help. Fast.


Jan. 30, 2008 | 1:18 PM Xaxrox says:

By support you mean kind words right?


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:21 PM VespeneGas says:

Because of that rude little comment I only bought Invade.

Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:45 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

and your comment wasn't?


Jan. 30, 2008 | 6:58 PM X-Naut says:

That happened to me once with a dick poster.


Jan. 30, 2008 | 9:11 PM TjA says:

damn i saw 'across the universe' and was hoping it to be xaviers...


Jan. 30, 2008 | 11:43 PM homor says:

my name is doctor rockso,

the rock and ROLL clown.

and i USED to do cocaine!

I AM C-C-C-C-CLEAN!


Jan. 31, 2008 | 1:52 AM FrozenSheep says:

Why does zekey do spam?

Jan. 31, 2008 | 2:26 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because he can


Jan. 31, 2008 | 12:46 PM Basszilla says:

i want you to report our soups


Feb. 1, 2008 | 3:12 AM homor says:

please make a new blog post.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 5:11 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

no fuk u


Feb. 1, 2008 | 12:23 PM Sinitron says:

Soviet propaganda posters were way better.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 4:56 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

indeed.
but there's a creepy badassness to uncle sam

you can tell just by looking at him that he's one of the few senior citizens who could kick your ass. that and he looks like a cokehead


Feb. 1, 2008 | 3:12 PM k0mat0se says:

i want uncle sam to suck my dick

Feb. 1, 2008 | 4:56 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Unsle Cam to sick my duck


Feb. 1, 2008 | 9:21 PM homor says:

seriously zekey, i just can't look at uncle sam anymore.

i have a 7 day ban and your blog is one of the only things keeping me going.


Feb. 1, 2008 | 9:24 PM homor says:

by "keeping me going" i mean fuck you.

Feb. 1, 2008 | 9:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

lmfaooooo

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