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I'm dying.

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 23, 2008 @ 5:43 AM EST

Haha! Just kidding! Sorry to get your hopes up folks!

However now that you're here, you should probably try to reconsider the deep meaningful implications of the following image

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Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:47 AM homor says:

I LIKR BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE.

YOU OTHERS BROTHERS CAN'T DENY.

WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH A PREATTY PREATTY WAIST,

AND A ROUND THING IN 'YO FACE

YOU GET

SPRUNG

SOMETHING SOMETHING

IM HOOKED AND I CAN'T STOP STARING

PUSH UPS SITS

DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

JUST DON'T LOSE THAT BUTT.

SO PEOPLE SAY YOU FAT.

NOW GIRL I ANI'T HAVIN' THAT.

fuck this bullshit.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:48 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

knew this would happen eventually

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:50 AM SlashFirestorm says:

Deep meaningful thought:

I thought that was a striped cock and an enormous set of balls before my mind fully took in the picture.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:52 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

HAHA
My god, man
You just made that picture 1000 times funnier now that you mentioned that.
Holy shit! If I could give you a trophy I would.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:54 AM natow says:

SWEET ELVIS'S GHOST!

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:19 AM DrBeach says:

aww i wanted you to die so bad =(

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:20 AM LazyMuffin says:

you're a filthy man.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:56 AM Hammi says:

Just great... furry porn.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 7:49 AM Krunamey says:

no offence but diddnt you already die? you know the one where you kept saying you were a ghost and you were saying your rep was gone? btw you rule

Jan. 23, 2008 | 8:17 AM FatBadger says:

morn'n

Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:55 AM Overwatch-Sniper says:

I'll donate blood to you...whomever you are. But i must warn you it is the blood of a vampire.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 10:02 AM jenova-absolute says:

I get it. French class!

Jan. 23, 2008 | 10:08 AM Kottbullar says:

So those aren't balls?
You disappoint me...

Jan. 23, 2008 | 10:15 AM MRat says:

If you look, really, reeaaareeaeaeallaeallly, closely, you can that that it's a butt!

Jan. 23, 2008 | 10:33 AM masamune7 says:

Jan. 23, 2008 | 2:07 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:
you're named after an ancient blade. DO YOU KNOW THAT?

Yes, I do! wow, how do u recognize that?? Final Fantasy? Ancient History? Granny's Tales?

every day i love you more... btw, WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT? i have some guesses

A) racoon's ass.
B) cock with gigantic blueballs.
C) no more guesses.

S.y.d.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 10:45 AM MERFdaCOW says:

I'ts Chowder!

Jan. 23, 2008 | 11:10 AM fishhook says:

mooo

Jan. 23, 2008 | 11:15 AM Eggys says:

that picture is so profound, it's incredble.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:05 PM X-Naut says:

I like his boots.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:16 PM Nogfish says:

Holy shit where did you get that picture, I have a tattoo just like that.

ON MY COCK

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:52 PM JohnnyUtah says:

artist news at it's finest

atleast this was better than somebody posting about heath ledger

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:52 PM idiot-monarch says:

Cartoon Network

Jan. 23, 2008 | 1:08 PM NintendoMadness says:

I just realsied it's a butt. Why havn't you died? >:(

Jan. 23, 2008 | 1:37 PM W-P-S says:

FUCK YOU WHY DIDN'T YOU POST ABOUT HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH, YOU CUNT?!?!!?!!?

Jan. 23, 2008 | 2:44 PM Luis says:

oops could someone redirect me to heath ledger's fp post... i dont appear to be in the right place.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 3:03 PM Gmagnum says:

I see a cartoon network watermark

SAY WHAT?

Jan. 23, 2008 | 4:11 PM Reyals says:

sweet

Jan. 23, 2008 | 4:17 PM Sparkpro says:

The following video accurately reflects my thoughts on the subject

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ekfrh XZWwY

Jan. 23, 2008 | 4:55 PM MetalDart says:

Radda

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:09 PM UltimateCyprien says:

lmao SlashFirestorm

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:09 PM UltimateCyprien says:

oh, and hi thar Zekey :P

Jan. 23, 2008 | 5:23 PM Nuttro says:

I like what slashfirestorm said :P

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:16 PM abculatter-2 says:

it's from cartoon network...that has earned me saying "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" in non-acronym

Congratulations

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:17 PM abculatter-2 says:

I also notice your from florida too :D

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:34 PM Maxxor says:

Man, That's like... Deep.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:37 PM NirvanaRox says:

omg... at first i thought that was an enormous ball sack.... then im like, wtf why are his feet messed up??? so....yeah

Jan. 23, 2008 | 6:52 PM willobeen says:

HEATH LEDGER DIED OF GAIDS

Jan. 23, 2008 | 8:15 PM RWappin says:

I'm dying... of laughter.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 8:38 PM Plitera says:

yay

Jan. 23, 2008 | 8:44 PM LtMcMuffin says:

Ahh Cartoon Network, you silly home for the wayward.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:30 PM ZekeyJr says:

die you spic

Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:42 PM kisame says:

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIG EVERYWHERE.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 10:03 PM Moejoe122 says:

looks like its from chowder... IS IT HIS BUTT?

Jan. 24, 2008 | 9:31 AM Fleek says:

how do you get all these animated .gifs

Jan. 24, 2008 | 3:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

chia pets

Jan. 24, 2008 | 4:13 PM Sinitron says:

I am left with a feeling of utter disgust and contempt.

ie i think the hand is badly drawn compared to the majestic beasuty this is...

the butt

Jan. 24, 2008 | 4:34 PM SeanJoystick says:

RIGHT its that time again where i tell you about my religion so i have bin thinking people need to know more about KAS GOD OF CHAOS well i have come up with these things you need to know oh and i will put this into a story thing so yeah

before the world was ever made there was just a core and on that core there were a race called the kiee'ins they were living on the core of the world when some guy named guoipd the so called Christian "god" one day decided that their world was to tiny to fit all of the kiee'ins race now he was kinda of his head but he talked to all of the kiee'ins and they liked the idea of a bigger world so they got to work building and building and building still well their world was all must 2X as big they stopped and said wow look at how big our world has gotten and of a little time things were fine till one day guoipd then said "ummm this bigger world is alright but it could be bigger" so he asked the kiee'ins race if they would make it bigger but this time they said no and kicked guoipd out on his ass and so the kiee'ins lived on in more or less happiness but guoipd was pissed off really pissed off so him and his friends made a cult called Christianity which really pissed off the kiee'ins and so they fought over the century killing each other till all the body's of their race made the core much more bigger 4x as big so guoipd stopped and said hay i like it but their was now only 10 or so kiee'ins left in their world kas and guoipd and some of his friends kas was forced into the world to live in the nexsits which is an under underworld and guoipd re-named him self as the Christian GOD and his friends other gods of this world so thats the story of kas. well its alot more about his people but fuck you

Jan. 25, 2008 | 2:16 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

lmfaoooo

Jan. 24, 2008 | 6:15 PM demolisher12 says:

you guys i cant beleive you you know what this picture is its chowder when he sings a song to make sour sweet and notice the words sweet i know this because ive seen the show becuz meh lil bro is hooked on the t.v so yeah its chowder

Jan. 25, 2008 | 2:16 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

EVERYONES GOT A SONG TO SING

Jan. 25, 2008 | 5:08 AM homor says:

ITS EVERYONES OT A SONG INSIDE DUMBASS!

i don't mean that at all ):>

Jan. 25, 2008 | 6:34 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

RADDA RADDA RADDA

Jan. 25, 2008 | 9:45 PM kisame says:

FLIBBER FLABBER!

Jan. 26, 2008 | 3:23 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

fwibba fwabba

Jan. 26, 2008 | 6:22 AM Whoshotdabear says: