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the cloverfield monster.

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Jan. 18, 2008 @ 4:16 AM EST

I just got out of the theater. So I drew the monsters on the back of an IHOP menu.

the thing on the right is the big monster.

the crocodile-spider thing in the center is the small scary ones.

the movie was decent. nothing new. but a good scary little film.

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Jan. 18, 2008 | 4:48 AM homor says:

looks like jerry didn't put on enough make for this role.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 12:14 PM Hammi says:

Would you recommend the movie? I dont need the details on how much you ejaculated when those creatures first appeared on the screen though. After all, you ARE into snakes and stuffs.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 4:47 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

skip the first 15 minutes of the movie. they are useless comedy disguised as character development. and you wont give two craps about the characters believe me.

also, skip the ending, which was rather disappointing.

other than that, B for quality and A for special effects.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 4:15 PM LtMcMuffin says:

I'm sure your monsters look better... but why did you go put them on an iHop (I'm sure they're secretly controlled by Apple) menu?
If you say it is decent, though, it must be worth going to I suppose... especially since it will have exciting noises, since I can't see anything nuffin' with my eyes crusted shut (still doing the fetus thing, this is the last time).

Jan. 18, 2008 | 4:47 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

because I ate at IHOP after I got out of the movie?

Jan. 18, 2008 | 6:37 PM AshfordPride says:

Croagunkfield.

I'd watch it.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 1:01 AM LtMcMuffin says:

Yeah but the impulse to draw struck you so quickly?
Over here iHop menus are all plastic. I can't draw or right on nuffin'
Fine, go to your midnight screenings and paper-menu carrying iHops, see if I care.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 2:53 AM RWappin says:

Your avatar is clearly a lizard, and his helmet is quite spacey, but is he ZEKEY? I'm not entirely convinced.

Oh hey nice drawings.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 3:22 AM homor says:

make UP.

DAMNIT.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 5:41 AM Sparkpro says:

so....
What did you get at IHOP?

Jan. 19, 2008 | 4:23 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

a delicious cheeseburger with thousand island dressing on top

Jan. 19, 2008 | 11:27 AM squidium says:

you're the BEST arrrooound, nothin's ever gonna take you dowwwn

Jan. 19, 2008 | 4:23 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you can stand me up at the gates of hell but i wont back down
no i'll....
stand my ground

Jan. 19, 2008 | 1:20 PM Kurofelis says:

The IHOP near me stopped selling the New York Cheesecake pancakes.

I never even got to taste one. Damnit.

Is that thing above the croc-spider that one frog pokemon?

Jan. 19, 2008 | 4:26 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

#453 Croagunk
POISON / FIGHT

Its cheeks hold poison sacs. It tries to catch foes off guard to jab them with toxic fingers. Inflating its poison sacs, it makes an eerie blubbering sound for intimidation.

Also the cheesecake pancakes were nothin special. The banana strawberry pancakes are far far superior.

Jan. 19, 2008 | 6:44 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

looks like a giant FUCK

Jan. 20, 2008 | 4:17 AM bigblueDUMBASS says:

thats fucking arousing.

Jan. 20, 2008 | 3:23 PM Lorkas2 says:

Dude I love you

Jan. 20, 2008 | 7:43 PM ZagmenO says:

Those rock, dude! My bro & I might see that movie in a couple weeks. I hope it rocks!

Jan. 20, 2008 | 10:25 PM MRat says:

_______*********_____________ IMPORTANT NOTICE ________________*********_______

DON'T TRUST A WORD ZEKEY SAYS! HE IS A DIRTY LIAR WITH NO TASTE IN MOVIES WHAT SO EVER! HE'S SIMPLY TRYING TO TRICK YOU! HE WORKS FOR J.J. ABRAMS! IT'S A MUTHAFUNKIN' TRAP!!

Oh, and see the movie, it's pretty good, but get popcorn and stuff during the first fifteen minutes. Hit on hot concessions girls, like I did. Then get shot down by them, like I did. I say stick through the ending if you like OMG PLOT TWISTS! Not that there's a plot twist though, but just stick around if you like them. Not relation there whatsoever.

Jan. 20, 2008 | 10:31 PM aquaticmole says:

movie was allright, fun to watch.

Awesome drawings.

those spider babies were the only scary ones. Especially when they attacked. God dammit those creepied me out.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 3:57 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

they need to make toys of those things. i want one.

Jan. 21, 2008 | 9:04 AM WilliWowza says:

THE WHOLE FILM WAS A STARSHIP TROOPERS PREQUEL, IMDB TOLD ME

Jan. 21, 2008 | 2:37 PM Hammi says:

Cloverfield wont be around here yet in Norway until february 8th :(

Kebab is more delish. More juicier and fatter. Go for that. Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooool ~

Jan. 22, 2008 | 2:53 AM Magyar says:

Should I bother paying money to see it or just wait until the DVD comes out to steal it?

Jan. 22, 2008 | 4:48 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

its one of those movies that needs giant theater-sized speakers to listen to

Jan. 22, 2008 | 3:55 AM kisame says:

i gonna see that with my roomies also GFIGURFJDGFADLKGLJA%uFEFF

Jan. 22, 2008 | 8:57 AM FeralProwler says:

wish i could kick out artwork like that ...blarg.....

i dont know whats creepier, the monsters, or the fact that ive seen people attempting to make pornographic versions of them : <

Jan. 22, 2008 | 12:25 PM RubberNinja says:

Yeah, I'm seeing it today. I'll probably attempt to draw it to.

Jan. 22, 2008 | 2:40 PM Mechabloby says:

Would the film be as sexy on a HDTV with surround sound as it is in the cinema?

Fingers crossed if so.

Jan. 22, 2008 | 4:26 PM TjA says:

The one at the top looks slightly like a mudkip-thing, so was the movie worth the money?

Jan. 22, 2008 | 4:28 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

it was worth the 8 bucks I paid to get in.

Jan. 22, 2008 | 4:34 PM JackPhantasm says:

Your damn right the first 10 minutes was comedy. I thought it was fucking hilarious.

You gotta feel the burn of that shaky camera before you get serious.

BENCHES ARE DANGEROUS

Jan. 22, 2008 | 8:33 PM Vox says:

Just shut the fuck up, no one fucking cares ok?! You can't draw worth shit faggot.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 2:06 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

lmfao

Jan. 22, 2008 | 9:49 PM ngmastah says:

Nice doodles.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:17 AM ibhenowflee says:

Fuck yeah, those are some nice doodles. All I do in school is draw abstract monsters like those. The more arms, the better.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:35 AM spite-skater says:

Isn't IHOP just fucking great?

Jan. 23, 2008 | 2:07 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

usually, yes.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 12:47 AM masamune7 says:

I swear to God i wont stop voting untill your fucking Clown Show flash gets to 4.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does it have any subliminal messages? or why am i so fucking devoted to that submission?..........................
.ughhh *zombie grunt* HEIL ZEKEYSPACELIZARD!!

Bzzzzzzz Transmission Interrupted.....

s.y.d.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 2:07 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you're named after an ancient blade. DO YOU KNOW THAT?

Jan. 26, 2008 | 7:41 AM FeralProwler says:

sephiroth likes to hold him when hes angry >_>