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GREAT NEW PRODUCT

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Dec. 27, 2007 @ 12:46 AM EST

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13 Comments

Dec. 27, 2007 | 12:57 AM ibhenowflee says:

Fun for the whole family.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 1:11 AM silentkat says:

That is beautiful.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 3:24 AM RacistBassist says:

Why are no phallus's coming from the long haired one?

Dec. 27, 2007 | 5:16 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

pervert.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 8:59 PM Jake says:

I once had a history teacher with a dick in his throat.

For real, his adam's apple was huge.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 2:14 AM Kurofelis says:

"You'll make your dick so big, you could fuck a tuba"

I have to admit, I lolled.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 3:14 AM X-Naut says:

I put my ear very close to a TV one time, because the speakers were busted.

It was fun.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 9:03 AM nirvelyar says:

And where could I purchase this new product of yours young man?

Dec. 28, 2007 | 8:59 PM Hammi says:

I dunno about you, but it sure looks rather painful looking at the big weenie continuously peeping out of the television set without taking any rips or cuts... which makes me wanna grab my own piece cause it might reminisce me of something similar that happened with myself.

HAS THIS PRODUCT BEEN TESTED ON ANIMALS YET?

Dec. 29, 2007 | 9:42 AM FreekC says:

it aint hARD to tell

i excel

Dec. 29, 2007 | 7:41 PM F4Gg0T says:

With this medicine, you'll make your dick so big, that you could fuck
a tuba.

Don't let your dick look like a kid from the Philippines.

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my father was killed by a a drive-by dick increase you insebsitive cock chewer.

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A lot of finger sandwiches can be created from that.

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