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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 23, Male
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---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

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Entry #46

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ZekeySpaceyLizard

An intellectual conversation on World Politics

Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard Dec. 16, 2007 @ 6:50 AM EST

Fololo 311: IESB.net has a script review for the latest attempt of a live-action film adaptation of The Jetsons. Written by Adam F. Goldberg and dated 3/30/07, the screenplay is met with a mixed reaction.

BigArmyBug: STOP THE REMAKES

BigArmyBug: MAKE SOMETHING NEW YOU IDIOTS

Fololo 311: THEY ARE ROBOTS WITH NO IMAGINATIONS

BigArmyBug: I SUSPECT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC BUT I AGREE

Fololo 311: NOT REALLY, THEY MIGHT AS WELL BE ROBOTS. AND IF THEY HAD IMAGINATIONS THEY WOULD NOT REMAKE EVERYTHING

Fololo 311: http://www.justpressplay.net/images/mo vies/news/1190.jpg BATMAN ANIMATED MOVIE SCREENSHOT

BigArmyBug: LOOKS LIKE ANIME

Fololo 311: IT SURE IS, BUG.
IT SURE IS.

BigArmyBug: I SUSPECT YOU ARE BEING SARCASTIC AGAIN BUT I STAND BY MY STATEMENT

Fololo 311: NO I AM NOT. ITS BEING ANIMATED AT MADHOUSE, STUDIO 4C AND PRODUCTION IG.
ALL ANIME STUDIOS

BigArmyBug: WELL THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

Fololo 311: BUT THEY ARE PRETTY DECENT STUDIOS, SO I HAVE NOT COMPLETELY LOST FAITH

BigArmyBug: WHAT IS FAITH

BigArmyBug: SOME KIND OF HUMAN EMOTION

Fololo 311: SHE'S A SINGER. SHE SINGS COUNTRY MUSIC

BigArmyBug: IM NOT MUCH FOR DISCUSSING MUSIC MYSELF

Fololo 311: I TRY TO AVOID MOST MAINSTREAM BANDS AS THE RADIO STATIONS THESE DAYS OFTEN HAVE VERY POOR TASTE.

BigArmyBug: AND NOW I GO AND TAKE THIS COUPON AND DEMAND FREE HASHBROWNS WOW AM I SAD

Fololo 311: HASHBROWNS TASTE BEST WITH KETCHUP

BigArmyBug: I CANT AFFORD KETCHED BUT I DO STEAL THE PACKETS FROM MCDONALDS

Fololo 311: YOU UTTER BASTARD

Fololo 311: I SHOULD POST THIS CONVO ON MY NG PAGE

BigArmyBug: I SHOULD POST THIS CONVO ON THE OFFICIAL RONALD MC DONALD FORUMS

Fololo 311: YES SHOW THOSE CLOWN LOVING HERMAPHRODITES WHO'S BOSS

BigArmyBug: AND THEY THOUGHT THE HAMBURGLAR WAS A ROUGE

Fololo 311: I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY ROGUE, BUT YOU MIGHT BE ATTEMPTING SARCASM. I CANT TELL

BigArmyBug: ITS OK I CANT DETECT SARCASM EITHER.

Fololo 311: K

BigArmyBug: PS I HEARD YOU CAN BUY A SARCASM DETECTOR ONLINE

Fololo 311: YOU CAN ALSO BUY DVD REWINDERS. BUT THEY ARE A TAD PRICEY. AND I'M VERY CHEAP

BigArmyBug: YOU CAN GET IT FOR FREE AT WHALEYTHESCALEY.COM

Fololo 311: I AM SO NOT CLICKING THAT LINK

BigArmyBug: LOOKS LIKE ILL BE ONE UP ON THE SARCASM GAME THEN

Fololo 311: YOU CANT TEMPT ME

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21 Comments

Dec. 16, 2007 | 6:53 AM Bug says:

LOL YOU GUYS SURE ARE WACKY

Dec. 16, 2007 | 6:54 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

HAHA THEY SURE ARE


Dec. 16, 2007 | 11:28 AM Azulth says:

Lol.


Dec. 16, 2007 | 12:31 PM ngmastah says:

U GUYZ R CRAZY!


Dec. 16, 2007 | 12:57 PM FreekC says:

give this man a book


Dec. 16, 2007 | 3:16 PM RWappin says:

Enjoying the caps lock I see


Dec. 16, 2007 | 3:19 PM Sparkpro says:

I heard that Caps lock is cruse control for cool.


Dec. 16, 2007 | 4:29 PM X-Naut says:

It's not surprising that the best thing McDonalds has to offer is their ketchup.


Dec. 16, 2007 | 7:23 PM ZombieswithJetpacks says:

don't do drugs, that pic is reason enough.


Dec. 16, 2007 | 9:01 PM Dr-Dro says:

mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.

The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.

The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.mentions and addresses many of the crucial American wounds of the 20th century: Vietnam, relationships with African-Americans, drugs, capitalism and the mistreatment of women. Naturally Forrest himself takes the morally upright line on all of these: he fights in Vietnam then rejects war as hell, makes best friends with the African-American Bubba, rejects drugs, becomes a national sporting hero, makes a million without even trying, looks for love with Jenny but loses her despite treating her better than any other man ever did. The interactions and contradictions between Forrest and his more worldly, more cynical castmates is the source of much humor, some of it quite dark. Weaving Forrest into various bits of historical footage was quirky and interesting, though played no significant part in the story.

The acting is strong, the narrative is compelling enough and its semi-documentary style direction is consistent and provides clarity and pace. However Forrest Gump is little more than an ideological fairy story, partly to keep viewers believing in the cause. Would that we could have a world where the best-intentioned half-wit could pop up at opportune moments in history, winning hearts, amassing a fortune, becoming famous. Sadly, the world generally belongs to those who have screwed over someone else to get there - and that isn't Forrest, he's too nice a guy.
asssssssasssssssssin

Dec. 16, 2007 | 10:27 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

:U!!!!!!!


Dec. 16, 2007 | 9:34 PM retr0smash says:

retrosmashok: ALL CAPS
jdkdkdkoogglfg ff: "YES"


Dec. 17, 2007 | 6:23 AM homor says:

a single tear went down my eye when i read this

*claping*


Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:16 PM MRat says:

PERHAPS ATERWARDS WE CAN GET SOME TEA AND SCONES?

Dec. 19, 2007 | 12:18 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

RyanLeRat: those are some butts you've got there, how much for the ripest?
Fololo 311: they cost 10 f
RyanLeRat: perchance to haggle?
Fololo 311: we dont haggle with your kind here, boy
RyanLeRat: Thems fighting words. My kind, however don't fight.
RyanLeRat: Here's your 10 f
Fololo 311: enjoy your butt
RyanLeRat: i shall.
RyanLeRat: SIR! This butt has a liver spot! I demand a refund immediately.
Fololo 311: we dont give money back. I can however, give you a fresh butt
Fololo 311: from our "secret stash"
RyanLeRat: This shall be suffcient compensation.


Dec. 18, 2007 | 5:24 AM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

Ronald McDonald has official forums?
Give me a link!


Dec. 18, 2007 | 1:14 PM kisame says:

FELLAS LOOK AROUND AND SEE WHAT'S GOING DOWN!


Dec. 18, 2007 | 3:25 PM MisterDielectric says:

u guys r so gey


Dec. 19, 2007 | 11:11 AM ThreeStar says:

tldr, just stopped by to say hello!!

hello!!

Dec. 20, 2007 | 4:06 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hello!!!!!!!


Dec. 20, 2007 | 12:31 AM Sensationalism says:

Dude, you are awesome.


Dec. 20, 2007 | 2:32 AM DarkWizard1992 says:

TEH BEST CONVERZAITION IN NEWGROUNDZ!

,'D


Dec. 20, 2007 | 6:26 PM X-Naut says:

But really, if McDonalds sold nothing but their ketchup, profits would soar.

Srsly.


Dec. 21, 2007 | 5:21 AM X-Naut says:

Patrick's pupils look like Pac-Man. Wakka wakka wakka.

I'm going for the high score.


Jun. 1, 2008 | 1:45 AM DarkKiranami says:

You are one demented person, so random, yet brilliant at the same time.
...
I think we can use this one...
Yes, yes... We'll lure him here by dripping a trail of mutated cashews, then our little scheme can begin. Go, my minion!
Right away, sir.
By the end of the week, the world will be ours...!

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