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ZekeySpaceyLizard

Age/Gender: 22, Male
Location: Florida
Job: talentless hack

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.---------
---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
8/23/03

Level: 23
Aura: Evil

Rank: Police Sergeant
Blams: 559
Saves: 862
Rank #: 4,148

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 5,540 / 5,880
Exp. Rank #: 2,596
Voting Pow.: 6.46 votes

BBS Posts: 7,948 (4.36 per day)
Flash Reviews: 578
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 56
Stickers: 0

The People Have Spoken

21 Comments

Dec. 7, 2007 | 4:13 PM FreekC says:

i see youre enjoying your new tablet

Dec. 7, 2007 | 5:23 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you bet yer ass I am.


Dec. 7, 2007 | 4:50 PM BlueHippo says:

maybe i wouldn't hate you so much if you weren't so lazy and at least made a fucking icon for your submissions.

PS that clown sucks dick...

with lips like those it would be a sin not to.

Dec. 7, 2007 | 5:24 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hueblippo


Dec. 7, 2007 | 6:35 PM homor says:

who ever heard.....

....of a sad clown?

A MIME! get it? huh? huh?

oh fuck you all up the asshole then.

you can all die in a fire.


Dec. 7, 2007 | 6:46 PM homor says:

Reviews are supposed to be helpful and nice, not rude and slanderous. 4 different voice actors I found did the voices and yes I copied the unicorns so that way they would look exactly right.

IT'S A PARODY IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ORIGINAL!!! IT'S A DEVIATION OF SOMETHING EVERBODY ALREADY KNOWS!! SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

I'M A MAN I'M 40!! DON'T PICK ON A KID WHO'S DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!


Dec. 8, 2007 | 1:37 AM Hammi says:

Ive never liked clowns... not even Ronald.


Dec. 8, 2007 | 5:26 AM X-Naut says:

I walk like that in real life. When I talk, my head moves like that.

In real life.

Dec. 9, 2007 | 12:44 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

video footage now.


Dec. 8, 2007 | 11:56 AM citricsquid says:

I came.


Dec. 8, 2007 | 9:32 PM ZombieswithJetpacks says:

A clown is a funny man. Did you know that?

Dec. 9, 2007 | 12:44 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

hoo hoo hooooooo


Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:38 AM Cobalt says:

he says ba ba bee, ba bee when he can


Dec. 9, 2007 | 3:06 AM MRat says:

Watch yourself, if this gets out to the public, there will be hell to pay. You don't know the half of what you've just stumbled upon.


Dec. 9, 2007 | 1:02 PM W-P-S says:

a melanchollic jew


Dec. 9, 2007 | 3:43 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

lol aliens


Dec. 9, 2007 | 11:48 PM manwith10toes says:

fff


Dec. 10, 2007 | 11:38 AM Paradox says:

Holy shit that was epic.


Dec. 11, 2007 | 4:07 AM Mushman says:

Honestly, you make no sense at all. You are a Flash spammer, no you can't deny it. You spam the portal with extremely low quality flash almost every day with absolutly no effort put in whatsoever. Most of your work is "collaberative", but it's also of low quality. However, you are in the portal, blamming and saving and writing reviews. My point is, how can you preech to the people of Newgrounds about quality and effort if you do not put any in yourself?

Dec. 11, 2007 | 6:36 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

And this ladies and gentlemen is what is commonly known as a clueless newbie. Note the anger in his writing. Note the long paragraph I only got halfway through before being bored. Note the fact he's forgotten to mention the fact I've made more than plenty of decent and good flash to this site as well.

Now, I could give him the same response I give to every newbie who writes me this same generic "how can you do this, look at you" essay that floats along about once a week. But I wont, because I've written it so many times now, and have really stopped caring what half the faggots on this website think.

That and I prefer not to have conversations with 15-year-old sprite loving children who have contributed nothing to this website except a laughable "light effects tutorial" and an uppity sense of self righteousness.

I know what will come next, you will send me a long PM and I will send you back something nasty and then block you, just like I'm blocking you here.

I'd suggest you grow some balls, and then kill yourself. Good day my fine gentlemen. May you one day get over yourself.

CHIP CHIP CHEERIO AND ALL THAT ROT

*adjusts monacle*
*drinks tea*
*beats wife*


Dec. 11, 2007 | 12:55 PM PeterPUNCH says:

INSULT ME NOW PLZ, MRLIZARD PLZ =^-^=

Dec. 11, 2007 | 4:51 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

make me a sandwich


Dec. 11, 2007 | 11:44 PM ShirtTurtle says:

That clown is gay.
In the old world sense of course.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 4:30 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

turt shirtle


Dec. 12, 2007 | 8:57 AM NewShape says:

Mushman is actually more ignorant than clinically insane. Especially in that he thinks internet stats are worth anything.

Dec. 12, 2007 | 5:32 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

durr i have a higher level than yu durr


Dec. 12, 2007 | 6:14 PM Victory says:

Hur hur, funnily enough I started a pm argument with this Mushman over a comment he had left on Jerry Jackson's userpage a while back. He failed to see it as a parody, and instead continuously argued back to me with "it's people like you who are killing Newgrounds, who let shit like this pass the portal." What a moron.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 2:48 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Yeah you have to love the idiot new users on this site and their constant neverending crusades against the things that give this site its personality.
They just dont get it.
It's incredible.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 9:28 PM CheezNapkin says:

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be

Dec. 13, 2007 | 2:48 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

tha candy man can
because he mixes it with ffff
and makes the world taste d


Dec. 14, 2007 | 5:21 PM klopatng says:

.oot nuf si DSL kniht I

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