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A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.--------- ---- When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.

Age 38, Male

talentless hack

IADT

Florida

Joined on 8/23/03

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ba ba ba beee

Comments

i see youre enjoying your new tablet

you bet yer ass I am.

maybe i wouldn't hate you so much if you weren't so lazy and at least made a fucking icon for your submissions.

PS that clown sucks dick...

with lips like those it would be a sin not to.

hueblippo

who ever heard.....

....of a sad clown?

A MIME! get it? huh? huh?

oh fuck you all up the asshole then.

you can all die in a fire.

Reviews are supposed to be helpful and nice, not rude and slanderous. 4 different voice actors I found did the voices and yes I copied the unicorns so that way they would look exactly right.

IT'S A PARODY IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ORIGINAL!!! IT'S A DEVIATION OF SOMETHING EVERBODY ALREADY KNOWS!! SO GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT.

I'M A MAN I'M 40!! DON'T PICK ON A KID WHO'S DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!

Ive never liked clowns... not even Ronald.

I walk like that in real life. When I talk, my head moves like that.

In real life.

video footage now.

A clown is a funny man. Did you know that?

hoo hoo hooooooo

he says ba ba bee, ba bee when he can

Watch yourself, if this gets out to the public, there will be hell to pay. You don't know the half of what you've just stumbled upon.

a melanchollic jew

Holy shit that was epic.

Honestly, you make no sense at all. You are a Flash spammer, no you can't deny it. You spam the portal with extremely low quality flash almost every day with absolutly no effort put in whatsoever. Most of your work is "collaberative", but it's also of low quality. However, you are in the portal, blamming and saving and writing reviews. My point is, how can you preech to the people of Newgrounds about quality and effort if you do not put any in yourself?

And this ladies and gentlemen is what is commonly known as a clueless newbie. Note the anger in his writing. Note the long paragraph I only got halfway through before being bored. Note the fact he's forgotten to mention the fact I've made more than plenty of decent and good flash to this site as well.

Now, I could give him the same response I give to every newbie who writes me this same generic "how can you do this, look at you" essay that floats along about once a week. But I wont, because I've written it so many times now, and have really stopped caring what half the faggots on this website think.

That and I prefer not to have conversations with 15-year-old sprite loving children who have contributed nothing to this website except a laughable "light effects tutorial" and an uppity sense of self righteousness.

I know what will come next, you will send me a long PM and I will send you back something nasty and then block you, just like I'm blocking you here.

I'd suggest you grow some balls, and then kill yourself. Good day my fine gentlemen. May you one day get over yourself.

CHIP CHIP CHEERIO AND ALL THAT ROT

*adjusts monacle*
*drinks tea*
*beats wife*

INSULT ME NOW PLZ, MRLIZARD PLZ =^-^=

make me a sandwich

Hur hur, funnily enough I started a pm argument with this Mushman over a comment he had left on Jerry Jackson's userpage a while back. He failed to see it as a parody, and instead continuously argued back to me with "it's people like you who are killing Newgrounds, who let shit like this pass the portal." What a moron.

Yeah you have to love the idiot new users on this site and their constant neverending crusades against the things that give this site its personality.
They just dont get it.
It's incredible.

Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of
Pure imagination
Take a look
And you'll see
Into your imagination

We'll begin
With a spin
Traveling in
The world of my creation
What we'll see
Will defy
Explanation

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly wish to be

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Wanta change the world?
There's nothing
To it

There is no
Life I know
To compare with
Pure imagination
Living there
You'll be free
If you truly
Wish to be

tha candy man can
because he mixes it with ffff
and makes the world taste d